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	lline.push("People can't you see");
	lline.push("I'm sacrificing");
	lline.push("for the FCC");
	lline.push("'cuz Janet Jackson");
	lline.push("was a stupid ho");
	lline.push("...ruined everything...");
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	lline.push("It's too late");
	lline.push("I can't stop now");
	lline.push("Losing my head");
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	lline.push("Will you hear me now");
	lline.push("");
	lline.push("Bologna toss on your breasts");
	lline.push("makes my dreidel rise");
	lline.push("I talk sick");
	lline.push("I love midget wrestling!");
	lline.push("If I say [bleep] and [bleep]");
	lline.push("I'm crucified");
	lline.push("'Cuz I preach like I poo");
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	lline.push("Crazy glue anal lube");
	lline.push("Yeah you know that I talk sick");
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	lline.push("There is no way");
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	lline.push("People don't be gay");
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	lline.push("topless ladies!");
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	lline.push("On air");
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	lline.push("Make you laugh");
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	lline.push("Milk me like a cow");
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