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Things I've Learned From My Children |
(Honest, and no kidding...) |
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1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. |
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2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. |
3. A three year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. |
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. |
5. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room. |
6. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. |
7. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. |
8. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. |
9. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late. |
10. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. |
11. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a grown man says they can only do it in the movies. |
12. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old. |
13. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence. |
14. Super glue is forever. |
15. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. |
16. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. |
17. VCR's do not eject peanut butter sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. |
18. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. |
19. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. |
20. You probably do not want to know what that odor is. |
21. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. |
22. The local fire department has a 5 minute response time. |
23. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. |
24. It will however make cats dizzy. |
25. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. |
And finally, the mind of a child is wonderful. |
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