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4 In The
Morning
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Hello and welcome back to 4 in the Morrning News.

Today... I don't know how our budget managed it, but we actually DO have the
president of the united states here for you.  He's going to make a special
announcement.

Oh wait a minute... it's 4 o'clock in the morning.  He's going to make an
announcement that we're going to war at 4 o'clock in the morning because he
hopes nobody will possibly see it.  That's just great now we're being used as a
media whore for the president of the united states.

Well everybody... here he is... your president.

My fellow Americans.  It has been decided that we are going to war with Iraq.  We
are goin in!  And we are gunna whoop some ass!  Does anybody know why?
BECAUSE DADDY DOESN'T LIKE SADDAM!  I MUST AVENGE MY FATHER!
DAMN YOU SADDAM!  DAMN YOU!

Mr. President... your father isn't dead ... you arn't avenging anything...

Quiet goon!  You'd best shuddup now or I'll blow you up with Iran!

IRAQ... sir.

Whateva.... it's all the same!  I Get's ta push the red button!

Sir... the mic is still on.

I Know it's on!  Now listen here people... I am now your KING!  No more votin
nonsense!  I am supreme ruler of all!  You!  The good people of the united steaks
of america.

Sir... did you just say united STEAKS of america?

Oh yeah, I'm hungry... I haven't had to much to eat today!

Oh yeah, I'm hungry... I haven't had to much to eat today!  I'm too furious with
Saddam to eat!  This calls for high king rule supreme ruler guys superior strat
tee ger ee.

WE ARE GOIN TO WAR! - WE ARE GOIN TO HIT EM WITH ALL WE GOT! - WE
ARE BRINGIN IN DA BOOBIES!

We are sending in thousands of girls to take Pakistan!  And when they are
distracted with the boobies we move in!

Sir... it's Iraq.. not Iran... or Pakistan.. but, Iraq.

Yes I do believe they have nice racks.   Thanks goon!

The name is Jon sir.

Well whateva... my fellow americans!  Let's go get dem bad guys!  Whatever
country they might be in.

<Crowd Boos>

Thank you!  Thank you!  The high prince of kings ruler is now leaving your
presence.

Thank you!  Thank you!  The high prince of kings ruler is now leaving your
presence.  And he's gonna get some!  Come on baby!  I'll show you my
presidentail torpedo!

Oh Mr. President... there is one more thing before you leave.

What's that?

You see that stage light up there?

Yeah...
Jon: It's about to fall on you!
What?

Now who's the fuckin goon.

Bush:  TERRORIST!

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