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4 In The
Morning
News

CRAZED

JIM : WELCOME BACK TO <GETS CUT OFF>
JON : YEAH YEAH JIM THEY GET IT ALREADY....

YOU... YOU SPOILED MY MOMENT JON....

SHUT UP JIM... YOU SPOILED MY LIFE.

WELCOME BACK TO 4 IN THE MORNIN NEWS....

WHAT WAS THAT JIM?

I SAID...

WELCOME BACK TO 4 IN THE MORNING NEEEEEEWS!

YES JIM... THAT'S VERY NICE...

TELL THEM ABOUT OUR TOP STORY FOR TONIGHT JON!

I HATE MY LIFE...

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT IS "PENNY BAIN" - A DOPY ACTIVIST THAT HAS
ATTACKED MANY THINGS AND DOESN'T SEEM TO REALLY KNOW WHY.
SHE JUST FILES A SUIT AGAINST US LAST WEEK FOR OUR ADVERTISMENT.

YOU SEE... SHE THINKS GAMES AND MOVIES MAKE KIDS GO CRAZY BUT IT'S
ACTUALLY SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF 2 WORKING PARENTS LEAVING
BABYSITTERS AND TVS TO BE THE MAIN ROLE MODELS OF CHILDREN.

NOT TO MENTION ONE LARGE OVERLOOKED DETAIL...

THEIR FUCKIN CRAZY!!!

JIM : HOW YA DOING PENNY?

WELL, I THINK THAT JON HERE HAS A POINT... BUT MONKEY SEE, MONKEY
DO. YOU KNOW, IF A CHILD SEES SOMETHING HE OR SHE MIGHT JUST TRY
AND DO IT!

WELL... PERHAPS A SMALL CHILD, SURE, BUT NOT A TEEN.

<VIBRATION NOISE>
PENNY : OH NO NO NO! YOU SEE IT'S JUST MY PAGER, MY PAGER IS GOING
OFF IS ALL.

<VIBRATION NOISE>
JON: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

WHAT'S THAT?

JIM, GET THAT OFF THERE! GET IT OFF!

WHAT'S IT DO?

<CRASH>
PENNY: OUCH!

JIM DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO FIX THOSE???

I... I DIDN'T GET AROUND TO IT... WHAT IS THIS THING ANYWAY???

OOOOOOH, MYYYYYY, GODDDDDD!

OH MY GOD! THAT'S THE MOST REPULSIVE THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! CUT TO
COMMERCIAL! CUT TO FUCKIN COMMERCIAL!!!!

WE DON'T HAVE ANY ADVERTISEMENTS...

THEN JUST.. END THE FUCKIN SHOW... FORGET ABOUT IT!

GOODBYE EVERYBODY!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

And Happy Birthday
Adie!!!

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