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ladies and gentlemen...welcome. welcome to the
most epic experience of pure, unadulterated fear
that you will ever have the displeasure of being
subjected to.
i feel it is my duty to warn you that the following
film is so scary, so terrifying, so bone-chillingly,
pant-wettingly, chest-implodingly frightening that
many who have seen it have not survived the
experience.

During it's conception, many of the people i
showed it to went mad.
william miracle, one of the voice actors,
became convinced that his head was about to
be consumed by his own neck and ripped out
his own throat (this explains his shit
performance)
ollie wells, a good friend of mine, leapt out
a window shortly after viewing the film. it is
said his last words were 'don't let them catch
me! nooooo...wait, i didn't mean the firefighter
with the net i meant-ARRCK!!'

Another disturbing thing about the conception
of this film is the spate of mysterious deaths
attached to it's production.
my dear, beloved sister; amy was mauled by a
dog, said by witnesses to be the size of a small
beAR which ran off into the darkness. the
police never found the animal and no
footprints were left. the only evidence was the
mutilated remains of a young girl, who police
identified by her teeth.

olliver mckendrick-ness, a young and
exceptionally talented voice actor who
played a dual-role in the film had his eyes
pecked out by angry pigeons, causing him
to stumble into a broken elevator shaft
where he exploded.

i myself have been plagued with demonic
visions and no longer feel in control of
my actions...i know that if my soul has any
chance for salvation i will destroy any
trace of this creation now...
But either macarbe curiosity or some
great, evil force compells me to share
this creation. i do not know what will
happen when it is viewed, and i would advise
that it is probably for the best that you
never find out.

i very much doubt i will make it through
this night...

Hello, boys

Whhhoooooooooaaa!!!

nice tits!

i'd bob for those apples!

why thank you.

i just got them done last week.

hello.

ah, dr. squelch. thank you for the work you did...

you've got the neighborhood kids right proper horny!

that's actually what i was planning to tell you about...

it seems my assistant made an error...

those aren't proper...

breast implants.

what you have inside you is...

the brains of two serial killers!!

what?!

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