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ENGRISH HUMOR GALLERY VER. 2

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In Japan you will see many signs and products with english
descriptions. At first glance they seem quite ordinary and
normal blurbs of text. However upon closer inspection you
will realise that many of the english you see, does not make
any sense at all. And thus the word is born; "Engrish".
Lest there remain any doubt whatsoever in anyone's mind
that the entire function of the English language in Japan is to
serve as meaningless decoration, I would like to present you
with the second out of 6 gallerys of engrish pictures on the
internet.

"z" previous pic

"x" next pic

Mmmmm refreshing canned Air.

I wonder if these would be complimentary on JAL flights?

Is it beer? Is it water? No, its beerwater!

This is the best water!

"Super Brain Panic" - now with extra neurotoxins!

So is it big or is it mini?

The "BM" here stands for "Bowel Movement". No joke.

Text Reads: "Bull Coffee, a canned coffee drink that gives you
both creaminess and dry coffee taste."

"Asse" chocolate? Hmmm.

Put some Collon in your Colon.

Well I guess it beats having a cigarette.

Yep, I sure did.

Would you like to taste my Creamy Balls?

Mmmmm... Dew Dew!

Gee it's a bit drafty in here...

The gum for any occasion.

"Fujunami's straw will produce you young party happily and
exceedingly."

The drink for people who don't shave their navel.

Just tip it over your head!

Just one piece and you're l33t.

Text reads: "The sentimental taste is cozy for the heroines in
the town."

I wonder if they sell these to women?

This stick is a real mother.

This gum is for people who don't have time to brush their teeth.
Really.

Nude: The drink for when you're naked.

An old classic; Pocari Sweat.

Text Reads: "Moistens your body rapidly and softens your soul
gently. Postonic is life us all."

Text Reads: "Rapidly moistens your body and gently softens
your soul PostWater is Lifewater for us all."
Hmm, sounds similar.

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Text reads: Rumrasin in Lotte chocolate for your beautiful time.

"Salatoma". Not to be confused with Salmonella.

Just incase you forget who it belongs to.

Why not have a slash?

Seen on a vending machine somewhere in Ushiku.

Owww... my jaw.  I thought jaw breakers were bad.

If sweetie is not enough...

Ooops... tricke trickle trickle

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White water!?  Well better than drinking brown water

Of course, for refined adults only..

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