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HI BILLY MAYS HERE, HOW YA DOIN'?

BILLY MAYS

THIS IS
BILLY MAYS

HEY

The STAIN specialist

The Stain Specialist

no, just kidding

NO nononono

OH, OK

alright!

Okay?

Stain Specialist

Stain

HOW YA
DOIN'?

are you shittin me?

pa ha ha ha

you hear what the weather man said?

Does the constant pounding cause your
ankles knees and back to ache?

WHY AM I SMASHING MY HAND WITH THIS HAMMER?!

I'M GONNA RUN OVER MY HAND
WITH THIS 6000 POUND CAR!

NAAAH THANK YOU, FLATTERY WILL
GET YOU EVERYWHERE

I gotta order something here

CAN I GET A SAUSAGE BURRIIE

MAKE THAT 2 SAUSAGE BURRITOS

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

A biscuit

Bacon Egg and cheese biscuit

Bacon, egg and cheese

GOOD, I'D LIKE TO ORDER THE BUY
ONE GET ONE FREE BE AND C BISCUIT

BUT, I'M STILL NOT DONE

I'M REALLY HUNGRY AND I
HAVE FRIENDS HERE

I'D LIKE TO GET A HASHBROWN

hold on, is there any shipping and handling on this?

SO, YOU GOT THE ORDER?

WILL YOU THROW IN THE HASH BROWNS FREE?

WOW that was an experience

What is that?

uhhh

UHHM

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

BUH BYE!

Billy Mays,
I'm outta here

1958-2009

aww my garsh

What's that?

Right?

Only $19.95

Wow, what a deal

But, You Gotta call now

But if YOU call now, we'll cut the price in half

For 40 dollars

So, I'm not gonna pay 100

I'm not gonna pay 200

let me get the credit card number

AND YA KNOW WHAT, LEMME WASH THAT
DOWN WITH SOME CHOKOCOL ERR COCA COLA

THIRD TIMES A CHARM

DarkShadow667

www.RealmOfDarkness.net

Billy Mays

Soundboard

R.I.P.

NOT 300

NOT 400

ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

Symbol 56 Button
on (keyPress "<Space>") {
	stopAllSounds();
}

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