Frame 1
	function mainmenuHandler(obj, item) {
		if (_root._currentframe > 2) {
			gotoAndStop ("sceneee0");
		}
	}
	function stopHandler(obj, item) {
		getURL ("http://myhead.110mb.com");
	}
	my_cm = new ContextMenu();
	my_cm.hideBuiltInItems();
	my_cm.builtInItems.quality = true;
	my_cm.builtInItems.zoom = true;
	my_cm.customItems.push(new ContextMenuItem("Rewiiiiind", mainmenuHandler, true));
	my_cm.customItems.push(new ContextMenuItem("\u00A9 Robert Winchester", stopHandler, true));
	_root.menu = my_cm;
	_root.moviembsize = Math.ceil(_root.getBytesTotal() / 1000);
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.showsubtitles = false;
	_root.happymenubg = false;
	_root.playalternate = false;
	_root.unlockversionb = false;
	_root.repeatscene = false;
	_root.playsceneonly = false;
	_root.numbertoskip = 3;
	_root.whichway = 0;
	_root.activateframeplacement = false;
	_root.playheadvisible = false;
	_root.preloaderplay = true;
	_root.secretfound = 0;
	_root.scrapbookpages = 20;
	var secretbutnfound = new Array(0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0);
Frame 3
	stop();
Frame 4
	stop();
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 5
	if (_quality == "LOW") {
		_quality  = "HIGH";
	}
Instance of Symbol 156 MovieClip in Frame 5
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
		this.gotoAndStop(2);
	} else {
		this.gotoAndStop(4);
	}
}
Frame 20
	_root.playalternate = false;
	stop();
	if (_quality == "LOW") {
		_quality  = "HIGH";
	}
Frame 21
	stop();
	_root.playsceneonly = false;
	_root.repeatscene = false;
	dookie = random(5);
	MATH.round(dookie);
	if (dookie == 0) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(5);
	}
	if (dookie == 1) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
	if (dookie == 2) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(3);
	}
	if (dookie == 3) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(4);
	}
	if (dookie == 4) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
Frame 22
	stop();
	dookie = random(5);
	MATH.round(dookie);
	if (dookie == 0) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(5);
	}
	if (dookie == 1) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
	if (dookie == 2) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(3);
	}
	if (dookie == 3) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(4);
	}
	if (dookie == 4) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
Frame 23
	stop();
	dookie = random(5);
	MATH.round(dookie);
	if (dookie == 0) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(5);
	}
	if (dookie == 1) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
	if (dookie == 2) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(3);
	}
	if (dookie == 3) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(4);
	}
	if (dookie == 4) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
Frame 24
	stop();
	dookie = random(5);
	MATH.round(dookie);
	if (dookie == 0) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(5);
	}
	if (dookie == 1) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
	if (dookie == 2) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(3);
	}
	if (dookie == 3) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(4);
	}
	if (dookie == 4) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
Frame 26
	thisframe = 1;
	stop();
	commentmc.stop();
	commentmc._visible == false;
	picturemc.stop();
	_root.scrapbookpages = 20 + _root.secretfound;
Instance of Symbol 439 MovieClip "picturemc" in Frame 26
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
	if (this._xscale != 100) {
		this.startDrag();
	}
}
onClipEvent (mouseUp) {
	if (this._xscale != 100) {
		this.stopDrag();
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (this._xscale <= 100) {
		this._x = 275;
		this._y = 200;
	}
}
Frame 27
	stop();
Frame 36
	stop();
	_root.playalternate = false;
	dookie = random(5);
	MATH.round(dookie);
	if (dookie == 0) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(5);
	}
	if (dookie == 1) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
	if (dookie == 2) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(3);
	}
	if (dookie == 3) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(4);
	}
	if (dookie == 4) {
		_root.randommenubg.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
Symbol 14 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "blank");
}
Symbol 20 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 1
	PercentLoaded = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
	PercentLoadedp = Math.floor(_root.getBytesLoaded() / 1000);
	if (PercentLoaded != 100) {
		bar._xscale = PercentLoaded;
	} else {
		gotoAndStop ("loaded");
	}
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 27 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.bobert-rob.com", "blank");
}
Symbol 31 MovieClip Frame 1
	function camControl() {
		parentColor.setTransform(camColor.getTransform());
		var _local4 = sX / this._width;
		var _local3 = sY / this._height;
		_parent._x = cX - (this._x * _local4);
		_parent._y = cY - (this._y * _local3);
		_parent._xscale = 100 * _local4;
		_parent._yscale = 100 * _local3;
	}
	function resetStage() {
		var _local2 = {ra:100, rb:0, ga:100, gb:0, ba:100, bb:0, aa:100, ab:0};
		parentColor.setTransform(_local2);
		_parent._xscale = 100;
		_parent._yscale = 100;
		_parent._x = 0;
		_parent._y = 0;
	}
	this._visible = false;
	var oldMode = Stage.scaleMode;
	Stage.scaleMode = "exactFit";
	var cX = (Stage.width / 2);
	var cY = (Stage.height / 2);
	var sX = Stage.width;
	var sY = Stage.height;
	Stage.scaleMode = oldMode;
	var camColor = new Color(this);
	var parentColor = new Color(_parent);
	this.onEnterFrame = camControl;
	camControl();
	this.onUnload = resetStage;
Symbol 74 MovieClip Frame 8
	stop();
Symbol 79 MovieClip Frame 10
	stop();
Symbol 82 Button
on (press) {
	_root.unlockversionb = true;
}
Symbol 128 MovieClip Frame 262
	_root.play();
Symbol 129 Button
on (release) {
	_root.repeatscene = false;
	_root.playsceneonly = false;
	_root.playalternate = false;
	_root.playingnow = true;
	gotoAndStop ("sceneee1");
}
Symbol 134 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop ("Sceneselectt");
}
Symbol 139 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop ("scrapbookk");
}
Symbol 143 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("Extrass");
}
Symbol 151 Button
on (press) {
	if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
		_root.showsubtitles = true;
	} else {
		_root.showsubtitles = false;
	}
}
Symbol 156 MovieClip Frame 3
	if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (4);
	}
Symbol 156 MovieClip Frame 5
	if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (4);
	}
Symbol 161 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playalternate = true;
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.playsceneonly = false;
	_root.repeatscene = false;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee1");
}
Symbol 163 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.unlockversionb == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	} else {
		stop();
	}
Symbol 176 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 203 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 221 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 300 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee1");
}
Symbol 302 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee2");
}
Symbol 304 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee3");
}
Symbol 309 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playsceneonly = false;
	if (_root.repeatscene == false) {
		_root.repeatscene = true;
		_root.SceneOptionIndicator.gotoAndStop(2);
	} else {
		_root.repeatscene = false;
		_root.SceneOptionIndicator.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
}
Symbol 310 Button
on (release) {
	_root.repeatscene = false;
	if (_root.playsceneonly == false) {
		_root.playsceneonly = true;
		_root.SceneOptionIndicator.gotoAndStop(3);
	} else {
		_root.playsceneonly = false;
		_root.SceneOptionIndicator.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
}
Symbol 312 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndPlay("MainMenuu");
}
Symbol 320 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.repeatscene == true) {
		_root.SceneOptionIndicator.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
	if (_root.playsceneonly == true) {
		_root.SceneOptionIndicator.gotoAndStop(3);
	}
	stop();
Symbol 322 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee4");
}
Symbol 324 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee5");
}
Symbol 326 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee6");
}
Symbol 328 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee7");
}
Symbol 330 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee8");
}
Symbol 332 Button
on (release) {
	_root.playingnow = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("sceneee9");
}
Symbol 336 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndPlay("Sceneselectt");
}
Symbol 339 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("adriangunsnd");
}
Symbol 340 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("featuresnd");
}
Symbol 341 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("rawintrobsnd");
}
Symbol 344 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
Symbol 345 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 350 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 353 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 372 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
Symbol 579 Button
on (press) {
	if (_root.commentmc._visible == true) {
		_root.commentmc._visible = false;
	} else if (_root.commentmc._visible == false) {
		_root.commentmc._visible = true;
	}
}
Symbol 580 Button
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	if (_root.thisframe > 1) {
		_root.thisframe = _root.thisframe - 1;
		_root.picturemc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
		_root.commentmc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
	}
}
Symbol 581 Button
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	if (_root.thisframe < (20 + _root.secretfound)) {
		_root.thisframe = _root.thisframe + 1;
		_root.picturemc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
		_root.commentmc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
	}
}
Symbol 587 Button
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("MainMenuu");
}
Symbol 592 Button
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	if (_root.picturemc._xscale > 100) {
		_root.picturemc._xscale = _root.picturemc._xscale - 150;
		_root.picturemc._yscale = _root.picturemc._yscale - 150;
	}
}
Symbol 598 Button
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	if (_root.picturemc._xscale < 450) {
		_root.picturemc._xscale = _root.picturemc._xscale + 150;
		_root.picturemc._yscale = _root.picturemc._yscale + 150;
	}
}
Symbol 613 Button
on (press) {
	if (_root.bunchofbuttons._visible == true) {
		_root.bunchofbuttons._visible = false;
	} else if (_root.bunchofbuttons._visible == false) {
		_root.bunchofbuttons._visible = true;
	}
}
on (keyPress "<Space>") {
	if ((_root.bunchofbuttons._visible == true) or (_root.commentmc._visible == true)) {
		_root.bunchofbuttons._visible = false;
		_root.commentmc._visible = false;
	} else if (_root.bunchofbuttons._visible == false) {
		_root.bunchofbuttons._visible = true;
		_root.commentmc._visible = true;
	}
}
on (keyPress "<Up>") {
	if (_root.picturemc._xscale <= 450) {
		_root.picturemc._xscale = _root.picturemc._xscale + 150;
		_root.picturemc._yscale = _root.picturemc._yscale + 150;
	}
}
on (keyPress "<Down>") {
	if (_root.picturemc._xscale > 100) {
		_root.picturemc._xscale = _root.picturemc._xscale - 150;
		_root.picturemc._yscale = _root.picturemc._yscale - 150;
	}
}
on (keyPress "<Left>") {
	if (_root.thisframe > 1) {
		_root.thisframe = _root.thisframe - 1;
		_root.picturemc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
		_root.commentmc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
	}
}
on (keyPress "<Right>") {
	if (_root.thisframe < (20 + _root.secretfound)) {
		_root.thisframe = _root.thisframe + 1;
		_root.picturemc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
		_root.commentmc.gotoAndStop(_root.thisframe);
	}
}
Symbol 614 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 640 MovieClip Frame 2
	if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
		this.gotoAndPlay(1);
	} else {
		this.gotoAndPlay(3);
	}
Symbol 640 MovieClip Frame 4
	if (_root.showsubtitles == false) {
		this.gotoAndPlay(1);
	} else {
		this.gotoAndPlay(3);
	}
Symbol 645 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.playingnow == false) {
		_root.playingnow = true;
		_root.ducttapey.play();
		_root.whichway = 0;
		_root.activateframeplacement = 0;
	} else {
		_root.playingnow = false;
		_root.ducttapey.stop();
	}
}
Symbol 646 Button
on (release) {
	doot = 0;
	if (_root.ducttapey._currentframe > (_root.ducttapey._totalframes - _root.numbertoskip)) {
		doot = 1;
		_root.whichway = 2;
		_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
	}
	if (doot == 0) {
		_root.ducttapey.gotoAndStop(_root.ducttapey._currentframe + ((_root.numbertoskip - 1) + 1));
		_root.whichway = 1;
		_root.activateframeplacement = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 648 Button
on (release) {
	doot = 0;
	if ((_root.ducttapey._currentframe <= _root.numbertoskip) and (_root._currentframe <= 27)) {
		_root.gotoAndStop("MainMenuu");
		doot = 1;
	}
	if ((_root.ducttapey._currentframe <= _root.numbertoskip) and (_root._currentframe > 27)) {
		_root.whichway = -2;
		doot = 1;
		_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe - 1);
	}
	if (doot == 0) {
		_root.ducttapey.gotoAndStop(_root.ducttapey._currentframe - _root.numbertoskip);
		_root.whichway = -1;
	}
}
Symbol 653 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
}
Instance of Symbol 636 MovieClip "thecollision" in Symbol 655 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._visible = false;
}
Symbol 655 MovieClip Frame 2
	if (_root.ducttapey.playpausebuttonn.thecollision.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, false)) {
		gotoAndPlay (3);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	}
Symbol 655 MovieClip Frame 5
	if (_root.ducttapey.playpausebuttonn.thecollision.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, false)) {
		gotoAndPlay (3);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	}
Symbol 657 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.secretbutnfound[1] == 0) {
		_root.secretfound = _root.secretfound + 10;
		_root.secretbutnfound[1] = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = " ";
	if (_root.playingnow == false) {
		if (_root.whichway < -1) {
			gotoAndStop(_totalframes - _root.numbertoskip);
		}
		if (_root.whichway > 1) {
			gotoAndStop(_root.numbertoskip);
		}
		stop();
	}
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 2
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Adrian!";
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 21
	_root.thetext = "Adrian:  Hey Rob!  Lets go see Twilight!";
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 48
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  What the hell is that?!";
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 70
	_root.thetext = "Adrian:  I hear it's a movie about vampires.";
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 100
	_root.thetext = "(Poor guys)";
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 108
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Okay, sure, why not?!";
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 130
	_root.thetext = "(If only they knew)";
Symbol 716 MovieClip Frame 134
	if (_root.playingnow == true) {
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 764 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.secretbutnfound[2] == 0) {
		_root.secretfound = _root.secretfound + 10;
		_root.secretbutnfound[2] = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 824 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 846 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = " ";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 7
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Um, ACE...";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 35
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Why am I the only one with a beard in here?";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 68
	_root.thetext = "Adrian (aka ACE):  Um...";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 89
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  I swear to god, dude, if this turns out to be a teeny bopper movie with vampires thrown in for the hell of it...";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 163
	_root.thetext = "(SURPRISE SURPRISE)";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 171
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  IT'S A TEENY BOPPER MOVIE WITH VAMPIRES THROWN IN FOR THE HELL OF IT!";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 222
	_root.thetext = "Adrian:  It's based on a book!  How was I supposed to know it was based on a shitty one?!";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 286
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  GRAAAAAAH.";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 302
	_root.thetext = "(This actually happened, like, 50 times watching the movie)";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 326
	_root.thetext = "(So damn annoying)";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 334
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  STOP SQUEALING EVERY TIME A PENIS WALKS ON THE SCREEN, JESUS!";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 388
	_root.thetext = "(Look how chipper Rob is)";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 398
	_root.thetext = "Dr:  Hello, I'm Dr. Flop.";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 427
	_root.thetext = "(this joke is just as annoying to me as it is to you. Damn little girls.)";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 494
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  ...goddamnit, how'd I get roped into this shit?";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 531
	_root.thetext = "D.:  You have me to thank, actually, I demanded we see it.";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 578
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  You have no idea how much I hate you right now.";
Symbol 887 MovieClip Frame 619
	if (_root.playingnow == true) {
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 895 Button
on (press) {
	checkX = function (dx, oldVal, newVal) {
		if (oldVal < newVal) {
		} else if (oldVal > newVal) {
		}
		return(newVal);
	};
	checkY = function (dy, oldVal, newVal) {
		if ((oldVal < newVal) && (mousepress == true)) {
			gotoAndStop(_currentframe - 1);
		} else if ((oldVal > newVal) && (mousepress == true)) {
			gotoAndStop(_currentframe + 1);
		}
		return(newVal);
	};
	this.watch("xdir", checkX);
	this.watch("ydir", checkY);
	this.onMouseMove = function () {
		xdir = _xmouse;
		ydir = _ymouse;
	};
	this.onMouseDown = function () {
		mousepress = true;
	};
	this.onMouseUp = function () {
		mousepress = false;
	};
}
on (dragOut) {
	mousepress = false;
}
Symbol 897 Button
on (press) {
	checkX = function (dx, oldVal, newVal) {
		if (oldVal < newVal) {
		} else if (oldVal > newVal) {
		}
		return(newVal);
	};
	checkY = function (dy, oldVal, newVal) {
		if ((oldVal < newVal) && (mousepress == true)) {
			gotoAndStop(_currentframe + 1);
		} else if ((oldVal > newVal) && (mousepress == true)) {
			gotoAndStop(_currentframe - 1);
		}
		return(newVal);
	};
	this.watch("xdir", checkX);
	this.watch("ydir", checkY);
	this.onMouseMove = function () {
		xdir = _xmouse;
		ydir = _ymouse;
	};
	this.onMouseDown = function () {
		mousepress = true;
	};
	this.onMouseUp = function () {
		mousepress = false;
	};
}
on (dragOut) {
	mousepress = false;
}
Symbol 898 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 983 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1038 MovieClip Frame 10
	gotoAndPlay (6);
Symbol 1055 MovieClip Frame 20
	stop();
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = " ";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 2
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  Oh my, your hands, they're... so cold.";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 50
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  I'm dangerous, stay away.";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 79
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  ...why are your lips so red if you're so cold?";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 113
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  I'm dangerous, stay away.";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 142
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  I mean, your lips are darker than mine for crissakes.";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 181
	_root.thetext = "(I AM NOT WRITING HIS CATCHPHRASE AGAIN)";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 213
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  ...wait, is that lipstick?";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 232
	_root.thetext = "(God this movie sucks)";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 244
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  I'M A PRETTY VAMPIRE, SHUT UP.";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 281
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 320
	_root.thetext = "Adrian:  I'm kind of hoping it'll get better.";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 351
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  I'm hoping this doesn't turn into a musical.";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 387
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  I swear, if Hannah Montana makes a guest appearance, I'm going on a murderous rampage.";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 455
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  AND YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE FIRST!";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 488
	_root.thetext = "(apparently, hollering is their response to everything, including threats)";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 521
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  GRAAAAAAH!";
Symbol 1068 MovieClip Frame 541
	if (_root.playingnow == true) {
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
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		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 1127 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.secretbutnfound[0] == 0) {
		_root.secretfound = _root.secretfound + 10;
		_root.secretbutnfound[0] = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 1193 MovieClip Frame 7
	gotoAndPlay (4);
Symbol 1238 MovieClip Frame 8
	gotoAndPlay (5);
Symbol 1287 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = " ";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 3
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  You wanna see what I really look like?!";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 32
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  Sure.";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 42
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  THE SUNLIGHT SHOWS WHAT I REALLY AM, DO YOU WANT?!";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 85
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  DO WANT.";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 100
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Hey, maybe it'll see something worth seeing.";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 126
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Some kind of transformation or something!";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 155
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  And he'll rip her apart, totally!";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 188
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  LOOK AT THE HORROR THAT IS MY TRUE FORM!";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 234
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  ...so what's different?";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 263
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  ...uh... I sort of... sparkle.";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 301
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  The sun gives you glitter skin?";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 331
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  Yeah, totally.";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 345
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  ...and why would I not like this?";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 375
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  Um... I dunno, cuz, like... it totally undermines my intimidating nature.";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 447
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  YER VAMPIRE GLITTERSKIN IS SO CUUUUTE!";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 501
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  ...I HATE GLITTER.";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 527
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  I mean shit, what next, raindrops give him lush eyelashes or something?";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 584
	_root.thetext = "(that'll probably be in the sequel, heh.)";
Symbol 1333 MovieClip Frame 590
	if (_root.playingnow == true) {
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
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		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 1395 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.secretbutnfound[3] == 0) {
		_root.secretfound = _root.secretfound + 5;
		_root.secretbutnfound[3] = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = " ";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 2
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  Lets play baseball in the rain.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 30
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  Yeah okay.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 43
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  We play it in the rain cuz we all have crazy super powers.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 87
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  Yeah okay.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 103
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  Hey dad.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 116
	_root.thetext = "Bella's dad:  Yeah okay.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 125
	_root.thetext = "(Her dad is the only decent character in the movie, and it's only because he has a mustache)";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 130
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  This is Edward.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 143
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  I'm hot for his balls or something.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 172
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  Pleasure to meet you, sir.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 196
	_root.thetext = "Bella's dad:  Yeah okay.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 210
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  Yeah okay.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 223
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  Now I see where she gets it from!";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 256
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  SHOOT ME NOW.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 276
	_root.thetext = "Adrian:  Agh, sorry, forgot my gun.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 306
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  OF COURSE YOU DID.";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 324
	_root.thetext = "(seriously, someone give me a gun)";
Symbol 1436 MovieClip Frame 330
	if (_root.playingnow == true) {
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 1460 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.secretbutnfound[4] == 0) {
		_root.secretfound = _root.secretfound + 5;
		_root.secretbutnfound[4] = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = " ";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 6
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  You sure like square hats.";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 28
	_root.thetext = "(yay super simplified dialog)";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 33
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  I like graduating.";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 55
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  So yer 17 forever, huh.";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 84
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  Yeah, which is actually really lucky, considering...";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 120
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  If I had waited a year to become a vampire, all them young girls would eternally be illegal for me.";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 195
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  That's incredibly creepy.";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 220
	_root.thetext = "(it really is, you know)";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 226
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  That's what I love about high school girls, they keep getting older, I stay the same age.";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 299
	_root.thetext = "(get jiggy with it)";
Symbol 1485 MovieClip Frame 304
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		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 1508 MovieClip Frame 8
	stop();
Symbol 1514 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.secretbutnfound[5] == 0) {
		_root.secretfound = _root.secretfound + 10;
		_root.secretbutnfound[5] = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 1563 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = " ";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 4
	_root.thetext = "Indian guy:  Hey. My dad told me to tell you to stop raping my land.";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 52
	_root.thetext = "Bella:  Yeah okay.";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 66
	_root.thetext = "Indian guy:  OH SHIT VAMPIRE.";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 88
	_root.thetext = "Edward:  I'm gone for two seconds and the wolves come out.";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 125
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  WHAT THE HELL, IS THIS UNDERWORLD NOW OR SOMETHING?!";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 171
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Wolfman never had a problem with Dracula, why do werewolves and vampires fight so much now?!";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 240
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Frankenstein needs to teach these bitches to get along like he used to.";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 290
	_root.thetext = "D.:  Frankenstein's monster, actually.";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 321
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  I'll generalize him if I want.";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 346
	_root.thetext = "(Yay, no more Twilight parts)";
Symbol 1581 MovieClip Frame 352
	if (_root.playingnow == true) {
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 1603 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1696 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1705 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1721 MovieClip Frame 6
	stop();
Symbol 1733 MovieClip Frame 6
	stop();
Symbol 1750 MovieClip Frame 6
	stop();
Symbol 1765 MovieClip Frame 9
	stop();
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = " ";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 4
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Ugh... god, that movie...";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 41
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  I'm going to go smash my head into the sidewalk until I forget what I just saw...";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 92
	_root.thetext = "Moviegoer:  Oh my God, IM GONNA SEE TWILIGHT, TV SAID IT WAS GONNA BE GOOD!";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 150
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Hey, I'll save you all the time,-";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 173
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  EVERYONE DIES.  THATS THE SURPRISE ENDING.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 214
	_root.thetext = "Moviegoer:  I ALREADY BOUGHT MY TICKET.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 246
	_root.thetext = "D.:  Hey, no one dies in the movie.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 281
	_root.thetext = "D.:  None of the pretty ones, anyway.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 303
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Well, they should've.  That would've been the best ending.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 338
	_root.thetext = "D:  Well, I liked it.  At least it didn't leave anything out of the book.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 384
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Dude, maybe they SHOULD have left out parts of that book.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 425
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Like, the whole thing.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 441
	_root.thetext = "D.:  You just need to read the book.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 465
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Ff.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 470
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Screw that, there'd probably be 10 year old girls screaming in the back of that shit too.";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 522
	_root.thetext = "(I wouldn't doubt it, anyway. You can't escape the ditsy bitches)";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 531
	_root.thetext = " ";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 532
	_root.thetext = "(And now, my favorite part of the animation, THE CREDITS)";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 571
	_root.thetext = "(Making this song was fun, mainly cuz of the dialog in the background, captured during Adrian's dialog recording)";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 609
	_root.thetext = "(Yeah, I have a habit of doing all the parody dialog myself. It's not that I'm conceited, I just find it less complicated to do it myself)";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 647
	_root.thetext = "(Wait, Johny's in this?!  Where?!  DONT TELL ME HE'S COMING UP)";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 685
	_root.thetext = "(DONT YOU DARE INTERRUPT THIS SONG, JOHNY)";
Symbol 1842 MovieClip Frame 724
	if (_root.playingnow == true) {
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 1849 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1852 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1855 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1914 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1917 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1920 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	if (_root.playalternate == true) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	}
Symbol 1980 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.secretbutnfound[6] == 0) {
		_root.secretfound = _root.secretfound + 5;
		_root.secretbutnfound[6] = 1;
	}
}
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.thetext = "(HE DID, HOW DARE HE INTERRUPT THAT SONG!)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 18
	_root.thetext = "Johny:  So, how was the girly vampire flick?";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 67
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Ugh, It was terrible";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 86
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Ugh, It was terri-wait, you KNEW that's what it was?";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 113
	_root.thetext = "Johny:  You didn't?  They've been whoring it on TV for awhile now.";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 168
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  I... I don't watch television, like, ever.";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 217
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  I avoid it, anyway, especially if Mr. T's not in it.";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 254
	_root.thetext = "Johny:  Well now, you see how watching tv can be a good thing, right?";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 314
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  Well apparently you keep up with it, you should've warned me!";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 353
	_root.thetext = "Johny:  It's more fun to listen to you suffer.";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 388
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  ...lemme guess, some kind of revenge for the constant shit I give you?";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 439
	_root.thetext = "Johny:  Somethin' like that.";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 455
	_root.thetext = "Rob:  You're a bastard!";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 476
	_root.thetext = "Johny:  Learned from the best.";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 496
	_root.thetext = "(Thank goodness, back to the credits)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 534
	_root.thetext = "(...yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Summit. I don't feel like doing more research on it, you guys know I didn't make the movie up. RIGHT?!)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 573
	_root.thetext = "(Yep, thanks are in order. Thanks for watching, btw. It's appreciated)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 598
	_root.thetext = "(OH GOD, AN ORANGE FACE)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 612
	_root.thetext = "(The ending animation starts early, apparently)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 680
	_root.thetext = "(...)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 709
	_root.thetext = "(Boy, this sure is taking awhile)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 742
	_root.thetext = "(This is Adrian yelling, by the way)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 760
	_root.thetext = "(Time to breathe!)";
Symbol 2076 MovieClip Frame 767
	if (_root.playingnow == true) {
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop(_root._currentframe + 1);
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == true) and (_root.playsceneonly == false)) {
		}
		if ((_root.repeatscene == false) and (_root.playsceneonly == true)) {
			_root.gotoAndStop("Sceneselectt");
		}
	}
Symbol 2082 Button
on (release) {
	pewp = random(10);
	if (pewp < 4) {
		getURL ("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HpwJT1a_ks", "blank");
	} else {
		getURL ("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVAHKFx7M-o", "blank");
	}
}
Symbol 2083 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("MainMenuu");
}