Frame 2
	function preloadSite() {
		var _local3 = _root.getBytesLoaded();
		var _local2 = _root.getBytesTotal();
		percentage = Math.round((_local3 / _local2) * 100);
		if (_local3 >= _local2) {
			clearInterval(loadingCall);
			clearInterval(updateText);
			gotoAndPlay (2);
		}
	}
	function randomText() {
		blurbOutput = textBlurbs[random(textBlurbs.length)];
	}
	stop();
	var textBlurbs = new Array("This animation took over two months to finish including the original version.", "Rabbit's scenes were the last to be animated due to Kevin's hatred of bunnies.", "There is an original Honey Smack that consists of one frame drawn every second.", "This, along with several other skits, was originally written for standup comedy.", "The next Loren & TXM flick is titled Barflies and focuses on the lives of Jesus.", "Audio was recorded with an MXL condensor and a Lambda Alpha recorder.", "In the original Honey Smack, Kevin was given five minutes to draw each scene.", "Flash glitched on four occasions, causing all movie clips to loop endlessly.", "Loren & TXM is always looking for new artists, so drop us a line sometime.", "Loren & TXM is Seth Webber, Kevin Nuut, Jesse Huertas, and Mani Nezami.");
	randomText();
	var loadingCall = setInterval(preloadSite, 50);
	var updateText = setInterval(randomText, 5000);
Instance of Symbol 14 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	_rotation  = (_rotation + 45);
}
Frame 63
	function updateSubtitles() {
		if ((this._currentframe - 62) >= subNum) {
			subNum = test[subID + 1][0];
			this.subDisplay = test[subID][1];
			subID++;
		}
	}
	function scanSubtitles() {
		subNum = test[subID][0];
		while ((this._currentframe - 62) < subNum) {
			subID--;
			subNum = test[subID][0];
		}
		this.subDisplay = test[subID][1];
	}
	var test = new Array([1, "There's something horribly wrong with our world today."], [26, "You people know what I'm talking about."], [44, "It's not the war,"], [54, "or violence on tv,"], [69, "or gas prices."], [83, "It's one thing,"], [90, "and one thing only!"], [104, "Winnie the Pooh."], [128, "Winnie the Pooh is the sole reason"], [142, "for the downfall of our society."], [161, "Really, think about it for a minute."], [186, "Think about the characters our children,"], [206, "our future, are learning from."], [229, "You've got a manic depressive, suicidal donkey,"], [254, "an asshole owl with a superiority complex,"], [282, "a bastard kangaroo,"], [295, "who is clearly the result of a one night stand,"], [322, "which says fucking volumes about it's slut of a mother."], [359, "You've got a rabbit that has to have OCD,"], [386, "because no normal person works that hard"], [404, "to keep a dirt hole clean."], [423, "There's a pig that depends on everyone"], [440, "to do things for him."], [456, "Then you have the big guy."], [478, "A bear with an eating disorder,"], [493, "that doesn't wear pants,"], [510, "and hangs out in the woods with a prepubescent boy"], [549, "- and no one seems to mind?"], [577, "You better believe if someone like"], [589, "John Goodman was doing something like that,"], [607, "they'd be screaming bloody murder."], [632, "You know I am right."], [651, "Credits."]);
	var subID = 0;
	var subNum = 1;
	this.onEnterFrame = updateSubtitles;
Instance of Symbol 56 MovieClip in Frame 63
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
	buttonTrigger = false;
	buttonCount = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (buttonTrigger == true) {
		if (buttonCount > 15) {
			this.gotoAndStop(3);
			_root.gotoAndPlay(_root._currentframe - 6);
		} else {
			this.gotoAndStop(2);
			_root.gotoAndPlay(_root._currentframe - 3);
		}
		buttonCount++;
		_root.scanSubtitles();
		_root.pause.buttonPause = false;
		_root.pause.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
}
on (press) {
	buttonTrigger = true;
}
on (release) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
	buttonTrigger = false;
	buttonCount = 0;
}
on (rollOver) {
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (dragOut) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
	buttonTrigger = false;
	buttonCount = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 56 MovieClip in Frame 63
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
	buttonTrigger = false;
	buttonCount = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (buttonTrigger == true) {
		if (buttonCount > 15) {
			this.gotoAndStop(3);
			_root.gotoAndPlay(_root._currentframe + 4);
		} else {
			this.gotoAndStop(2);
			_root.gotoAndPlay(_root._currentframe + 1);
		}
		buttonCount++;
		_root.updateSubtitles();
		_root.pause.buttonPause = false;
		_root.pause.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
}
on (press) {
	buttonTrigger = true;
}
on (release) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
	buttonTrigger = false;
	buttonCount = 0;
}
on (rollOver) {
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (dragOut) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
	buttonTrigger = false;
	buttonCount = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 61 MovieClip "pause" in Frame 63
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	buttonPause = false;
}
on (release) {
	if (buttonPause == false) {
		buttonPause = true;
		_root.stop();
		this.gotoAndStop(4);
	} else {
		buttonPause = false;
		_root.play();
		this.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
}
on (rollOver) {
	if (buttonPause == false) {
		this.gotoAndStop(2);
	} else {
		this.gotoAndStop(4);
	}
}
on (rollOut) {
	if (buttonPause == false) {
		this.gotoAndStop(1);
	} else {
		this.gotoAndStop(3);
	}
}
on (dragOut) {
	if (buttonPause == false) {
		this.gotoAndStop(1);
	} else {
		this.gotoAndStop(3);
	}
}
Frame 713
	stop();
Symbol 49 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	this.onRelease = function () {
		getURL ("http://www.txm.com/", "blank", "POST");
	};
	this.onRollOut = function () {
		gotoAndStop (1);
	};
	this.onRollOver = function () {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	};
Symbol 430 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndPlay(62);
}