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Hello there Newgroundites!

It has occurred to me that many of you
leave abusive reviews.

Whether you have not read the Faq or
just dont care...

Doing such supports terrorism and
makes you sterile.

In order to prevent such catastrophies,
I submit to you...

How not to leave an abusive review!

The first rule to remember is...

Don't review in Caps!

Use the tone of voice you would use with
a girlfriend.

If you shout at her for entire
paragraphs...

Then one day you will find your
apartment stripped of furniture.

The second rule is don't review with
unsuitable language.

Use language that you would use with
a police officer.

If you tell a cop to, "Go eat shit and
die you furry faggot!"

Then you probably deserve to have
your ass kicked, by the Po-lice!

To demonstrate the 3rd rule,
look behind me.

This represents a good review.

Note how its well thought out and
elaborate.

This is a one word review.

Note how it is a big pile of shit.

Get the picture?

Rule number 4: Don't say "Blam
this, this is stolen, or promote your
shitty freewebs site."

If your review can be seen by other
people, then the flash passed
judgement and can't be blammed.

If the movie is stolen, then tell
someone who can do something about
it. Reviewing 0 won't do a damn thing!

Imajackass reviews:
Great movie but there is a better one
at this outwar link www.outwar.com/
2498357329564569

The people who give links in their
reviews don't watch flash anyways so
I won't even bother elaborating that.

Now some of you will say thats three
rules but it is really just one...

How do I make flash?

Don't be a n00b.

Fez

Well that concludes "How not to leave
an Abusive Review"

Hopefully you have learned much from
this lesson.

Or will at least be smart enough to make
a secondary account to leave an abusive
review with.

Goodnight Newgroundites!

Special Thanks to
Lollerskates for Sound Editing
Newgrounds for the Portal Faq
And the Idiots who leave abusive reviews

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