Frame 1
	function __com_mochibot__(swfid, mc, lv, trk) {
		var x;
		var g;
		var s;
		var fv;
		var sb;
		var u;
		var res;
		var mb;
		var mbc;
		mb = "__mochibot__";
		mbc = "mochibot.com";
		g = (_global ? (_global) : (_level0._root));
		if (g[mb + swfid]) {
			return(g[mb + swfid]);
		}
		s = System.security;
		x = mc._root.getSWFVersion;
		fv = (x ? (mc.getSWFVersion()) : ((_global ? 6 : 5)));
		if (!s) {
			s = {};
		}
		sb = s.sandboxType;
		if (sb == "localWithFile") {
			return(null);
		}
		x = s.allowDomain;
		if (x) {
			s.allowDomain(mbc);
		}
		x = s.allowInsecureDomain;
		if (x) {
			s.allowInsecureDomain(mbc);
		}
		u = (((((((((((("http://" + mbc) + "/my/core.swf?mv=7&fv=") + fv) + "&v=") + escape(getVersion())) + "&swfid=") + escape(swfid)) + "&l=") + lv) + "&f=") + mc) + (sb ? ("&sb=" + sb) : "")) + (trk ? "&t=1" : "");
		lv = ((fv > 6) ? (mc.getNextHighestDepth()) : ((g[mb + "level"] ? (g[mb + "level"] + 1) : (lv))));
		g[mb + "level"] = lv;
		if (fv == 5) {
			res = "_level" + lv;
			if (!eval (res)) {
				loadMovieNum (u, lv);
			}
		} else {
			res = mc.createEmptyMovieClip(mb + swfid, lv);
			res.loadMovie(u);
		}
		return(res);
	}
	stop();
	_root.menuSound = new Sound();
	_root.menuSound.attachSound("menuSFX");
	var messages = new Array("Loading animations...", "Loading extras-section...", "These loading stats are all fake :P", "Setting up biographies...", "Initializing menu...");
	Stage.showMenu = false;
	__com_mochibot__("fdc215f3", this, 10301, true);
Instance of Symbol 15 MovieClip "preloader" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	var barWidthPercent = (bar._width / 100);
	var loaded = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	loaded = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
	if (loaded < 100) {
		bar._width = loaded * barWidthPercent;
		_root.loadingStat = _root.messages[Math.floor(loaded / (100 / _root.messages.length))];
	} else {
		_root.gotoAndStop("menu");
	}
}
Frame 2
	var textWhite = new TextFormat();
	textWhite.color = 16777215 /* 0xFFFFFF */;
	var textBlack = new TextFormat();
	textBlack.color = 0;
	var textShowTime = 90;
	var globalSound = new Sound(this);
	globalSound.setVolume(100);
	var playAll = false;
	var authorBios = new Array("AWahl", "Chillyphilly", "DreamworX", "Kamize", "KartMan", "Mushaboom", "NextToNothing", "Vintagebro");
	var bioAWahl = new Array("N/A", 3.14, "Guatemala?", "2004", "Not being known", "A-Wahl.newgrounds.com", "Sign #4", "A-Wahl");
	var bioChillyphilly = new Array("Phil Russell", 18, "Australia", "2005", "NG Audio Portal", "KillPhil.co.nr", "Sign #3 & Sign #9", "Chillyphilly");
	var bioDreamworX = new Array("Erik Johansson", 17, "Sweden", "December 2005", "PacMan Platform 2", "DreamworX.newgrounds.com", "Organiser, Sign #7", "DreamworX");
	var bioKamize = new Array("N/A", 17, "Asheville", "2003", "Ikkle And Toad", "Kamize.newgrounds.com", "Sign #10", "Kamize");
	var bioKartMan = new Array("Kevin", "N/A", "Antarctica", "2006", "Making Flash forum-related parodies", "Kart-Man.newgrounds.com", "Sign #8", "Kart-Man");
	var bioMushaboom = new Array("Roy", 19, "Netherlands", "Late 2006", "Making bitchin' burritos", "Mushaboom.newgrounds.com", "Sign #5 & Sign #6", "Mushaboom");
	var bioNextToNothing = new Array("Dylan Riley", 15, "San Fran", "2005", "Won 1.5 grand on poker", "NextToNothing.newgrounds.com", "Sign #1", "NextToNothing");
	var bioVintagebro = new Array("Brandon", 15, "Canada", "2005", "Schools Out For Summer", "Vintagebro.newgrounds.com", "Sign #2", "VintageBro");
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	nr = 0;
	Name = _root.authorBios[nr];
	button = _root["bio" + Name][_root["bio" + Name].length - 1];
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.currentBio = nr;
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading biographies...";
	_root.goto = "biographies";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 42 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	bg._visible = false;
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	textBox.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	textBox.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com/", _blank);
}
Instance of Symbol 42 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	gotoAndStop (4);
	bg._visible = false;
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	textBox.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	textBox.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("https://www.adobe.com/cfusion/tdrc/index.cfm?product=flash", _blank);
}
Instance of Symbol 42 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	bg._visible = false;
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	textBox.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	textBox.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/flashtutorials.html", _blank);
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 1;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	Name = "Play All";
	button = Name;
	gotoAndStop (4);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading movie...";
	_root.goto = "sign1";
	_root.playAll = true;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	Name = "About the collab";
	button = Name;
	gotoAndStop (4);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading information...";
	_root.goto = "about";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	nr = 1;
	Name = _root.authorBios[nr];
	button = _root["bio" + Name][_root["bio" + Name].length - 1];
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.currentBio = nr;
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading biographies...";
	_root.goto = "biographies";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 2;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 3;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 4;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 5;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 6;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 7;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 8;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 10;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	nr = 9;
	Name = "Sign #" + nr;
	button = Name;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading scene...";
	_root.goto = "sign" + nr;
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	nr = 2;
	Name = _root.authorBios[nr];
	button = _root["bio" + Name][_root["bio" + Name].length - 1];
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.currentBio = nr;
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading biographies...";
	_root.goto = "biographies";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	nr = 3;
	Name = _root.authorBios[nr];
	button = _root["bio" + Name][_root["bio" + Name].length - 1];
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.currentBio = nr;
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading biographies...";
	_root.goto = "biographies";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	nr = 4;
	Name = _root.authorBios[nr];
	button = _root["bio" + Name][_root["bio" + Name].length - 1];
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.currentBio = nr;
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading biographies...";
	_root.goto = "biographies";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	nr = 5;
	Name = _root.authorBios[nr];
	button = _root["bio" + Name][_root["bio" + Name].length - 1];
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.currentBio = nr;
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading biographies...";
	_root.goto = "biographies";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	nr = 6;
	Name = _root.authorBios[nr];
	button = _root["bio" + Name][_root["bio" + Name].length - 1];
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.currentBio = nr;
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading biographies...";
	_root.goto = "biographies";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	nr = 7;
	Name = _root.authorBios[nr];
	button = _root["bio" + Name][_root["bio" + Name].length - 1];
	useHandCursor = false;
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	bg._visible = true;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textWhite);
}
on (rollOut) {
	bg._visible = false;
	nameField.setTextFormat(_root.textBlack);
}
on (release) {
	_root.currentBio = nr;
	_root.loadingStat = "Loading biographies...";
	_root.goto = "biographies";
	_root.gotoAndStop("loading");
}
Frame 4
	function switchBio() {
		_root.currentBioName = _root.authorBios[_root.currentBio];
		_root.avatar.gotoAndStop(_root.currentBioName);
		_root.alias = _root["bio" + _root.currentBioName][_root["bio" + _root.currentBioName].length - 1];
		_root.realName = _root["bio" + _root.currentBioName][0];
		_root.age = _root["bio" + _root.currentBioName][1];
		_root.habitat = _root["bio" + _root.currentBioName][2];
		_root.since = _root["bio" + _root.currentBioName][3];
		_root.bestKnown = _root["bio" + _root.currentBioName][4];
		_root.web = _root["bio" + _root.currentBioName][5];
		_root.role = _root["bio" + _root.currentBioName][6];
	}
	switchBio();
Instance of Symbol 65 MovieClip in Frame 4
onClipEvent (load) {
	useHandCursor = false;
	stop();
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	_alpha  = 50;
}
on (rollOut) {
	_alpha  = 100;
}
on (release) {
	if (_root.currentBio == (_root.authorBios.length - 1)) {
		_root.currentBio = 0;
		_root.switchBio();
	} else {
		_root.currentBio++;
		_root.switchBio();
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 65 MovieClip in Frame 4
onClipEvent (load) {
	useHandCursor = false;
	gotoAndStop (4);
}
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("menu");
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	_alpha  = 50;
}
on (rollOut) {
	_alpha  = 100;
}
Instance of Symbol 65 MovieClip in Frame 4
onClipEvent (load) {
	useHandCursor = false;
	this.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	_alpha  = 50;
}
on (rollOut) {
	_alpha  = 100;
}
on (release) {
	if (_root.currentBio == 0) {
		_root.currentBio = _root.authorBios.length - 1;
		_root.switchBio();
	} else {
		_root.currentBio--;
		_root.switchBio();
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 75 MovieClip in Frame 4
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.web != "none") {
		useHandCursor = true;
	} else {
		useHandCursor = false;
	}
}
on (rollOver) {
	if (_root.web != "none") {
		_alpha  = 50;
	}
}
on (rollOut) {
	_alpha  = 100;
}
on (release) {
	if (_root.web != "none") {
		getURL ("http://" + _root.web, _blank);
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 65 MovieClip in Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	gotoAndStop (4);
}
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("menu");
}
on (rollOver) {
	_root.menuSound.start(0, 1);
	_alpha  = 50;
}
on (rollOut) {
	_alpha  = 100;
}
Frame 6
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 6
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 1;
}
Frame 8
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 8
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 2;
}
Frame 9
	_root.globalSound.setVolume(40);
Frame 10
	stop();
	_root.globalSound.setVolume(100);
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 10
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 3;
}
Frame 12
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 12
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 4;
}
Frame 14
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 14
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 5;
}
Frame 15
	_root.globalSound.setVolume(40);
Frame 16
	stop();
	_root.globalSound.setVolume(100);
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 16
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 6;
}
Frame 18
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 18
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 7;
}
Frame 19
	stop();
Frame 20
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 20
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 8;
}
Frame 22
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 22
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 9;
}
Frame 24
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 24
onClipEvent (load) {
	var number = 10;
}
Frame 25
 
Frame 26
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 133 MovieClip in Frame 26
onClipEvent (load) {
	var credits = true;
}
Frame 27
	stop();
	_root.globalSound.setVolume(50);
Instance of Symbol 1521 MovieClip in Frame 27
onClipEvent (load) {
	var vol = 100;
	var speed = 2;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	_y  = (_y - speed);
	if ((_y + (_height / 2)) < 20) {
		_root.globalSound.setVolume((vol = vol - 2));
		if (vol <= 0) {
			stopAllSounds();
			_root.gotoAndStop("menu");
		}
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 32 MovieClip "bg" in Symbol 38 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	_visible  = false;
	_width  = _parent.nameField._width;
}
Symbol 54 MovieClip Frame 16
	_root.gotoAndStop(_root.goto);
Symbol 96 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=1487841", "_blank");
}
Symbol 132 MovieClip Frame 64
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 107 MovieClip "signNumberMC" in Symbol 133 MovieClip Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (!_parent.credits) {
		var signNumberText = ("SIGN #" + _parent.number);
	} else {
		var signNumberText = "CREDITS";
	}
}
Symbol 133 MovieClip Frame 95
	_parent.nextFrame();
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Symbol 692 MovieClip Frame 999
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Symbol 742 MovieClip Frame 328
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Instance of Symbol 759 MovieClip in Symbol 841 MovieClip Frame 901
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Symbol 1472 MovieClip Frame 15
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Symbol 1493 MovieClip Frame 25
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Symbol 1495 MovieClip Frame 653
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Symbol 1495 MovieClip Frame 744
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