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God I Hate 'Em! (parody).swf

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One day, whilst running some tape backwards on an editing deck,
Jerry Cheadle happened across David Byrne's talking head in his
music video, saying what sounded like "I am an asshole, am I?"
I came in later, and together we interpreted the whole song!
This backwards-interpretation of Burning Down the House was a
favourite part of our old fan-dub collection along with Fast Food
Freedom Fighters.  Unlike the other old projects, this one was
ideally suited to a Flash translation, as the visuals were (and still
are) entirely text.  For the record, neither Jerry nor I really believe
that there were any intentional hidden messages in this song.

God I Hate 'Em!

The hidden messages in Burning Down the House!

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<P ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="Arial Black" SIZE="30" COLOR="#BBD7FF">God I Hate &apos;Em!</FONT></P>

<P ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="Arial Black" SIZE="30" COLOR="#000000"><I>God I Hate &apos;Em!</I></FONT></P>

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Ah!

I am on the
way out — yup!

Fancy me so you can
hear me.

Hip to you —
Yeah, one more time!

'Cause I hate loose
dogs in Heaven.

Maybe I hate that
backwards track.

The homeless foxy
woman's airport.

God I Hate 'Em!

Hip - hop - oh - it -
feels - like - o-cean...

...on the water.
Ah, no more!

Mousetrap!

And I need her
for my heart.

Strong hand!

So how do
I need her?

* Synth Solo *

Hey, yeah,
good Mr. Bloom!

Dancin' every day...

Oh, baby...

I'm loony when
you loooove me!

Can I have 50
more snuggles?

This song's lifted...

...as I float to Heaven.

Album was so filthy!

You - could - have - it -
a-ny - time - you...

Can't afford to
take home beef.

Five fish!

Boldly running,
double douche.

AWOL!

How do they
want to hear me?

Wow!  You look
like a funny missile!

My-y-y-y
solution upset.

Oh Bobo,
this must look like—

Half muskrat;
Christie's pussy!

If - I - eat - bush -
I - can - have...

As I'm waiting
on the table...

Asshole!

I won't need
another chimp!

I - am - an -
ass - hole - am - I?

I am sure
I love chimps.

Get it, Oog?

Have my house,
now take a boot.

Splashdown!

Aaahhhhhhhh!

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_root.text = "<p align = \"center\"><i>Burning Down the House</i> by Talking Heads"; fader.gotoAndPlay(1);
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_root.text = "<p align = \"center\">...played backward."; fader.gotoAndPlay(1);
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_root.text = "<p align = \"center\">Subtitled as interpreted by Jerry Cheadle and Shawn the Touched"; fader.gotoAndPlay(1);
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_root.text = "<p align = \"center\">Original concept and original titles by Jerry Cheadle"; fader.gotoAndPlay(1);
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_root.text = "<p align = \"center\">Flash version<br>by Shawn the Touched"; fader.gotoAndPlay(1);
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_root.text = "<p align = \"center\">More stuff at<br><a href=\"whiteradish.com\" target = \"_blank\">whiteradish.com"; fader.gotoAndPlay(1);
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_root.text = "<p align = \"center\">Have a nice day."; fader.gotoAndPlay(1);
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