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Auber's Joke.swf

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Flash #61169

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I have a joke i would like to share

With the friendly people from

Newgrounds Dot Com.

It goes kinda like this:

One day, there were two Locks

That owned a Bar called

"The Queens Nose".

But there was an argument...

I really hate the name The Queens Nose

It's a shit name.

Well then,

how about "The Queens Eyes"?

Nope, too idiotic.

"The Queens Shoulders"?

Naa, to long.

How about "The Queens Legs"?

Hey, not bad!

We should change the sign.

LLPD

Hey

What the hell are you doing here?

I'm waiting

For the Queens legs to open

So i can have a drink!

Credits:

Characters:
AubergineLock
PeaLock
OffspringLock
ItalyLock
GothLock

Special Thanks:
GothLock, for telling me this
joke many years ago.

Bought to you by AubergineLock

Join the
Locks!

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on (release) {
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