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I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: What? \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a soggy plop. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: What's the matter? \r\n\r\nWellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Are you OK? \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Can I help? \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? \r\n\r\nSweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.<> \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Come back to me, lover. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm washing the cup now. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I found it. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. \r\n\r\nWellhung: Me too. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-- our naked bodies pressing each other. \r\n\r\nWellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses? \r\n\r\nWellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! \r\n\r\nWellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Hurry back, lover. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! \r\n\r\nSweetheart: What's the matter now? \r\n\r\nWellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. \r\n\r\nWellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm flaccid. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: What? \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. \r\n\r\nSweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face \r\n\r\nWellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner's all floppy. 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from doing these stupid things\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i think i am 90 percent staryl all my life\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: so you should have shoved the DOGs balls in not yours\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: lol, sorry hrsh joke\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: hrash\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: harsh\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: but i was dared to put mine in,and then i had to pur spaghetti sauce in the bottle, and get pictures\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: it was harsh\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: but now im grown up\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: sorry didn't mean to hurt your felling\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: ow my balls just hit the chair to hard ow\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: oooo\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww, wrap them in glad wrap to eep the heat in and get to a hospital\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: when i talk to people in person they laugh, im glad your not being mean\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i live in utah\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: i was for about 1 second,\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: ok maybe a minute\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: the hospitol is 14 miles away\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: try sitting on a car seat with blue balls\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: my brother did but i drove him\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i am on my knees making very little hip movement\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: really\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: you got someone there\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: what did they do at the hospitol, maybe i could do it\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: my mom but she doesn't know\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i told her that ive been doing my homework for three days now\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: they conected tubes to his ball and pumped pain killers in that way\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i dont want her to be ashamed of me\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: hmm was it smaller than a garden hose\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: yes\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: damn\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: he was put on a drip and put in for observation overnight\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: was it longer than a straw\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: you would't have the liquid pain kikllers\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i have had plenty of observation i know that for a fact\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i don't know if i could make it withought hurting myself or my mom seeing me\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i am so stupid\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: stupi stupid\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: you said it yourself\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: when i was 12 i got them stuck in a vacuum while i was pleasuring myself\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: but now i am older\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: ok stay away from the vacuum they can rip them off\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i turned it off just in time is what the doctor said\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: its like american pie all the time with me\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: but i wouldn't hump a pie thats wrong\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: stay away from things that can harm you ok\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i wish i could afford that many pillows\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: not feather ones either they have those stems\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: look stay in one place and don't move you will be fine\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: how am i suspose to make it stop hurting\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i think there is some antifreeze and a straw over there i think ill use it\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: hold on\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: wha\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: why\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: don't touch the antifreeze\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i thought it will keep me from hurting when i inject it\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: shit i need a way to cut it open\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: perfect a butter knife things are looking up\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: looking\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: no don't do it do you want more pain\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: o your right it hurts\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i really don't want to be a disgrace to my mom\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: it hurts enough for about half aussie\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: no you don't\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i ahve done this sence i was 9\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: things with my testicles\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: how old are you now?\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: then when i was 10, then when i was 12 but know i am 13 and all grown up\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: you think you are all grown up\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i am\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: at 13 you are not grown up\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: hey i still have those pictures with the beer bottle wanna see\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: ya i am\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i am 2\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: i bet your like 9\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: owwwwww\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: look i am 4 years older then you and i am not yet grown up so at 13 you are not grown up\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: sure i am\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: mommy says i am\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: no you are not\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: fine whatever\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: what should i do\\\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: tell your mother\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: NO\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: why not\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: thats against the golden rule\r\n\r\nfeetle_beetle: she will be furios\r\n\r\nirishscottishchick: 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