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CUNTILDA EPISODE TWO!
"CUNTILDA AND ASHLEY LOITER
AT THE PHARMACY, AND OTHER
MISADVENTURES"
Brought to you by Unauthored Hoax and the "O.T.M." committee.

This animation contains lots of
wearing and shit.
So don't hit the 'PLAY' button
if you're a pussy.

(Reduced to a mere whisper for your viewing pleasure
'cause too many whiney bitches complained about the
volume of this part in episode one)

SLIPPERY
LITTLE
SUCKERS

REGULAR

CUNTILDA IS
BROUGHT
TO YOU BY
THE FOLLOWING
FUCKTARDS

ANIMATION
UNAUTHORED HOAX
(MY FRIENDS WOULD CALL ME
"THE HOAX" IF I HAD ANY)

IN-BETWEENS
DISNEY'S NINE
OLD MEN

ORIGINAL IDEA
MISTER FAT

VOICE CAST
ASHLEY,
PHARMACIST,
PEDOPHILE ALL
BY THE HOAX
...-MEISTER

VOICE CAST
AND CUNTILDA
AS HERSELF

MOST OF THE
MUSIC
HOAXY-BLUES
WILDCAT ONE-
-EYED JOHNSON

THIS CREDITS
SEQUENCE SONG
SOME SHIT I STOLE
FROM A GAME ON THE
NINTENDO CALLED
"RAD GRAVITY" - ITS
SHIT, DONT PLAY IT

CUNTILDA'S
FAKE VAGINAL
BLOOD SUPPLIED
BY "JOE'S DISCOUNT
PRE-OWNED PERIOD
BLOOD SUPERSTORE"

SPECIAL THANKS
TO NO ONE. I HATE
YOU ALL SO MUCH
IT FUCKING HURTS

VOTE FOR THE
COMMUNIST
PARTY TODAY

DIRECTED BY
STANLEY KUBRICK

WRITTEN BY
CHARLIE KAUFMAN

PRODUCED BY
JOHN FUCKDICK

DISTRIBUTED BY
20TH CENTURY
COCKS

LOTS OF LEGAL SHIT.
20TH CENTURY COCKS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PEOPLE
DRINKING PETROLEUM AND THEN SETTING THEIR DICKS ON
FIRE BY ACCIDENT WHILST PISSING AS A RESULT OF IMITATING
THE STUNTS SEEN IN THE "CUNTILDA" SERIES OF ANIMATED
CARTOONS. IT IS ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PEOPLE OVER
THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN BECAUSE OTHERWISE THEY WILL JUMP
UP AND DOWN AND SCREAM "WHAT IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO",
CONVENIENTLY NEGLECTING THAT AMERICA HAS ALWAYS BEEN
THIS FUCKED UP. IT IS ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU GETTING
YOUR ASS FIRED BECAUSE THEY CAUGHT YOU MASTURBATING IN
YOUR OFFICE CUBICLE WATCHING THIS CARTOON AND DREAMING
ABOUT ASHLEY GOING DOWN ON YOU. YOU BROUGHT THAT SHIT
ON YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING KIDDIE-FIDDLER. BUT HEY, IF
IT HAPPENS, BE SURE TO TELL UNAUTHORED HOAX BECAUSE WE'RE
SURE HE'LL GET A REAL LAUGH OUT OF IT.
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE, PERIOD. IF WE OFFER YOU A RIDE
HOME WE ADVISE YOU NOT TO ACCEPT IT BECAUSE WE'VE PROBABLY
BEEN DRINKING A LOT OF ALCOHOL. WE ARE ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR
PEOPLE DRINKING LOTS OF ALCOHOL AND ACCIDENTALLY SETTING THEIR
DICKS ON FIRE WHILE PISSING AS A RESULT OF TRYING TO IMITATE HOW
AWESOME WE ARE. NOW VOTE 5 AND GO HOME.

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