swfchan: TurdClock's Journey Pt. 1.swf (info)

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Turd Clock Presents

A Production Of Teh Clock Crew

StrawberryClock

TurdClock

TURD CLOCK'S JOURNEY

Animated
&
Directed by:
Turd Clock

NooOOOooO! Peterson dropped the ball again!

I will get my revenge ref.

HAhahahHhaAHAahhahaahahahhah!

Losers!!

YES!

Tim Allen and his friends on Home Improvement are on channel 18!!

OMG!

This Song pwns!

Tim Allen never gets old!

It's BananaLock!....And he has a gun!!!

I better respond..and that quickly...

OMG!!!!!!

I just killed a lock!!

I rule!!

I fucking own!

I am the king of the portal!

YES YES YES!!!

I rule the world!

I rule everything!!

What the fuck.

Okay StrawberryClock.

I am bananaLock and I was sent by the king of the portal...

...StrawberryLock

To kidnap you and take you to his house..

Were he is going to brutally rape you, in the anal.

OMG! Help me..HELP ME SOME1!!

Come one...or get a bullet in your head..

Can I drive???

I want to drive...

Shut the fuck up you stupid cock..

I want to drive!!!!

No you are not driving you son of a bitch!

I want to drive right now!

Ok....if youy say another word I will shoot you...

Understood ?

What ?

Wee!

Does this mean I get to drive?

Acctually, this was a shortcut...come on fucker..

LMAO!!!

Is that the gay bastard Hard Judge ??

HAHAHahaHahhahahAhahaHah!

You have just made my day!!!!

Now Banana, Let's go in teh castle.

FEW
MINUTES
LATER

I LIKE
MY MEN
SWETTY

Hello StrawberryClock...I am StrawberryLock and I kidnapped you..

I am going to rape you brutally, in the ass.

And Kill you afterwards...

Mr. StrawberryClock, let me introduce my assistant.

**I'm not going to put subtitles**

Calling: Turd Clock

Connection Established

**phone** "Yes...Turd Clock Here"

Turd Clock...please help me.

I'm in StrawberryLock's castle..

And I've been kidnapped..

You have to come here now you stupid son of a bitch.

OK...?

I didn't get a word of that...

Let's see...who was calling?

Last Caller: StrawberryClock

It was StrawberryClock

he has been kidnapped by StrawberryLock...

Who is going to rape him in the anal and kill him afterwards!

I must save him!

TO BE CONTINUED

PART 2 COMING SOON

ANIMATION
Turd Clock

GRAPHICS
Turd Clock

EVERYTHING RELATED TO ART
Turd Clock

MUSIC
Home Improvement theme Song
Flashkit
Some Chinese Group - YATTA
(And I Don't know why I put it
in the ending credits I just
thought it was funny)

THINGS
Turd Clock

OTHER THINGS
Turd Clock

HARD JUDGE
Himself
(The gay fag himself)

JUST SO THE SONG FITS IN I'M GOING TO
HAVE A BLANK SPACE HERE UNTILL IT STOPS.

TITTI SHAT HIMSELF

WHAT THE FUCK!?!??!?!

THE SONG ISN'T OVER YET ?????!

THAT WAS JOHN

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZzZzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz..........

Wow, cool scratching......huh? a new thing for chinese people aye?

BERMÚDAÞRÝHYRNINGUR

WOW, NICE JOB ON THE DIGITAL
INSTRUMENTS CHINESE POEPLE, YOU ALWAYS CRANK ME UP.

OH SCREW IT, I'M STOPPING THE SONG

REPLAY ?

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