STORY LOOP FURRY PORN GAMES C SERVICES [?] [R] RND POPULAR | Archived flashes: 228115 |
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Welcome to NEW YORK |
Chez Sporque |
Happy Birthday, Sporkie. |
From TmsT and the gang |
So what did this animation have to do with bananaphones? |
Nothing. |
Although, there were some bananas and some telephones in it. |
Website |
Perturb Pebbles to play again! |
By Stephen Sporking |
A BRIEF HISTORY OF |
A long, long time ago, when conventional utensils roamed the Earth, there were knives, forks, spoons, and chopsticks. It was a happy place, and everybody ate happily and leisurely. |
But soon, with the advent of ADVANCED TECHNODGE-O-LY, all the peoples of the world came together in a huge melting pot known as the GLOBAL VILLAGE. |
But with this coming together of peoples and cultures came the coming together of cuisine. Foods from around the world were combined and crossbred like never before, resulting in bizarre hybrids so fantastic that they could not be eaten.... |
...without the aid of NEW UTENSILS. |
:: Foreboding music:: |
And so the creators of these crazy new foods, driven to near-madness by their own unrestrained culinary creativity, and blinded by the needs of their market, got together to create the universal eating utensil. |
The bastard offspring of FORK and SPOON... |
THE FOON!!!! |
It was a marketing disaster. So they abandoned the notion of a universal eating utenstil, and went back to using normal utensils, like fondue prongs and eggbeaters and miniature harpoons for use at the table (particularly at large tables such as smorgasbords and whatnot). |
But what they DIDN'T REALISE was that ANOTHER crossbreed utensil was being made, in secret! The chimerical result of the unholy union of SPOON and FORK... |
:: Ominous music :: |
THE SPORK!!!! |
ONE UTENSIL TO RULE THEM ALL!!! |
The creator of the Spork was instantly turned completely stark raving mad in the presence of such transawesome power! Lightning flashed, and scary music played! |
(It really WAS really scary. Really. You had to be there, I guess.) |
And so, the Spork was mass-produced... |
...and stuff. |
OMG, it's 4:26am. |
Now it's 4:27am!!! |
So anyway, the Spork took over the world or something, and there was much rejoicing; Amen. |
"Spork" is an inherently amusing word by virtue of its beginning with "sp". |
Similarly, "Spleen", "Splat", "Sponge", "Spunk", "Sporran" and "Spank", to list a few, are all amusing for this very reason. |
Go on, try saying them aloud, without smirking. |
"Spleen" "Splat" "Sponge" "Spunk" "Sporran" "Spank" |
Admit it, you smirked when you said "Spank". |
Hehe, "Spank". |
SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK |
SPLEEN SPLEEN SPLEEN SPLEEN SPLEEN |
SPORK SPORK SPORK SPORK SPORK! |
TEH END. |
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