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| The Beginning |
| of the |
| Trojan War |
| Yoshio |
| by |
| One absolutely divine day on Mount Olympus.... |
| Zeus |
| "What a fine day to be the ruler of the gods. Oh, I think I hear someone coming..." |
| "well if it isn't Gaia, the earth, what brings you here?" |
| "Zeus, there are too many mortals living on me. They're running me ragged." |
| "The population is way too high you gotta do somthing about this, or else I'll surely die" |
| Zeus agreed with Earth's words and assured her that he would solve the problem but he wasn't quite sure how.... |
| "hmm, how am can I reduce the size of the mortal population without looking like a big jerk..." |
| Ares |
| "Father Zeus, why not have the mortals start a war?" |
| "The mortals love war, I love war, and it'll reduce the population greatly! Its a win-win scenario!" |
| "Hey, Ares, that's a great idea!" |
| and so Zeus came up with a brillaint plan and awaited the unfolding of events that would lead up to this great war |
| Ok, now let me tell you how this all went down cause its kinda complicated... |
| It all started at the wedding of Peleus and Thetis |
| All of the gods were invited to the wedding except for Eris, the goddess of strife, and she was pretty peeved about not being invited... |
| but lets face it, she's the goddess of strife! Who wants to have strife at thier wedding? |
| "Watch it mister!" |
| Um, anyway she decided to cause trouble by taking a golden apple |
| with the words "for the fairest" written on it |
| and throwing it in the middle of |
| Athena |
| Hera |
| and Aphrodite |
| Who, of course, each thought the apple was meant for her and they got into a huge fight over it |
| "mine" |
| "mine" |
| "no, mine" |
| "bitch" |
| Zeus interviened and suggested that they let Paris, Prince of Troy decide |
| They agreed to this and went to ask Paris which of them was the fairest |
| Athena promised him that if he picked her, she would give him untold glory in battle and make him a legendary hero |
| Hera promised that if he picked her then she would make him ruler of all the world |
| Aphrodite promised that if her picked her then she would give him the most beautiful woman in the world |
| and Paris, being the kind of guy that he is, said... |
| "I'll take the pretty lady" |
| Aphrodite then added that it was Helen, who was currently married to Menelaus of Sparta but Paris didn't care and gave the apple to Aphrodite |
| Athena and Hera weren't too pleased with Paris for basically saying that Aphrodite was more beautiful then them and would heavily back the Greeks during the Trojan War |
| because they really wanted to see Troy burned to the grounds but that'll all come into play later |
| Meanwhile Paris and Aphrodite's son Aeneas went to Menelaus's palace in Sparta |
| Menelaus recieved them warmly but |
| they made off with his wife Helen and also some spartan treasure just for good measure |
| and they sailed back to Troy with her |
| Menelaus was extremly angry at Paris for this turn of events |
| As Paris pretty much broke every Greek rule for being a guest at someone else's house... |
| Be polite to the host |
| Respect his property |
| Don't abduct the lady of the house |
| Don't be a jerk |
| So he told Paris the he better give Helen back and thorw in some tribute but Paris said no |
| "give her back" |
| "No way" |
| So Menelaus got all his buddies togather and asked them to declare war against Troy and they did |
| "lets go kick thier asses!" |
| "yeah they suck!" |
| King Agamemnon was named commander and chief of the Greek army and he sailed to Troy with the army |
| Unfortunately the wind suddenly stopped and the ship was stuck |
| The prophet Calchas told them that this happened because Artemis was angry at them |
| Artemis |
| This is either because Agamemnon made a boast |
| "Artemis ain't got nothin' on me!" |
| Killed a stag that was sacred to Artemis |
| or perhaps some sort of combination of the two |
| In either case, in order for the calm to end so they could sail to Troy Agamemnon had to sacrifice his daughter Iphigenia |
| which he did |
| and so the wind picked up and they continued thier journey to Troy |
| where they would fight and die for 9 years |
| but we don't have 9 years so I'll just end the show right here. You wanna find out what happens next then go read the iliad |
| The End |
| 5 please |
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