Frame 1
	function itemHandler1(obj, item) {
		getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/penguinflash", "_blank");
	}
	function itemHandler2(obj, item) {
		_root.subs = 0;
	}
	function itemHandler3(obj, item) {
		_root.subs = 1;
	}
	_root.subs = 1;
	root_cm = new ContextMenu();
	root_cm.hideBuiltInItems();
	root_cm.customItems.push(new ContextMenuItem("Jimmy and the Coach merch", itemHandler1));
	root_cm.customItems.push(new ContextMenuItem("turn subtitles off", itemHandler2));
	root_cm.customItems.push(new ContextMenuItem("turn subtitles on", itemHandler3));
	_root.menu = root_cm;
Frame 2
	LOADED = Math.round(getBytesLoaded());
	TOTAL = Math.round(getBytesTotal());
	PERCENT = LOADED / TOTAL;
	BAR._width = PERCENT * 120;
	TEXT = Math.round(PERCENT * 100) + "%";
	if (LOADED == TOTAL) {
		gotoAndStop (4);
	}
Frame 3
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Frame 4
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 69 MovieClip in Frame 4
on (press) {
	((this._currentFrame == 1) ? (this.gotoAndStop(2)(_root.subs = 0)) : (this.gotoAndStop(1)(_root.subs = 1)));
}
Instance of Symbol 142 MovieClip in Frame 324
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 145 MovieClip in Frame 334
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 171 MovieClip in Frame 396
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 179 MovieClip in Frame 425
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 187 MovieClip in Frame 532
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 194 MovieClip in Frame 585
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 198 MovieClip in Frame 622
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 200 MovieClip in Frame 702
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 202 MovieClip in Frame 760
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 204 MovieClip in Frame 808
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 206 MovieClip in Frame 845
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 208 MovieClip in Frame 960
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 210 MovieClip in Frame 1038
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 212 MovieClip in Frame 1101
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 221 MovieClip in Frame 1138
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 223 MovieClip in Frame 1192
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 245 MovieClip in Frame 1258
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 249 MovieClip in Frame 1327
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 251 MovieClip in Frame 1349
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subs == 0) {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
	if (_root.subs == 1) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Frame 1371
	stop();
Symbol 66 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
Symbol 69 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 261 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5);
}
Symbol 263 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/penguinflash", "_blank");
}