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A goatse story.swf

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Barq'sClock presents

The last time we joined our
hero, Barq'sClock was in the
process of solving a heinous
crime.

I suspect that it was the butler

I think we'll skip that

Story Time

The man behind the hole

Gather round, kiddies, and we'll learn about
something called goatse.

Needless to say, the
children idolized goatse
immediately.

Yeah I love
goatse.

When I first saw it I was
inspired and now my record is
350 yards.

I personally think it's morally wrong.

Well I think that it's a
marvelous addition to
everyday life.

Goatse.

A historian

Goatse soon became a phenomenon. People
wanted more and more, and the desire became
uncontainable.

The mayor of clocktopia
deemed only one
course of action
appropriate:

To capture the man behind the anus.

You'll never take me
alive!

For years, I have
practiced the fine art of
anus ripping, to
entertain others. I will
not, however, be subject
to this twisted animal
behavior study!

We'll pay you

Well, alright.

He happily entertained thousands of visitors
every day, at the rate of $350,000,000,000 a
second, for many years.

Good night folks.

Finis

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