swfchan: Metal Gear Muffin Mission.swf (info)

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AN
AFROGIRL
PRODUCTION!!
(caution: may contain yet more cheap effects
and crappy animation)

afrogirl

METAL GEAR MUFFIN MISSION

PLAY

CHEAP ASS CODEC

141.12

PTT

WTF

ZOMG

This is Afrogirl speaking do you copy?
*PSSHHH (insert cheap ass radio effect here)*

Wha... what the hell?

I said... this is Afrogirl speaking do you copy!
*PSHHHH*

You know... if this is supposed to be a codec
you don't have to make those noises, its not
a radio

PSHHH DO YOU COPY?!

AHH! Will you stop making that noise. Why
the hell am I even in this flash movie?

I thought it would be obvious. I needed
someone nerdy with glasses to play Otacon

-_- well whatever.. and why are you talking
like that?

Because I am supposed to be.....

SOLID SNAKE... (insert cheese here)

and he talks all cool like this... XD

That's funny.... if you are supposed to be solid
snake I dont remember him having a french
moustache

All cool people have moustaches and you
know it!!!

You've just drawn those on!

Well whatever, what do you want me to do?

Dammit! Wasn't you briefed?

Hmm.... lemme see.....

NO I was NOT briefed seeing as this thing is
just a part of your imagination!

Ok I'll explain...

TOP SECRET

RAISINS?!!
*GASP* THE TERROR!!

yeah... that is supposed to be a raisin
by the way... W00t for hot graphics! XD

...

... ...

... ... ...

... ... ... ...?!!

You've gotta be kidding me...

This is supposed to be the mission?

I know... its gawd awful to imagine

Well anyway... I'm going in for a closer look

Er... yeah.... you go do that then

-_-

PSHH... This is Afrogirl speaking

I appear to have identified the target

It appears to be contained under some kind of
glass container

It may be lined with explosives I dont know
if I should proceed or not over, PSHHHHH!

Wait are you in my kitchen?!

What the hell??

I'm gonna investigate!

Hey wait a minute!!

>=U

DEAR LAWD!

Its worse then I thought! The muffins appear
to have some kind of chocolate glaze to hide
the fact that raisins are inside!!

IMAGINE IF THIS GOT OUT INTO THE PUBLIC!!

REC

AFROGIRL's ADVENTURE SAFARI!!

You know... I actually quite like raisins

GOOD GAWD WOMAN!! ARE YOU WORKING FOR
THE TERRORISTS?!!

I'm gonna put an end to this once and for all!

Huh? Wait what are you gonna do?!

OH MY GAWD!! CODE RED! CODE RED!!

I've been spotted by some savage furry beast!

Is somebody there??

-_- Are you talking about my cat?

INITIATE BATTLE MODE!!

LETS GO KITTY!!

RAWR!!!

(THIS FIGHT SCENE MAY HAVE BEEN OVER DRAMATISED)

I'm gonna scratch you up

good this time f00!

This is Afrogirl speaking......

I've managed to.......

to fend them off.....

I've also disposed of the muffins... they wont
be seeing the light of day that's for sure

-_- In other words ... you ate them

Wh..... wha?! Of course not!

Oh my gawd! This whole thing was just an
excuse to eat my muffins wasn't it?

I'm sorry... PSHHH... PSHHH..

The line is fuzzy... I must have dropped a
chaff grenade or sumthin.

PSHHH....PSHHHH....PSHH!!

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