Frame 1
	function doNothing() {
	}
	function wat() {
		getURL ("http://www.withatwistcomics.com", "_blank");
	}
	function ng() {
		getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
	}
	function pauseMov() {
		_root.stop();
		pauseMenu._visible = true;
	}
	function menuHandler(obj:Object, menu:ContextMenu) {
		menuItem_01.enabled = false;
	}
	var SJM = new ContextMenu();
	SJM.hideBuiltInItems();
	var menuItem_01 = new ContextMenuItem("Created by Sean James McKenzie", doNothing);
	var menuItem_01b = new ContextMenuItem("Pause Movie", pauseMov);
	var menuItem_02 = new ContextMenuItem("Visit With a Twist Comics", wat);
	var menuItem_03 = new ContextMenuItem("Visit Newgrounds", ng);
	SJM.customItems.push(menuItem_01);
	SJM.customItems.push(menuItem_02);
	SJM.customItems.push(menuItem_03);
	SJM.onSelect = menuHandler;
	_root.menu = SJM;
	user = SharedObject.getLocal("user_profile");
	if (user.data.scene == undefined) {
		user.data.scene = 0;
		var sceneLevel = 0;
	} else {
		var sceneLevel = user.data.scene;
	}
Frame 2
	var pLoaded = Math.ceil((getBytesLoaded() / getBytesTotal()) * 100);
	load_txt.text = pLoaded + "%";
	load2_txt.text = pLoaded + "%";
	if (pLoaded == 100) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(9);
		gotoAndPlay ("intro_credits");
	} else if (pLoaded > 90) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(8);
	} else if (pLoaded > 75) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(7);
	} else if (pLoaded > 60) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(6);
	} else if (pLoaded > 45) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(5);
	} else if (pLoaded > 30) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(4);
	} else if (pLoaded > 20) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(3);
	} else if (pLoaded > 12) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(2);
	} else if (pLoaded < 5) {
		cellBars.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
Frame 9
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Frame 51
	var jumpVar = "";
	play_btn.onRelease = function () {
		num_txt.text = Math.floor(Math.random() * 9);
		jumpVar = "";
		play();
	};
	scene_btn.onRelease = function () {
		mainMenu.gotoAndPlay("sceneOpen");
	};
	about_btn.onRelease = function () {
		mainMenu.gotoAndPlay("aboutOpen");
	};
	wat_btn.onRelease = function () {
		getURL ("http://www.withatwistcomics.com", "_blank");
	};
	email_btn.onRelease = function () {
		getURL ("mailto:sean@withatwistcomics.com");
	};
	stop();
Frame 57
	num_txt.text = num_txt.text + Math.floor(Math.random() * 9);
Frame 75
	if (jumpVar != 0) {
		gotoAndPlay(jumpVar);
	}
Instance of Symbol 184 MovieClip "pauseMenu" in Frame 76
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._visible = false;
}
Frame 553
	screen.gotoAndStop("calls");
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	screen.gotoAndStop(3);
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	screen.gotoAndStop(4);
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	if (user.data.scene < 1) {
		user.data.scene = 1;
	}
	if (sceneLevel < 1) {
		sceneLevel = 1;
	}
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	if (user.data.scene < 2) {
		user.data.scene = 2;
	}
	if (sceneLevel < 2) {
		sceneLevel = 2;
	}
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	if (user.data.scene < 3) {
		user.data.scene = 3;
	}
	if (sceneLevel < 3) {
		sceneLevel = 3;
	}
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	if (user.data.scene < 4) {
		user.data.scene = 4;
	}
	if (sceneLevel < 4) {
		sceneLevel = 4;
	}
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	if (user.data.scene < 5) {
		user.data.scene = 5;
	}
	if (sceneLevel < 5) {
		sceneLevel = 5;
	}
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	if (user.data.scene < 6) {
		user.data.scene = 6;
	}
	if (sceneLevel < 6) {
		sceneLevel = 6;
	}
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	user.data.scene = 7;
	sceneLevel = 7;
Frame 6001
	replay_btn.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("main");
	};
	replayCredits_btn.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndPlay ("credits");
	};
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();
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	var scene_array = ["wakeup", "kitchen", "trans01", "trans02", "trans03", "AOL", "boobies", "credits"];
	var sceneButtons_array = ["scene01_btn", "scene02_btn", "scene03_btn", "scene04_btn", "scene05_btn", "scene06_btn", "scene07_btn", "scene08_btn"];
	var lock_array = ["lock01", "lock02", "lock03", "lock04", "lock05", "lock06", "lock07", "lock08"];
	var tag_array = ["tag01", "tag02", "tag03", "tag04", "tag05", "tag06", "tag07", "tag08"];
	i = 0;
	while (i < sceneButtons_array.length) {
		this[sceneButtons_array[i]].enabled = false;
		i++;
	}
	i = _root.sceneLevel;
	while (i > -1) {
		this[lock_array[i]]._visible = false;
		this[tag_array[i]].gotoAndStop(2);
		this[sceneButtons_array[i]].enabled = true;
		i--;
	}
	scene01_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.jumpVar = "";
		_root.play();
	};
	scene02_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.jumpVar = scene_array[1];
		_root.play();
	};
	scene03_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.jumpVar = scene_array[2];
		_root.play();
	};
	scene04_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.jumpVar = scene_array[3];
		_root.play();
	};
	scene05_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.jumpVar = scene_array[4];
		_root.play();
	};
	scene06_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.jumpVar = scene_array[5];
		_root.play();
	};
	scene07_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.jumpVar = scene_array[6];
		_root.play();
	};
	scene08_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.jumpVar = scene_array[7];
		_root.play();
	};
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	close_btn.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndPlay ("sceneOut");
	};
	stop();
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	gotoAndStop ("rest");
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	close_btn.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndPlay ("aboutOut");
	};
	stop();
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on (release) {
	_root.stop();
	pauseMenu._visible = true;
}
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	stop();
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	yes_btn.onRelease = function () {
		play();
	};
	no_btn.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndPlay ("pansy");
	};
	stop();
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	stop();
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	resume_btn.onRelease = (playPause_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.play();
		sexy.gotoAndStop(1);
		_visible  = false;
	});
	mainMenu_btn.onRelease = function () {
		_root.gotoAndPlay("main");
	};
	sexy_btn.onRelease = function () {
		sexy.gotoAndPlay(2);
	};
	closeWin_btn.onRelease = function () {
		getURL ("javascript:window.close()");
	};
	stop();
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	stop();
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	stop();