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JUSTIN CARDER

OFFICE OF HOMELAND SECURITY GIVES UP; ADMITS COLOR CODE SYSTEM IS STUPID AND POINTLESS. - MISTER WORF VISITS QUEEN - LEFT ONLY THE MARK OF "Z" ON HIS TROUSERS. MEXICAN AUTHORITIES ARE BAFFLED. - MARIAH CAREY INEXPLICABLY BURST INTO FLAMES ON-STAGE WHILE PERFORMING TO SOLD-OUT CROWD AT KINGSWOOD THEATRE - ENTIRE CITY OF HALIFAX VANISHES INTO THIN AIR; CANADIANS WONDER IF IT WAS EVER REAL IN THE FIRST PLACE - ARMY OF SKELETONS ATTACKS "OLIVE GARDEN" RESTAURANT

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JUSTIN CARDER

PRESENTED BY:
Justin Carder
WRITTEN BY:
Justin Carder
ANIMATION:
Chris Milloy
RESEARCH:
Justin Carder
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Courtney Chasin
Joanne Deluzio
Marshall Chasin
Coca-Cola
Nana Visitor
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Justin Carder's Wardrobe
Provided By:
Microsoft Paint
No Animals were harmed during the production of this
Presentation, although we thought about it.
The preceding story is not ficticious, it
is actually a presentation for history class.
Any resemblance to real events and/or persons
should be recognized and rewarded
with extra credit marks.
Although the cartoon portions of this show
are based on actual reality,
the simple fact is that in real life, no one's
mouth could possibly move that fast, nor
could anyone go so long without
blinking. Do not try this at home.

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