Frame 1
	if ((substring(_url, "1", "27")) eq "http://www.spoil-sports.com") {
		play();
	} else {
		gotoAndStop (2096);
	}
Frame 2
	ifFrameLoaded (2095) {
		gotoAndStop (12);
	}
Frame 11
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Frame 2096
	gotoAndStop (12);
Symbol 19 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
Symbol 24 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.spoil-sports.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 31 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:NUNZ@SPOIL-SPORTS.COM");
}
Symbol 35 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.spoil-sports.com/book.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 39 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://spoil-sports.com/Donations.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 46 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.spoil-sports.com/extras.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 51 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.spoil-sports.com/karaoke.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 56 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.spoil-sports.com/games.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 61 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.myspace.com/domnunz", "_blank");
}
Symbol 66 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("https://www.cafepress.com/dieorretire", "_blank");
}