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Don’t punish me for loving you. That’s the court’s job. |
I’ve still got plenty of ribs, God! Make more women! |
Some days, your cock just seems to stare at you |
You’d be surprised how many penises there are in ‘lost property’ |
If love is forever, then it doesn’t matter what you pay per hour |
Technically, you never stop touching yourself |
It’s a bit like golf, but only a little bit |
looking for A god who won’t discriminate by creed |
Show us your pink bits, not that I’m racist |
Suddenly I’ve lost interest in porn and gained it in wiping up jism |
the more you say ‘epic’ the less it means |
Celebrating those happy moments when the penis is an internal organ |
You should cosplay this, if only for the hand-jobs |
No erectile dysfunction yet, Touch wood |
to all the girls I’ve loved before, and the boys I loved after |
Don’t fear God’s love. He hasn’t got anyone pregnant in 2000 years |
Presumably Spiderman’s semen is very sticky indeed |
Highball glasses. Why are they called that? |
Balancing hope for a better world against the desire to fuck everything |
You’ve got that look in your eye. But then I’d hardly expect to see it in your mouth |
making man-pesto with the meat pestle |
Just because you put it on food doesn’t make it a condiment |
am I too anal about sex? |
No, it’s not terribly useful as armour. |
pay no attention to the stains behind the man behind the curtain |
many parts of my body are still virgins |
the mountain can’t flaw my argument, so it repeats what I say in a funny voice |
when a song mentions 'arms' I like to shout 'vagina' |
I don’t want to disrespect the dead, but if alive, that guy's a cunt. |
Sperm count down but sperm size up. I think they've been eating each other. |
I made something for you, honey |
it’s not really escapism, is it? It’s day leave at best. |
love conquers anything, up to a point. |
The penis: if it’s not evil, why did they get H.R. Geiger to design it? |
want to see amateurs in home-made crowns pretend to open kindergartens? barelyregal.com |
adult movies adult bus ticket adult diabetes |
Think of it as juicing an ugly fruit |
I’ve stooped so low I can’t reach your tits |
I feel part responsible for the mess you made in my pants |
I always steal the honey, but those stupid bees keep making more. |
some day, this very moment may feature in a flashback. |
I have a secret. A dark, furry secret with big teeth. Less a secret, really- more a bear. |
anything more than 500 years old- probably evil |
more griping from the disenchanted forest |
Compare pornography now to 50 years ago, then extrapolate 50 years into the future. ...that shit's nasty |
No way will I give peace a chance. not after how it left the place last time. |
DIY for those without tools |
Whatever you look at while you masturbate is porn. The bedroom ceiling, for instance |
We’re doing it for the money. When the money arrives, we’ll start doing it with the money. |
seriously, what is a 'brink'? |
Exploring the alien sensuality of sea mammals by ignoring them completely. |
educational in ways you can't use. just like trigonometry. |
recumbent yet erect |
'hot' as a synonym for 'sexy' is less common from people who've been on fire. |
the mustard burns a bit, but it accentuates my resemblance to ham. |
All models are over 18. Or over 21 where required by law |
people who choose not to stay at home and masturbate constantly- what’s with them? |
careful where you point that |
It breaches, glistening, from the brine then vanishes into the deep. I think it's a whale. |
not from round here, depending on how big 'round' is |
The individual can be divided but it’s not pretty |
Is there a difference between 'dick jokes' and 'jokes featuring dicks'? |
tasteful, moody portraits of cocks with googly eyes |
putting the 'v' back in 'voyeurism'. I forget why we took it out in the first place. |
sooner or later, we're going to have to stop calling them 'novels' |
using drugs is bad, even if you're just using them as a metaphor. |
The internet- like a training camp for never amounting to anything |
I'm not saying you read too many webcomics, just that it's possible to. |
ships get called 'she' but I bet torpedoes don't |
I think 'erotica' just means 'porn that works for me' |
flesh eating sea-birds: can't live with them, don't have to. |
"don't forget the message" ...uh, no, wait. That wasn't the message. |
I was an angry loner before it was popular |
If God hates masturbation so much, he should give me a girlfriend. |
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