Frame 38
	var tipQuote = new Array();
	var resonQuote = new Array();
	var randomQuote;
	tipQuote = ["KILL A KITTEN", "EAT A FETUS", "RAPE A NUN", "PUNCH A KITTY", "SLAP A BITCH", "DRINK RUM", "EAT A BAGEL", "FUCK THE POLICE", "AMBER LAMPS", "RAGE QUIT", "GRAB YOUR GENITALS", "NUKE THE WHALES", "SELL YOUR CHILDREN", "PEE IN PUBLIC", "FIGHT A BEAR", "TRY DRUGS", "SHOOT YOURSELF", "HEADSHOT", "ENABLE GOD MODE", "PICK THE FAT KID", "KICK YOUR BOSS", "GAME OVER", "YOU LOSE", "DO OR DO NOT", "RELEASE KRAKEN", "FEAR THE NIGHT", "SAVE THE PRINCESS", "EAT LARD", "KEEP FLOOR CLEAN", "PLAY WITH KNIVES", "TEST YOUR MIGHT", "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD", "LICK A FENCE", "DIE REBEL SCUM", "IT'S A TRAP", "FIGHT THE SYSTEM", "FALCON PUNCH", "DO A BARREL ROLL", "SHAVE HEAD", "HAIL SATAN", "DRINK BLOOD", "WALK TO SCHOOL", "HIRE A HOOKER", "KYLE LOVES MEN", "DO NOT WANT", "SQUEEZE IT TIGHTLY", "2 FOR A BUCK", "SNIFF FINGER", "VIEW ART", "LEARN TO READ", "TURN ON NOW", "PAINT NAILS", "REVENGE KILL", "DENY GOD OF WAR", "GET NOT FAT YOU", "THE FRENCH ARE TERRIBLE", "TAP THAT SHIT", "DON'T BE A PUSSY", "TAKE IT TO COURT", "BRUSH TEETH", "INVEST MONEY", "DESTROY THE ORCS", "AIM FOR THE TOP", "REACH FOR THE STARS", "FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS", "SMILE", "SHIT A BRICK", "TAKE THE HIGH ROAD", "DRINK BLEACH", "RAISE YOUR SWORD", "BEAT YOUR WIFE", "LOOK AT BOOBS", "BURN THE EARTH", "BE A MAN", "CHECK YOUR SIX", "LAY OFF THE DRUGS"];
	reasonQuote = ["FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY", "FOR THE GOOD OF ALL", "IN CASE OF FIRE", "JESUS LOVES YOU", "NO ONE CARES", "GREENDAY SUCKS", "MAKE DAD PROUD", "SLEEP WELL", "IT FEELS GOOD MAN", "SHE WANTS IT", "NO MEANS NO", "UNLESS YOU SUCK", "FOR GREAT JUSTICE", "EVERY DAY", "SIMPSONS DID IT", "YOUR MOM'S A SLUT", "CANCER TASTES BAD", "OUR LORD DEMANDS IT", "YOU HAVE NO CHOICE", "KEEPS THINGS FRESH", "IT GETS BETTER", "COOL STORY BRO", "OR LOSE LIFE", "I JUST CAME", "FOR SPARTAAA!", "SCIENCE BE PRAISED", "SATAN DEMANDS IT", "THEY ARE ALL DEAD", "KEEP CHILDREN SAFE", "HOPE IS LOST", "RAISE AWARENESS", "HELP HATTI", "IF YOU LIKE", "TODAY ONLY", "LIKE A BOSS", "NOW WITH MORE", "AND HOW", "BE MORE WIN", "YEAAAAAAAH!", "THE BRITISH CAME", "CONDOMS ARE GREAT", "AIDS KILLS", "YOUR DAD IS OLD", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", "SHE NEVER SEEN IT", "YOUR SHIT IS WEAK", "I HATE YOUR FACE", "IT MAKES YOU GREAT", "DEFEND YOUR HONOR", "DIE A HERO", "SAVE THE WORLD", "I TOLD YOU TO", "EVERY ONE GETS HAPPY", "IT CAME FROM SPACE", "HE NEEDS MORE", "HE IS MAD", "GRENADES RULE", "IF YOU LIKE MEN", "YOUR GOD IS DEAD", "FREEDOM IS DEAD", "WE ARE DOOMED", "BEARS CAN SMELL MENSTRATION", "YOU SMELL BAD", "YOUR FACE IS UGLY", "HAN SHOT FIRST", "AVATAR IS OVERATED", "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME", "WE NEED IT SO BAD", "THERE IS A PORN", "WE SELL USED CARS", "LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS", "THAT'S NO MOON", "MONEY IS GREAT", "I PITY THE FOO", "THEY ARE WATCHING US", "BURGERS ARE GREASY", "JUST DO IT", "LIVE FOREVER", "TAKE A BREAK", "ENJOY LIFE", "BITCHES BE CRAZY", "YOU'RE BRAVER THAN I THOUGHT"];
	randomQuote = Math.floor(Math.random() * ((1 + (tipQuote.length - 1)) - 0)) + 0;
	tTip.text = tipQuote[randomQuote];
	tTip.multiline = true;
	tTip.wordWrap = true;
	randomQuote = Math.floor(Math.random() * ((1 + (reasonQuote.length - 1)) - 0)) + 0;
	tQuote.text = reasonQuote[randomQuote];
	tQuote.multiline = true;
	tQuote.wordWrap = true;
Frame 69
	gotoAndPlay (2);