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Ill-fated romance! Scarcely-fucked virgins!
The distant sounds of battle!

North, East, Get sword, West, North,
Attack dragon, Restore.

make a little room in your pants

Now in large print,
by popular demand

Keep rubbing that lamp

Don’t be eating that fruit, now.
Seriously. Not even a taste.

Mini Theseus enters rat maze,
emerges with cheese.

Why would God go around stabbing stones?

Orpheus reminisces about underworld.
Some people just will not learn.

Covered in Jism?
Best wipe it off.

Calendar girls for druids

Giant stone head looks like it may speak,
doesn’t.

Even if it’s empty of Greeks,
where can we keep a giant horse?

On the bonny bonny banks
of Loch Labia.

On a first name basis
with Mr. Vagina.

Let me just get that off your boot, Mistress.

Slowly changing colour for no good reason.

Punishment and reward in equal measure.

Care and maintenance of leather.

If it’s comfortable,
you’re wearing it wrong.

Predicting the future
well after it happens.

Breaking things it can’t afford.

A large collection of short
words (many repeats)

Not as big as it looks
from a distance.

Bow-less Archery, or
‘running up and stabbing you with an arrow’

Confusion over what a necromancer does.

Time stands still for three weeks,
so to speak.

We may be stuck in a quandary,
depending on what a quandary is.

Some things just shouldn’t hover.

The kind of lion it’s okay to punch.

If you don’t pick at it,
how can you tell if it’s healed?

You’re mistaken, officer-
this was stolen when I bought it.

If it comes back it’s yours,
unless it attacks you.

Lost in the soft rubber labyrinth.

It doesn’t often do that.

If you’re not a cowboy,
why are you dressed like that?

Goes in easy,
needs a doctor to fetch it out.

The rhythm section of the all-meat symphony.

positive repercussions of avoidable errors.

Sea monster moves ashore,
becomes regular monster.

Trapped in a dungeon.
Well, not really trapped- I just like it here.

How can you kill what does not live,
and why would you want to?

Exchanging dignity for pride.

Bursting with quality,
not all of it good.

A tiny meal,
served without cutlery.

Found by wolves,
adopted out to tree sloths.

Pulling knobs opens doors.

Compelling rather than good.

Lying in wait, twitching slightly

Smack it all you like-
nobody seems to mind.

I wonder what the pope’s
looking at right now

Offended on behalf
of people we’ve never met

Using free speech to make
guttural grunts

Anything in your pants when you
wake up is yours to keep.

Charting the antipodes of good taste

Nuns should dress sexier for their husband

Premature babies:
the triumph of premature ejaculators

Spending the last of the
ammunition on a warning shot

Blood inside my cock,
but only air around it.

A sideways glance, a crooked smile, hot sex
in the toilet- who was that guy?

Spilling seed where birds will eat it.

Life in the vacuum of desire fulfilled

‘Live’ from the afterlife

Sometimes the frog needs
a little more than a kiss

The hot jism of misfortune
splatters harmlessly on the face of resolve

Gently inflicting oddly familiar wounds

Shut up about the trap, already.

They can cover us in semen,
but they can never steal our dignity

Ten things you never regret saying

If by ‘free speech’ you mean ‘porn’ then yes.

Replacing everything we steal
with inferior copies

If God hates masturbation,
he should give me a girlfriend.

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