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Survival Tip #1: Maintain good eyesight.

Click Menachem Begin to, uh, begin.

A Film of Practical and Moral Instruction.

by William Volk

Seven Deadly Dwarfs

PAY

ATTENTION!

NO,

SERIOUSLY!

Survival Tip #1.5: Add 1UB to your mana pool.

TAP!

Survival Tip #e: "When strangers offer rides or candy, Jiu-Jitsu always comes in handy!"
-George Broderick, Jr., shtelmologist

AIKID0WN3D!

Survival Tip # 5: #3:

Survival Tip #2: Mister Mumbo likes the
Mambo. He wears Hawaiian shirts when he
goes to the bars. He is approximately
eleven feet tall. He weighs about three
metric tons. He is about 3500 metric
years old. He has enormous teeth and
claws. He doesn't have much of a neck
to speak of, but his eyes are large and
bulbuous. He likes to recite poetry
before, during, and after the Mambo. He
is chaotic evil. He buys his Hawaiian
shirts from the Big & Tall Menswear
Outlet. He will sometimes vomit. Hard.
Approach him with extreme caution.

Enjoying my
Wheel of Pain?

Survival Tip #4: He's right, you know.

Soon it shall be the
least of your worries!

Take Note!

Survival Tip #6: Listen to Professor Data.

Survival Tip #8: Machines are
smarter than you.

Pencils Down!!!!!!1

Survival Tip #151: Life can only be understood backwards, but in must be lived forwards. Except it goes the other way around in Australia.

Survival Tip #151: Observe the proper method of dealing with a bearded individual.

Sorcerous Might!

Dead.

Survival Tip
#151: You must
clean the
Wheel of Pain.

Survival Tip #sch55: Know them on sight.

ware!

Purchase our product.

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When the Revolution comes, they'll be careful with you.

Unnumbered Survival Tip: be careful with electronics.

GAHBUNGA!

This film is a fanimutation dedicated humbly to those who have
gone before. The viewer is strongly encouraged to explore the
works of the Great Masters of Animutation, particularly Neil
Cicierega, Andrew Kepple (known on Newgrounds as TmsT,) and
Verylowsodium.com. May Colin be with you.
Wait. I don't think anyone's really going to read this. You
wanted a flash movie, not the Great American Novel. And yet,
the movie somehow feels incomplete and unproffesional without
all this filler text at the end. So I'll continue.
Michel Foucault should have been strangled at birth.
I missed the bus of knowledge, but I have the roller
blades and grappling hook of hope! Eat spicy chicken.
Wash it down with a can of wassail.

Survival Tip number infinity plus one: Don't make any graven images.

Final Survival Tip: When you are starving, do not think of an Easter egg as frivolous.

Purchase a toy to regress backward
in time and play once more.

The End.

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