Frame 1
	loadedbytes = getBytesLoaded();
	totalbytes = getBytesTotal();
	percentbytes = int(loadedbytes / (totalbytes / 100));
	loader.gotoAndStop(percentbytes);
Frame 2
	if (loadedbytes == totalbytes) {
		gotoAndStop (3);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	}
Frame 618
	gotoAndPlay (619);
Frame 635
	stop();
Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 18 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.animutationportal.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 19 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.albinoblacksheep.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 20 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 38 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4);
}
Symbol 46 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4);
}
Symbol 347 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4);
}
Symbol 348 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.gregbruns.com/freelancewriting/shortstories/dateastripper.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 349 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:flashbastard@gmail.com");
}
Symbol 350 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.flash-bastard.com", "_blank");
}