Symbol 3 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cannibal-cartoonist.deviantart.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 4 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.whosayswhatnow.deviantart.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 28 Button
on (release) {
	System.setClipboard(_root.words);
}
Symbol 40 Button
on (release) {
	var SenA1 = new Array();
	var SenA1 = ["Firstly, ", "To begin, ", "At first, ", "Initially, ", "At heart, ", "Primarily, ", "First of all, ", "First thing, ", "Fundamentally, "];
	var randomSenA1 = SenA1[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenA1.length)];
	var SenA2 = new Array();
	var SenA2 = ["I'd like to say that ", "I'd like to mention that ", "I would like to bring to light that ", "I feel the need to say that ", "it's important that I mention ", "it's imperative that I say that ", "I feel the need to say that "];
	var randomSenA2 = SenA2[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenA2.length)];
	var SenA3 = new Array();
	var SenA3 = ["your artwork here is ", "your piece of artwork is ", "this creation of yours is ", "this art piece is ", "this beautiful rendition is ", "this thing of yours is "];
	var randomSenA3 = SenA3[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenA3.length)];
	var SenA4 = new Array();
	var SenA4 = ["absolutely ", "completely ", "utterly ", "undeniably ", "quite ", "fairly ", "truly ", "truthfully ", "nicely ", "wonderfully ", "clearly ", "somewhat ", "deceitfully ", "deceptively ", "acceptably ", "admirably ", "agreeably ", "finely ", "interestingly ", "curiously "];
	var randomSenA4 = SenA4[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenA4.length)];
	var SenA5 = new Array();
	var SenA5 = ["incredible. ", "amazing. ", "ground-breaking. ", "spectacular. ", "average. ", "interesting. ", "colourful.", "curious.", "mind-blowing. ", "astonishing. ", "heart-stopping. ", "fan-bloody-tastic. "];
	var randomSenA5 = SenA5[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenA5.length)];
	var SenB1 = new Array();
	var SenB1 = ["method ", "concept ", "technique ", "approach ", "scheme "];
	var randomSenB1 = SenB1[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenB1.length)];
	var SenB2 = new Array();
	var SenB2 = ["employed ", "used ", "decided upon ", "implemented ", "gone with ", "actualized ", "carried out ", "executed ", "put into effect "];
	var randomSenB2 = SenB2[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenB2.length)];
	var SenB3 = new Array();
	var SenB3 = ["absolutely ", "completely ", "utterly ", "undeniably ", "quite ", "fairly ", "truly ", "truthfully ", "nicely ", "wonderfully ", "clearly ", "somewhat ", "deceitfully ", "deceptively ", "acceptably ", "admirably ", "agreeably ", "finely ", "interestingly ", "curiously "];
	var randomSenB3 = SenB3[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenB3.length)];
	var SenB4 = new Array();
	var SenB4 = ["incredible. ", "amazing. ", "ground-breaking. ", "spectacular. ", "average. ", "interesting. ", "colourful. ", "curious. ", "mind-blowing. ", "astonishing. ", "heart-stopping. ", "fan-bloody-tastic. ", "awesome. ", "fascinating. ", "incredible. ", "marvelous. ", "prodigeous. ", "surprising. ", "unbelieveable. "];
	var randomSenB4 = SenB4[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenB4.length)];
	var SenC1 = new Array();
	var SenC1 = ["obvious ", "plain ", "clear ", "visible ", "apparent ", "understandable ", "barefaced ", "discernible ", "distinct ", "distinguishable ", "noticable "];
	var randomSenC1 = SenC1[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenC1.length)];
	var SenC2 = new Array();
	var SenC2 = ["applied yourself to the fullest ", "worked hard on this ", "worked to your maximum potential ", "did the best you could ", "gave it an honest go ", "kept your nose to the grind-stone ", "hammered away diligently ", "put your soul into it "];
	var randomSenC2 = SenC2[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenC2.length)];
	var SenC3 = new Array();
	var SenC3 = ["full ", "complete ", "maximum ", "absolute ", "gratuitous ", "abundant ", "exhaustive ", "faultless ", "undivided ", "undiluted ", "uncut ", "all-inclusive "];
	var randomSenC3 = SenC3[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenC3.length)];
	var SenC4 = new Array();
	var SenC4 = ["range ", "expanse ", "variation ", "scope ", "variety ", "collection ", "aplitude ", "capacity ", "magnitude "];
	var randomSenC4 = SenC4[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenC4.length)];
	var SenC5 = new Array();
	var SenC5 = ["skills. ", "techniques. ", "abilities. ", "powers. ", "talents. "];
	var randomSenC5 = SenC5[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenC5.length)];
	var SenD1 = new Array();
	var SenD1 = ["contrast ", "colour ", "background ", "foreground ", "tone ", "line ", "shape ", "form ", "shape ", "fore-shortening "];
	var randomSenD1 = SenD1[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD1.length)];
	var SenD2 = new Array();
	var SenD2 = ["piece ", "artwork ", "art piece ", "creation ", "picture "];
	var randomSenD2 = SenD2[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD2.length)];
	var SenD3 = new Array();
	var SenD3 = ["exactly ", "perfectly ", "decisevely ", "obviously ", "greatly "];
	var randomSenD3 = SenD3[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD3.length)];
	var SenD4 = new Array();
	var SenD4 = ["right ", "correct ", "suitable ", "exact ", "conforming "];
	var randomSenD4 = SenD4[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD4.length)];
	var SenD5 = new Array();
	var SenD5 = ["effect ", "emotion ", "essence ", "feeling ", "message ", "metaphor ", "symbolism ", "mood "];
	var randomSenD5 = SenD5[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD5.length)];
	var SenD6 = new Array();
	var SenD6 = ["expect ", "think ", "feel ", "sense ", "see ", "contemplate "];
	var randomSenD6 = SenD6[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD6.length)];
	var SenD7 = new Array();
	var SenD7 = ["attempting ", "striving ", "trying ", "aiming ", "struggling "];
	var randomSenD7 = SenD7[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD7.length)];
	var SenD8 = new Array();
	var SenD8 = ["achieve", "capture", "create", "encapsulate"];
	var randomSenD8 = SenD8[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD8.length)];
	var SenD9 = new Array();
	var SenD9 = ["in hindsight ", "now that I think about it ", "with thought ", "in any case ", "however, in saying that "];
	var randomSenD9 = SenD9[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD9.length)];
	var SenD10 = new Array();
	var SenD10 = ["comment ", "statement ", "observation "];
	var randomSenD10 = SenD10[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD10.length)];
	var SenD11 = new Array();
	var SenD11 = ["probably ", "likely ", "more than likely ", "certainly "];
	var randomSenD11 = SenD11[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD11.length)];
	var SenD12 = new Array();
	var SenD12 = ["frivolous. ", "pointless. ", "superfluous. ", "unnecessary. ", "irrelevant. ", "fruitless. ", "futile. ", "inane. ", "nongermane. ", "trivial. "];
	var randomSenD12 = SenD12[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenD12.length)];
	var SenE1 = new Array();
	var SenE1 = ["However", "But", "Although I must say", "Despite that", "On the other hand"];
	var randomSenE1 = SenE1[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE1.length)];
	var SenE2 = new Array();
	var SenE2 = ["expect ", "think ", "feel ", "sense ", "see ", "contemplate "];
	var randomSenE2 = SenE2[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE2.length)];
	var SenE2a = new Array();
	var SenE2a = ["use ", "implementation "];
	var randomSenE2a = SenE2a[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE2a.length)];
	var SenE3 = new Array();
	var SenE3 = ["contrast ", "colour ", "background ", "foreground ", "tone ", "line ", "shape ", "form ", "shape ", "fore-shortening "];
	var randomSenE3 = SenE3[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE3.length)];
	var SenE4 = new Array();
	var SenE4 = ["used some improvements ", "been a lot better ", "had more time invested in it ", "been approached differently ", "been handled better ", "been done better ", "been improved upon "];
	var randomSenE4 = SenE4[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE4.length)];
	var SenE5 = new Array();
	var SenE5 = ["expect ", "think ", "feel ", "sense ", "see ", "contemplate "];
	var randomSenE5 = SenE5[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE5.length)];
	var SenE6 = new Array();
	var SenE6 = ["doesn't ", "can't ", "wasn't able to "];
	var randomSenE6 = SenE6[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE6.length)];
	var SenE7 = new Array();
	var SenE7 = ["match ", "equal ", "compete with ", "break even with ", "duplicate "];
	var randomSenE7 = SenE7[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE7.length)];
	var SenE8 = new Array();
	var SenE8 = ["quality ", "brilliance ", "capability ", "elegance "];
	var randomSenE8 = SenE8[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE8.length)];
	var SenE9 = new Array();
	var SenE9 = ["found ", "seen ", "obvious ", "observable "];
	var randomSenE9 = SenE9[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE9.length)];
	var SenE10 = new Array();
	var SenE10 = ["rest ", "whole ", "remainder "];
	var randomSenE10 = SenE10[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE10.length)];
	var SenE11 = new Array();
	var SenE11 = ["artwork. ", "creation. ", "art piece. ", "piece. "];
	var randomSenE11 = SenE11[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenE11.length)];
	var SenF1 = new Array();
	var SenF1 = [" Finally ", " In conclusion ", "To conclude ", "In the end ", "To finish ", "To complete this critique "];
	var randomSenF1 = SenF1[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF1.length)];
	var SenF2 = new Array();
	var SenF2 = ["say ", "announce ", "declare ", "reassure you ", "mention ", "illuminate "];
	var randomSenF2 = SenF2[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF2.length)];
	var SenF3 = new Array();
	var SenF3 = ["pleasure ", "joy ", "treat ", "thrill "];
	var randomSenF3 = SenF3[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF3.length)];
	var SenF4 = new Array();
	var SenF4 = ["write ", "pen ", "jot down ", "invest energy in "];
	var randomSenF4 = SenF4[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF4.length)];
	var SenF5 = new Array();
	var SenF5 = ["critique ", "comment ", "assessment ", "appraisal ", "criticism ", "exposition ", "judgement ", "evaluation ", "review "];
	var randomSenF5 = SenF5[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF5.length)];
	var SenF6 = new Array();
	var SenF6 = ["hope ", "think ", "feel "];
	var randomSenF6 = SenF6[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF6.length)];
	var SenF7 = new Array();
	var SenF7 = ["allow ", "enable ", "empower ", "energize ", "motivate ", "inspire "];
	var randomSenF7 = SenF7[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF7.length)];
	var SenF8 = new Array();
	var SenF8 = ["improve ", "increase the quality of ", "maximize the potential of ", "re-awesomeize ", "up the level of ", "increase the power level of ", "develop ", "enhance ", "refine ", "revamp ", "upgrade ", "update ", "show progress with "];
	var randomSenF8 = SenF8[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF8.length)];
	var SenF9 = new Array();
	var SenF9 = ["artwork. ", "creation. ", "already masterful piece. ", "excellent piece. ", "astounding piece. "];
	var randomSenF9 = SenF9[Math.floor(Math.random() * SenF9.length)];
	var Noun = new Array();
	var Noun = ["Hat ", "Car ", "Shoe ", "Horse "];
	var randomNoun = Noun[Math.floor(Math.random() * Noun.length)];
	var SentenceA = ((((randomSenA1 + randomSenA2) + randomSenA3) + randomSenA4) + randomSenA5);
	var SentenceB = ((((((" The " + randomSenB1) + "you have ") + randomSenB2) + "is ") + randomSenB3) + randomSenB4);
	var SentenceC = ((((((((" It is " + randomSenC1) + "to me that you ") + randomSenC2) + "with your ") + randomSenC3) + randomSenC4) + "of ") + randomSenC5);
	var SentenceD = (((((((((((((((((((((" The " + randomSenD1) + "of this ") + randomSenD2) + "is ") + randomSenD3) + randomSenD4) + "for the ") + randomSenD5) + "that I ") + randomSenD6) + "you are ") + randomSenD7) + "to ") + randomSenD8) + ", but ") + randomSenD9) + "this ") + randomSenD10) + "is ") + randomSenD11) + randomSenD12);
	var SentenceE = ((((((((((((((((((((randomSenE1 + ", I ") + randomSenE2) + "that your ") + randomSenE2a) + "of ") + randomSenE3) + "could of ") + randomSenE4) + "as I ") + randomSenE5) + "that it ") + randomSenE6) + randomSenE7) + "the ") + randomSenE8) + randomSenE9) + "in the ") + randomSenE10) + "of the ") + randomSenE11);
	var SentenceF = ((((((((((((((((randomSenF1 + "I would like to ") + randomSenF2) + "that it has been a ") + randomSenF3) + "to ") + randomSenF4) + "this ") + randomSenF5) + "for you and I ") + randomSenF6) + "it will ") + randomSenF7) + "you to ") + randomSenF8) + "your ") + randomSenF9);
	_root.words = ((((SentenceA + SentenceB) + SentenceC) + SentenceD) + SentenceE) + SentenceF;
}
Symbol 46 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.deviantart.com", "_blank");
}