Frame 1
	function fadeToNewSong() {
		if (beginning == true) {
			if (track == 9) {
				if (tick == false) {
					vol1 = 0;
					_root.soundclip.gotoAndStop(track);
					tick = true;
				}
				if (vol1 < 70) {
					vol1 = vol1 + 2;
				}
			}
			if (track == 8) {
				vol1 = 100;
				if (timer2 >= 550) {
					track = 10;
					tick = false;
				}
			}
			if ((track > 0) and (track < 8)) {
				if (tick == false) {
					if (vol1 <= 1) {
						stopAllSounds();
						_root.soundclip.gotoAndStop(track + 1);
						vol1 = vol1 + 2;
						tick = true;
					} else {
						vol1 = vol1 - 2;
					}
				} else {
					vol1 = vol1 + 2;
				}
				if (vol1 == 100) {
					track++;
					tick = false;
				}
			}
			if (track == 0) {
				if (tick == false) {
					_root.attachMovie("soundclip", "soundclip", 425);
					_root.soundclip._x = -470;
					_root.soundclip._y = -187;
					tick = true;
				}
				vol1 = vol1 + 2;
				if (vol1 == 100) {
					track = 1;
					tick = false;
				}
			}
		}
	}
	function spawnStars() {
		if (begin == true) {
			i = 0;
			while (i < numOfStars) {
				_root.attachMovie("star", "star" + i, i);
				_root["star" + i]._x = -100 + (Math.random() * 550);
				_root["star" + i]._y = Math.random() * 400;
				_root["star" + i]._height = Math.random() * 5;
				_root["star" + i]._width = _root["star" + i]._height;
				i++;
			}
		}
		begin = false;
	}
	function updateStars() {
		i = 0;
		while (i < numOfStars) {
			if (_root["star" + i]._x >= 700) {
				_root["star" + i]._x = Math.random() * -550;
				_root["star" + i]._y = Math.random() * 400;
			}
			if (_root["star" + i]._x <= -700) {
				_root["star" + i]._x = (Math.random() * 550) + 550;
				_root["star" + i]._y = Math.random() * 400;
			}
			if ((speed > 0) and (speed < 240)) {
				_root["star" + i]._x = _root["star" + i]._x + ((speed / 4) * (_root["star" + i]._height / 4));
			}
			if ((speed > 30) and (speed < 240)) {
				_root["star" + i]._width = speed / 4;
			}
			if (speed > 110) {
				_root["star" + i].gotoAndStop(2);
			}
			if (speed > 180) {
				_root["star" + i].gotoAndStop(3);
			}
			if (speed > 220) {
				_root.rectanglw._alpha = speed - 220;
			}
			if (speed > 240) {
				_root["star" + i]._x = _root["star" + i]._x + (((speed / 4) * (_root["star" + i]._height / 4)) * (10.4 - (speed / 25)));
				_root["star" + i]._width = speed / 6;
			}
			if (speed > 299.792455) {
				speed = 299.792457;
				finalCounter = finalCounter + 0.25;
			}
			i++;
		}
	}
	stop();
	var vol = new Sound();
	vol.setVolume(0);
	switchSpeed = new Array(0, 5, 20, 65, 115, 170, 225, 299.72);
	var vol1 = 0;
	var track = 0;
	var tick = false;
	var depth2 = 425;
	var depth = 1000000;
	var numOfStars = 75;
	var begin = true;
	var speed = 0;
	var speedAdd = 0.02;
	var EXPAdd = 1;
	var finalCounter = 0;
	var EXP = 0;
	var level = 1;
	var toNextLevel = 0;
	var fireRate = 5;
	var levelUp = false;
	var rapidfireMax = 40;
	var rapidfire = rapidfireMax;
	var rapidCounter = 3;
	var rapidCounter2 = 0;
	var rapidCounter3 = 1;
	stamina = 0;
	power = 0;
	control = 0;
	laxative = 0;
	meditation = 0;
	spawnStars();
	var timer2 = 0;
	var preloader1 = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	var preloader2 = _root.getBytesTotal();
	var Loaded = false;
	var beginning = false;
	onEnterFrame = function () {
		if (_root.Loaded == true) {
			if (speed >= switchSpeed[track]) {
				fadeToNewSong();
			}
			vol.setVolume(vol1);
			updateStars();
			if (finalCounter >= 60) {
				finalCounter = 60;
				cutscene._alpha = 100;
				player._alpha = 0;
				cutscene.reverse1._alpha++;
				cutscene.cutscene_BG._alpha++;
				speedBar._y = 800;
				butten._y = 800;
				if (timer2 >= 550) {
					fadeToNewSong();
				}
			} else if (finalcounter < 3) {
				rectongle.gotoAndPlay(2);
			}
			if (EXP >= (Math.round(Math.pow(level, 1.5) * 200) + 12)) {
				level++;
				levelUp = true;
				speedAdd = speedAdd + 0.01;
			}
			if (_root.butten.counter <= 40) {
				rapidCounter2++;
				if (rapidCounter2 >= rapidCounter) {
					if (rapidfire < rapidfireMax) {
						rapidfire++;
						rapidCounter2 = 0;
					}
				}
			}
			_root.speedBar.speedText.text = Math.round(speed * 1000000);
			_root.speedBar.expText.text = EXP;
			_root.speedBar.level.text = level;
			toNextLevel = (Math.round(Math.pow(level, 1.5) * 200) + 12) - EXP;
			_root.speedBar.toNextLevel.text = toNextLevel;
			_root.speedBar.rapidfire._width = rapidfire;
			_root.speedBar.rapidfireOut._width = rapidfireMax + 3;
			_root.cursor._x = _xmouse;
			_root.cursor._y = _ymouse;
		}
		if (preloader1 == preloader2) {
			Loaded = true;
			pre.startbutten._x = 375;
			pre.startbutten._y = 270;
		}
		_root.pre.byte2.text = ((preloader1 + " / ") + preloader2) + " bytes loaded";
	};
Instance of Symbol 30 MovieClip "rectongle" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(55555550);
	lastframe = 200;
	this._alpha = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.speed > 299.74) {
		if (this._currentframe == 1) {
			this.gotoAndPlay(2);
		}
	}
	if (this._currentframe >= lastframe) {
		this._alpha = this._alpha + 0.5;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 34 MovieClip "player" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(500);
	_root.butten.swapDepths(501);
}
Instance of Symbol 108 MovieClip "speedBar" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(600);
}
Instance of Symbol 115 MovieClip "butten" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	function spawnShit() {
		_root.depth++;
		_root.attachMovie("shite", "shit" + _root.depth, _root.depth);
		_root["shit" + _root.depth]._x = 470;
		_root["shit" + _root.depth]._y = 187 + (Math.random() * 10);
		_root["shit" + _root.depth]._rotation = -30 - (Math.random() * 90);
		_root.speed = _root.speed + _root.speedAdd;
		_root.EXP = _root.EXP + _root.EXPAdd;
	}
	var counter = 0;
	var touchingCursor = false;
}
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
	if (_root.levelUp == false) {
		this.gotoAndStop(3);
		if (this.hitTest(_root.cursor)) {
			spawnShit();
			touchingCursor = true;
		} else {
			touchingCursor = false;
			this.gotoAndStop(1);
		}
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.levelUp == false) {
		if (this.hitTest(_root.cursor)) {
			this.gotoAndStop(2);
		} else {
			this.gotoAndStop(1);
		}
		if (touchingCursor == true) {
			counter++;
			this.gotoAndStop(3);
		}
		if (counter >= 48) {
			counter = 48;
			if (_root.rapidfire >= 1) {
				_root.rapidfire = _root.rapidfire - _root.rapidCounter3;
				spawnShit();
				counter = counter - _root.fireRate;
			}
		}
	}
}
onClipEvent (mouseUp) {
	this.gotoAndStop(1);
	touchingCursor = false;
	counter = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 135 MovieClip "pre" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(700);
}
Instance of Symbol 137 MovieClip "fade" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(750);
	counter = 0;
	incr = 1;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (this._currentframe == 2) {
		this._alpha = counter;
		counter = counter + incr;
	}
	if (counter >= 100) {
		this.gotoAndStop(3);
		_root.beginning = true;
		_root.pre.removeMovieClip();
	}
	if (this._currentframe == 3) {
		this._alpha = counter;
		counter = counter - incr;
	}
	if ((counter <= 0) and (this._currentframe == 3)) {
		this.removeMovieClip();
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 193 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.swapDepths(9000000000);
}
Symbol 14 MovieClip [shite] Frame 42
	this.removeMovieClip();
Symbol 21 MovieClip [soundclip] Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 25 MovieClip [star] Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 30 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 30 MovieClip Frame 201
	stop();
Symbol 57 MovieClip Frame 3
	if (_root.speed > 299.7) {
		this.play();
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	}
Symbol 57 MovieClip Frame 20
	stop();
Symbol 72 Button
on (rollOver) {
	_root.speedBar.levelup.description.text = "Increased stamina allows for longer duration of rapidfire. Also boosts recharge rate by ~10%";
}
on (release) {
	if (_root.stamina < 6) {
		_root.rapidfireMax = _root.rapidfireMax + 10;
		_root.rapidCounter--;
		_root.stamina++;
		_root.levelUp = false;
	} else {
		_root.speedBar.levelup.maxedout.a._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Symbol 76 Button
on (rollOver) {
	_root.speedBar.levelup.description.text = "Focus on improving colon strength to improve speed gained per boost by ~50%";
}
on (release) {
	if (_root.power < 10) {
		_root.speedAdd = _root.speedAdd * 1.5;
		_root.speedAdd = Math.round(_root.speedAdd * 1000) / 1000;
		_root.power++;
		_root.levelUp = false;
	} else {
		_root.speedBar.levelup.maxedout.b._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Symbol 80 Button
on (rollOver) {
	_root.speedBar.levelup.description.text = "Meditate and achieve inner peace by staring ahead of you into the infinite beyond. Doesn't improve any stats, but gain 2x Exp.\nCan only be used twice.";
}
on (release) {
	if (_root.meditation < 2) {
		_root.EXPAdd = _root.EXPAdd * 2;
		_root.meditation++;
		_root.levelUp = false;
	}
}
Symbol 85 Button
on (rollOver) {
	_root.speedBar.levelup.description.text = "Focus on improving muscle control to raise rate of fire by ~25%";
}
on (release) {
	if (_root.control < 3) {
		_root.fireRate--;
		_root.control++;
		_root.levelUp = false;
	} else {
		_root.speedBar.levelup.maxedout.c._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Symbol 89 Button
on (rollOver) {
	_root.speedBar.levelup.description.text = "Switch to a better brand of laxative for better results. Slows depletion of the rapidfire bar by about 40%, allowing for longer sustained acceleration.";
}
on (release) {
	if (_root.laxative < 4) {
		_root.laxative++;
		_root.rapidCounter3 = _root.rapidCounter3 * 0.6;
		_root.levelUp = false;
	} else {
		_root.speedBar.levelup.maxedout.d._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 91 MovieClip "e" in Symbol 92 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._alpha = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.meditation >= 2) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 91 MovieClip "d" in Symbol 92 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._alpha = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.laxative >= 4) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 91 MovieClip "c" in Symbol 92 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._alpha = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.control >= 3) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 91 MovieClip "b" in Symbol 92 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._alpha = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.power >= 10) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 91 MovieClip "a" in Symbol 92 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._alpha = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.stamina >= 6) {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
}
Symbol 98 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 98 MovieClip "levelup" in Symbol 108 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.levelUp == true) {
		this.gotoAndStop(2);
	} else {
		this.gotoAndStop(1);
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 105 MovieClip in Symbol 108 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._width = _root.butten.counter * 2.05;
}
Symbol 115 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 126 Button
on (release) {
	_root.pre.controls.text = "Your objective is to reach the speed of light by only using your own feces. \nControls - click the Take a Shit button to speed up. \nCan be held for rapid-fire.";
}
Symbol 130 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.fade._currentframe == 1) {
		_root.fade.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
}
Symbol 135 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 137 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	this._alpha = 0;
Instance of Symbol 188 MovieClip "character" in Symbol 191 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._rotation = -60;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 0.2;
}