Frame 1
	var lastRandomNumber = 0;
	var randomNumber = 1;
	var lastRandomNumber2 = 0;
	var randomNumber2 = 1;
	var lastRandomNumber3 = 0;
	var randomNumber3 = 1;
	var lastRandomNumber4 = 0;
	var randomNumber4 = 1;
	var lastRandomNumber5 = 0;
	var randomNumber5 = 1;
	var lastRandomNumber6 = 0;
	var randomNumber6 = 1;
	my_btn.onRelease = function () {
		var _local2 = new Array();
		_local2[0] = "Uhhhhh....";
		_local2[1] = "Well,";
		_local2[2] = "But";
		_local2[3] = "Umm..";
		_local2[4] = "Ya know,";
		_local2[5] = "Let me tell you,";
		_local2[6] = "Did you know that";
		_local2[7] = "Actually,";
		_local2[8] = "the thing is,";
		_local2[9] = "I think";
		_local2[10] = "Honestly,";
		_local2[11] = "I'm not sure, but";
		_local2[12] = "Let me think. Well";
		_local2[13] = "Seriously,";
		_local2[14] = "Don't you know?.";
		_local2[15] = "But why did";
		_local2[16] = "Don't change the subject!,";
		_local2[17] = "What happened is,";
		_local2[18] = "Here's the truth,";
		_local2[19] = "Stop Moaning!,";
		_local2[20] = "I don't know,";
		_local2[21] = "Well,";
		_local2[22] = "But";
		_local2[23] = "Umm..";
		_local2[24] = "Ya know,";
		_local2[25] = "Let me tell you,";
		_local2[26] = "Did you know that";
		_local2[27] = "Actually,";
		_local2[28] = "the thing is,";
		_local2[29] = "I think";
		_local2[30] = "Honestly,";
		_local2[31] = "I'm not sure, but";
		_local2[32] = "Let me think. Well";
		_local2[33] = "Seriously,";
		_local2[34] = "Don't you know?.";
		_local2[35] = "But why did";
		_local2[36] = "Don't change the subject!,";
		_local2[37] = "What happened is,";
		_local2[38] = "Here's the truth,";
		_local2[39] = "Stop Moaning!,";
		_local2[40] = "I don't know,";
		_local2[41] = "Well,";
		_local2[42] = "But";
		_local2[43] = "Umm..";
		_local2[44] = "Ya know,";
		_local2[45] = "Let me tell you,";
		_local2[46] = "Did you know that";
		_local2[47] = "Actually,";
		_local2[48] = "the thing is,";
		_local2[49] = "I think";
		_local2[50] = "Honestly,";
		i = _local2.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber6 = randomNumber6;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber6);
		randomNumber6 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber6);
		while (lastRandomNumber6 == randomNumber6) {
			randomNumber6 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber6);
		}
		trace(_local2[randomNumber6]);
		var _local1 = new Array();
		_local1[0] = "you";
		_local1[1] = "my Dad";
		_local1[2] = "my Uncle";
		_local1[3] = "those Australians";
		_local1[4] = "your Mom";
		_local1[5] = "your Grandparents";
		_local1[6] = "your Auntie";
		_local1[7] = "my auntie";
		_local1[8] = "my grandfather";
		_local1[9] = "my dog";
		_local1[10] = "my rabbit";
		_local1[11] = "my boyfriend";
		_local1[12] = "your boyfriend";
		_local1[13] = "your girlfriend";
		_local1[14] = "my neighbour";
		_local1[15] = "my three babies";
		_local1[16] = "my consciousness";
		_local1[17] = "your bad smell";
		_local1[18] = "your snore";
		_local1[19] = "my mom";
		_local1[20] = "my brain";
		_local1[21] = "your god";
		_local1[22] = "those Asians";
		_local1[23] = "your pet bird";
		_local1[24] = "your cat";
		_local1[25] = "your girrafe";
		_local1[26] = "your moderator";
		_local1[27] = "my manager";
		_local1[28] = "those African Americans";
		_local1[29] = "your boss";
		_local1[30] = "your wife";
		_local1[31] = "my car";
		_local1[32] = "my radio";
		_local1[33] = "my internet";
		_local1[34] = "my guardians";
		_local1[35] = "their king";
		_local1[36] = "your government";
		_local1[37] = "my bicycle";
		_local1[38] = "those Europeans";
		_local1[39] = "those Africans";
		_local1[40] = "those Americans";
		_local1[41] = "your fart";
		_local1[42] = "your fat";
		_local1[43] = "your chin";
		_local1[44] = "your cock";
		_local1[45] = "your college professor";
		_local1[46] = "your evil sister";
		_local1[47] = "your dead sister";
		_local1[48] = "my dead sister";
		_local1[49] = "your three babies";
		_local1[50] = "that instain mother";
		i = _local1.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber = randomNumber;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber);
		randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber);
		while (lastRandomNumber == randomNumber) {
			randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber);
		}
		trace(_local1[randomNumber]);
		var _local6 = new Array();
		_local6[0] = "kills me a little";
		_local6[1] = "drives me crazy,";
		_local6[2] = "licked me,";
		_local6[3] = "stroked me,";
		_local6[4] = "called me,";
		_local6[5] = "pounced me,";
		_local6[6] = "raped me,";
		_local6[7] = "kissed me,";
		_local6[8] = "slapped me,";
		_local6[9] = "ate me,";
		_local6[10] = "bite me,";
		_local6[11] = "fucks me,";
		_local6[12] = "peed on me,";
		_local6[13] = "barfed on me,";
		_local6[14] = "speaks Chinese";
		_local6[15] = "drives a car,";
		_local6[16] = "dominates the world,";
		_local6[17] = "farts,";
		_local6[18] = "dies,";
		_local6[19] = "sniffed my nuts,";
		_local6[20] = "lick my nuts,";
		_local6[21] = "punched my nuts,";
		_local6[22] = "gets on my nerve,";
		_local6[23] = "operates me,";
		_local6[24] = "neautralise me,";
		_local6[25] = "erased my memory,";
		_local6[26] = "deletes my porns,";
		_local6[27] = "restarts my computer,";
		_local6[28] = "steals my keyboard,";
		_local6[29] = "took my wallet,";
		_local6[30] = "gave me a bike,";
		_local6[31] = "stole my bike!,";
		_local6[32] = "humped my bike,";
		_local6[33] = "modify my car,";
		_local6[34] = "turns off the stereo,";
		_local6[35] = "said nothing,";
		_local6[36] = "is useless,";
		_local6[37] = "is evil";
		_local6[38] = "is unconscious";
		_local6[39] = "used me";
		_local6[40] = "woke me up,";
		_local6[41] = "lift me up,";
		_local6[42] = "banned me,";
		_local6[43] = "said that I'm fat,";
		_local6[44] = "said that I'm a bird,";
		_local6[45] = "said that I'm an idiot,";
		_local6[46] = "told me that I'm an idiot,";
		_local6[47] = "removed my penis,";
		_local6[48] = "sucked my nipple,";
		_local6[49] = "bite my ass,";
		_local6[50] = "speaks French,";
		i = _local6.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber2 = randomNumber2;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber2);
		randomNumber2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber2);
		while (lastRandomNumber2 == randomNumber2) {
			randomNumber2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber2);
		}
		trace(_local6[randomNumber2]);
		var _local5 = new Array();
		_local5[0] = "plead to me";
		_local5[1] = "asked me";
		_local5[2] = "fucked me";
		_local5[3] = "notifies me";
		_local5[4] = "reminds me";
		_local5[5] = "teach me";
		_local5[6] = "controlls me";
		_local5[7] = "orders me";
		_local5[8] = "humped me";
		_local5[9] = "posseses me";
		_local5[10] = "forced me";
		_local5[11] = "beg me";
		_local5[12] = "unwatched me";
		_local5[13] = "gives me an idea";
		_local5[14] = "taught me";
		_local5[15] = "encourages me";
		_local5[16] = "makes me realised how";
		_local5[17] = "nags about how";
		_local5[18] = "e-mailed me about how";
		_local5[19] = "sent me a link on how";
		_local5[20] = "wanted me";
		_local5[21] = "would love to see me";
		_local5[22] = "really likes me";
		_local5[23] = "told me";
		_local5[24] = "wished";
		_local5[25] = "paid me";
		_local5[26] = "rent me";
		_local5[27] = "bribed me";
		_local5[28] = "would kill me";
		_local5[29] = "dying";
		_local5[30] = "ordered me";
		_local5[31] = "really wanted me";
		_local5[32] = "seriously wanted me";
		_local5[33] = "don't really want";
		_local5[34] = "wouldn't mind";
		_local5[35] = "really wants";
		_local5[36] = "forced my best friend";
		_local5[37] = "told my aunt";
		_local5[38] = "told my dad";
		_local5[39] = "told my mom";
		_local5[40] = "told my cat";
		_local5[41] = "forced my cat";
		_local5[42] = "forced my grandma";
		_local5[43] = "wanted my grandma";
		_local5[44] = "wanted your grandma";
		_local5[45] = "forced my bird";
		_local5[46] = "screws people";
		_local5[47] = "burns trees";
		_local5[48] = "dug graves";
		_local5[49] = "threatens your mom";
		_local5[50] = "threatens my cat ";
		i = _local5.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber3 = randomNumber3;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber3);
		randomNumber3 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber3);
		while (lastRandomNumber3 == randomNumber3) {
			randomNumber3 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber3);
		}
		trace(_local5[randomNumber3]);
		var _local4 = new Array();
		_local4[0] = "lick";
		_local4[1] = "hump";
		_local4[2] = "help";
		_local4[3] = "murder";
		_local4[4] = "posess";
		_local4[5] = "rape";
		_local4[6] = "teach";
		_local4[7] = "sodomize";
		_local4[8] = "lift";
		_local4[9] = "hug";
		_local4[10] = "fix";
		_local4[11] = "modify";
		_local4[12] = "preach to";
		_local4[13] = "bathe";
		_local4[14] = "stroke";
		_local4[15] = "cumz on";
		_local4[16] = "roll over";
		_local4[17] = "crush";
		_local4[18] = "swallow";
		_local4[19] = "shake hands with";
		_local4[20] = "pee on";
		_local4[21] = "take a dump on";
		_local4[22] = "give blowjobs to";
		_local4[23] = "cook";
		_local4[24] = "saute";
		_local4[25] = "put prices on";
		_local4[26] = "throw shoes at";
		_local4[27] = "drives through";
		_local4[28] = "show middle finger to";
		_local4[29] = "ignites";
		_local4[30] = "snort on";
		_local4[31] = "operates on";
		_local4[32] = "neuters";
		_local4[33] = "shove my fist into";
		_local4[34] = "spit on";
		_local4[35] = "jumps with";
		_local4[36] = "throw cakes at";
		_local4[37] = "date with";
		_local4[38] = "rapes";
		_local4[39] = "make babies with";
		_local4[40] = "cook babies with";
		_local4[41] = "sing";
		_local4[42] = "bite";
		_local4[43] = "make fun of";
		_local4[44] = "laugh at";
		_local4[45] = "nags at";
		_local4[46] = "drown";
		_local4[47] = "glomp";
		_local4[48] = "yiff";
		_local4[49] = "eat";
		_local4[50] = "dispose";
		i = _local4.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber4 = randomNumber4;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber4);
		randomNumber4 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber4);
		while (lastRandomNumber4 == randomNumber4) {
			randomNumber4 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber4);
		}
		trace(_local4[randomNumber4]);
		var _local3 = new Array();
		_local3[0] = "my computer";
		_local3[1] = "my dog";
		_local3[2] = "my dad";
		_local3[3] = "my mom";
		_local3[4] = "your mom";
		_local3[5] = "your uncle";
		_local3[6] = "your dad";
		_local3[7] = "your dog";
		_local3[8] = "your aunt";
		_local3[9] = "my grandparents";
		_local3[10] = "your knee";
		_local3[11] = "your brain";
		_local3[12] = "the world";
		_local3[13] = "the lonely people";
		_local3[14] = "the homeless people";
		_local3[15] = "little kids";
		_local3[16] = "a pack of wolves";
		_local3[17] = "your horse";
		_local3[18] = "my classmate";
		_local3[19] = "your classmate";
		_local3[20] = "your wife";
		_local3[21] = "your mom's wife";
		_local3[22] = "your mom's father";
		_local3[23] = "my dad's son";
		_local3[24] = "your little penis";
		_local3[25] = "my parol officer";
		_local3[26] = "my little pony";
		_local3[27] = "my penis";
		_local3[28] = "my balls";
		_local3[29] = "my anus";
		_local3[30] = "my three babies!.";
		_local3[31] = "my car";
		_local3[32] = "my radio";
		_local3[33] = "my internet";
		_local3[34] = "my gmail account";
		_local3[35] = "my birthday cake";
		_local3[36] = "my best friend";
		_local3[37] = "my bicycle";
		_local3[38] = "chickens";
		_local3[39] = "rats";
		_local3[40] = "cows";
		_local3[41] = "some pokemons";
		_local3[42] = "few DVDs";
		_local3[43] = "an android";
		_local3[44] = "a couple of iPad";
		_local3[45] = "an iPhone";
		_local3[46] = "your iPod";
		_local3[47] = "few public phones";
		_local3[48] = "your phone";
		_local3[49] = "your cat";
		_local3[50] = "your tailhole";
		i = _local3.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber5 = randomNumber5;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber5);
		randomNumber5 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :" + randomNumber5);
		while (lastRandomNumber5 == randomNumber5) {
			randomNumber5 = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber5);
		}
		trace(_local3[randomNumber5]);
		rand_txt.text = (((((((((_local2[randomNumber6] + " ") + _local1[randomNumber]) + " ") + _local6[randomNumber2]) + " and ") + _local5[randomNumber3]) + " to ") + _local4[randomNumber4]) + " ") + _local3[randomNumber5];
	};
Symbol 17 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.sx70.dk");
}
Symbol 18 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.westend.dk");
}
Symbol 19 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.larsbro.dk");
}
Symbol 21 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.medieskolen.dk");
}
Symbol 25 MovieClip Frame 35
	stop();