Frame 1
var lastRandomNumber = 0;
var randomNumber = 1;
my_btn.onRelease = function () {
var _local1 = new Array();
_local1[0] = "My Internet Disconnected. cause it sucks";
_local1[1] = "My Internet Disconnected. cause it blows";
_local1[2] = "My Power Cord Disconnected. cause my cat bites it";
_local1[3] = "My Power Cord Disconnected. cause my cat humps it";
_local1[4] = "I Got distracted, Sorry";
_local1[5] = "It's 2 am here and I need my sleep";
_local1[6] = "It's 2 am here and I need my penis";
_local1[7] = "It's 2 am here and I need my fap";
_local1[8] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to help her";
_local1[9] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to sleep with her";
_local1[10] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to sleep with her sister";
_local1[11] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her husband";
_local1[12] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to sleep with her dog";
_local1[13] = "sorry, My uncle called me, and asked me to sleep with her aunt's dog";
_local1[14] = "sorry, My niece called me, and asked me to sleep with her power cord";
_local1[15] = "sorry, My grandma called me, and asked me to sleep with her frying pan";
_local1[16] = "sorry, My auntie called me, and asked me to sleep with her dog bowl";
_local1[17] = "sorry, My teacher called me, and asked me to fuck her";
_local1[18] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to fuck with her";
_local1[19] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to fuck with her sister";
_local1[20] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to fuck with her husband";
_local1[21] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to fuck with her dog";
_local1[22] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to fuck with her aunt's dog";
_local1[23] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to fuck with her power cord";
_local1[24] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to fuck with her frying pan";
_local1[25] = "sorry, My mom called me, and asked me to fuck with her dog bowl";
_local1[26] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to help her";
_local1[27] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her";
_local1[28] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her sister";
_local1[29] = "sorry, My guardian raped me, and asked me to sleep with her husband";
_local1[30] = "sorry, My Swimming Pool Teacher raped me, and asked me to sleep with her dog";
_local1[31] = "sorry, My pet dog raped me, and asked me to sleep with her aunt's dog";
_local1[32] = "sorry, My swimmer raped me, and asked me to sleep with her power cord";
_local1[33] = "sorry, My power cord raped me, and asked me to sleep with her frying pan";
_local1[34] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her dog bowl";
_local1[35] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck her";
_local1[36] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her";
_local1[37] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her sister";
_local1[38] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her husband";
_local1[39] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her dog";
_local1[40] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her aunt's dog";
_local1[41] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her power cord";
_local1[42] = "sorry, My mom's biological sister raped me, and asked me to fuck with her frying pan";
_local1[43] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her dog bowl";
_local1[44] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to help her";
_local1[45] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her";
_local1[46] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her sister";
_local1[47] = "sorry, My necrophiliac mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her husband";
_local1[48] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her dog";
_local1[49] = "sorry, My mom's sister raped me, and asked me to sleep with her aunt's dog";
_local1[50] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her power cord";
_local1[51] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her frying pan";
_local1[52] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to sleep with her dog bowl";
_local1[52] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck her";
_local1[54] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her";
_local1[55] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her sister";
_local1[56] = "sorry, My angel raped me, and asked me to fuck with her husband";
_local1[57] = "sorry, My penis raped me, and asked me to fuck with her dog";
_local1[58] = "sorry, My aunt's dog raped me, and asked me to fuck with her aunt's dog";
_local1[59] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her power cord";
_local1[60] = "sorry, My craiglist contact raped me, and asked me to fuck with her frying pan";
_local1[61] = "sorry, My mom raped me, and asked me to fuck with her dog bowl";
_local1[62] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to help him";
_local1[63] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to sleep with him";
_local1[64] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to sleep with his sister";
_local1[65] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with his husband";
_local1[66] = "sorry, Giganaut called me, and asked me to sleep with his dog";
_local1[67] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to sleep with his aunt's dog";
_local1[68] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to sleep with his power cord";
_local1[69] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to sleep with his frying pan";
_local1[70] = "sorry, My dad's son called me, and asked me to sleep with his dog bowl";
_local1[71] = "sorry, My dog called me, and asked me to fuck him";
_local1[72] = "sorry, My dad humped me, and asked me to fuck with him";
_local1[73] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to fuck with his sister";
_local1[74] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to fuck with his husband";
_local1[75] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to rim his dog's anus";
_local1[76] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to fist his aunt's dog";
_local1[77] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to fuck with his power cord";
_local1[78] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to fuck with his frying pan";
_local1[79] = "sorry, My dad called me, and asked me to fuck with his dog bowl";
_local1[80] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to help him";
_local1[81] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with him";
_local1[82] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with his sister";
_local1[83] = "sorry, My dad sniffs me, and asked me to sleep with his husband";
_local1[84] = "sorry, My dad buffs me, and asked me to sleep with his dog";
_local1[85] = "sorry, My dad heals me, and asked me to sleep with his aunt's dog";
_local1[86] = "sorry, My power cord raped me, and asked me to sleep with his power cord";
_local1[87] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with his frying pan";
_local1[88] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with his dog bowl";
_local1[89] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck his";
_local1[90] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his";
_local1[91] = "sorry, My rapist raped me, and asked me to fuck with his sister";
_local1[92] = "sorry, My suspect raped me, and asked me to fuck with his husband";
_local1[93] = "sorry, My manager swimmed with me, and asked me to fuck with his dog";
_local1[94] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his aunt's dog";
_local1[95] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his power cord";
_local1[96] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his frying pan";
_local1[97] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his dog bowl";
_local1[98] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to help him";
_local1[99] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with him";
_local1[100] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with his sister";
_local1[101] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with his husband";
_local1[102] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with his dog";
_local1[103] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to sleep with his aunt's dog";
_local1[104] = "sorry, My grandfather raped me, and asked me to sleep with his power cord";
_local1[105] = "sorry, My grandfather raped me, and asked me to sleep with his frying pan";
_local1[106] = "sorry, My grandfather's son raped me, and asked me to sleep with his dog bowl";
_local1[107] = "sorry, My dog raped me, and asked me to fuck him";
_local1[108] = "sorry, My cat raped me, and asked me to fuck with him";
_local1[109] = "sorry, My Lion King raped me, and asked me to fuck with his sister";
_local1[110] = "sorry, Nala raped me, and asked me to fuck with his husband";
_local1[111] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to play minecraft";
_local1[112] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his dog";
_local1[113] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his aunt's dog";
_local1[114] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his power cord";
_local1[115] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his frying pan";
_local1[116] = "sorry, My dad raped me, and asked me to fuck with his dog bowl";
_local1[117] = "I fall asleep on my keyboard";
_local1[118] = "I think i got aids";
_local1[119] = "I think I got herpes";
_local1[120] = "I think I got a powercord";
_local1[121] = "I think I am magnets";
_local1[122] = "I think your mom is a magnet";
_local1[123] = "I have so much work";
_local1[124] = "I have too many penis to handle";
_local1[125] = "I'm busy making some weird Flash App";
_local1[116] = "I think i swallowed a bolle of gin and cum";
_local1[126] = "I'm from America";
_local1[127] = "I have a world to save";
_local1[128] = "I have a cat to save";
_local1[129] = "I have a cat to fuck and sleep with";
_local1[130] = "My boyfriend think he's a powercord";
_local1[131] = "Sorry my boyfriend woke me up so i could fuck with my frying pan";
_local1[132] = "It's time to make another stupid submission";
_local1[133] = "I've spent so many time watching discovery channel";
_local1[134] = "I got an expensive mouse";
_local1[135] = "I got an inexpensive mouse";
_local1[136] = "MINECRAFT!";
_local1[137] = "DR DR DR DR DR DR";
_local1[138] = "SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY";
_local1[139] = "i think imma go to sleep now";
_local1[140] = "Sorry but my computer suddenly restarted";
_local1[141] = "DUDE I'm Sorry OKAY!";
_local1[142] = "I am joe and I smell like turnips";
_local1[143] = "I'm bust with Warcraft";
_local1[144] = "I'm busy with Power cords";
_local1[145] = "I'm bust with my pack of cigarettes";
_local1[146] = "m2epoi3jpr dfef woehjojwefwer43434 lfkweow4r wkefweowetwet";
_local1[147] = "*terminating system reboot*";
_local1[148] = "I'm using Mac";
_local1[149] = "I'm using Ipad";
_local1[150] = "sorry but i've spent loads of time playing with http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5205894";
i = _local1.length;
trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
lastRandomNumber = randomNumber;
trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber);
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
trace("randomNumber : " + randomNumber);
while (lastRandomNumber == randomNumber) {
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber);
}
trace(_local1[randomNumber]);
quotes_txt.text = _local1[randomNumber];
};
Symbol 20 Button
on (release) {
getURL ("http://www.sx70.dk");
}
Symbol 21 Button
on (release) {
getURL ("http://www.westend.dk");
}
Symbol 22 Button
on (release) {
getURL ("http://www.larsbro.dk");
}
Symbol 24 Button
on (release) {
getURL ("http://www.medieskolen.dk");
}
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 35
stop();
