swfchan: How to be an Animasa Model by SodaCat17.swf (info)

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How to be anANIMASA MODEL

by Rose

Starring Hatsune Miku

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Well congratulations. The user has just downloaded MikuMikuDance and as their inexperienced eyes look over the screen, (s)he loads you--their first ever MMD model--onto the stage.AND HOW KAWAII YOU ARE~! Instantly, you get posed crappily and the user takes a screenshot. Your picture is posted for all to see.

As time progresses, the user learns to turn off the grid and turn physicson. You are put into yet another crappy pose and posted. This timethe user has put a little more effort into your facial expression.Holy fuck, you might just explode seeing how kawaii you are.

More time has gone by. The user has discovered using pictures forthe background.They search Google Images and find you the most fucking kawaii pictureever.Also, they have discovered downloadable poses. SHIT GOT SRS.

You are now being posed with other models. Downloadable poses are for quitters, your user says.Hopefully hot ones... *sigh* Well, it's better than the Kaito one, you suppose.

YOU ARE SUCH A KAWAII DIVA AN--...What's this?Your user is exporting something into your home, titled 'Model'...No... NO... NO IT CANNOT BE! It is your time.. to get replaced..BY DOWNLOADABLE MODELS. We're talking Win 100%, Hetalia, TDA, the whole lot.

Nothing can explain the amount of rejection you feel right now.Oh the pain.

Snap. It's the only reasonable thing to do now. NO, you will not listen to anything else. You must snap, you decide.

Excellent. Surely you will be noticed now.

FUCK FUCK FUCKKITY FUCK FUCK. YOU ARE STILL  BEING IGNORED.Well. There is nothing you can do now but flip your hair and not carelike the perfect diva you are.

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