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25 Things You'd Love to Say at Work:

1. I can see your point, but I still think
you're full of crap.

2. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
smarter.

3. I see you've set aside this special time
to humiliate yourself in public.

4. I don't know what your problem is, but
I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once
you people learn to worship me.

6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has
visited us again...

7. I like you. You remind me of when I
was young and stupid.

8. You are validating my inherent mistrust
of strangers.

9. Does everyone visualize duct tape
over your mouth so early into the
conversation?

10. I will always cherish the initial
misconceptions I had about your being
competent.

11. Thank you. We're all refreshed and
challenged by your unique point of
view.

12. Any connection between your reality
and mine is purely coincidental.

13. What am I?... Flypaper for freaks!

14. And your cry-baby whiny-butt
opinion would be...?

15. Do I look like a people person?

16. I started out with nothing and still
have most of it left.

17. Sarcasm is just one more service we
offer.

18. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

19. Errors have been made. Others will
be blamed.

20. Whatever kind of look you were
going for, you missed.

21. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in
it?

22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

23. How about never? Is never good for
you?

24. The fact that no one understands
you doesn't mean you're an artist.

25. CHAOS, PANIC, & DISORDER - my
work here is done.

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