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Seen On A Bumper

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WeaselCircus
presents

Horn broken, watch for finger.

All men are idiots ... I married
their king.

The more you complain, the
longer God lets you live.

If at first you do succeed, try
not to look astonished.

Jesus is coming, everyone look
busy.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to
take what you've got.

I'm just driving this way to piss
you off.

Reality is a crutch for people who
can't handle drugs.

Jesus loves you... everyone else
thinks you're an jerk.

Laugh alone and the world thinks
you're an idiot.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just
wouldn't listen.

Itty-bitty cuddly bunnies... the
other white meat.

The gene pool could use a little
chlorine.

Your kid may be an honor student
but you're still an IDIOT!

It IS as BAD as you think, and
they ARE out to GET you!

Forget about World
Peace.....Visualize Using
Your Turn Signal!

Make it idiot proof and someone
will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last
thinks slowest.

Lottery: A tax on people
who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real
friends help you move bodies.

Puritanism: The haunting fear
that someone, somewhere
may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying
time between naps.

and finally...

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam
down my clothes!

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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam
down my clothes!

ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

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Symbol 9 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
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on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.weaselcircus.com", "_blank");
}
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on (release) {
	nextFrame();
}
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on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
}
Symbol 48 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.weaselcircus.com", "_blank");
}

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