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Frame 6780
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Frame 7125
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Symbol 14 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.zipperfish.com", "_blank");
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Symbol 19 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (3);
}
Symbol 22 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4);
}
Symbol 441 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (7124);
}
Symbol 450 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.zipperfish.com", "_blank");
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Symbol 457 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4);
}
Symbol 463 Button
on (release) {
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	linktitle = "You Are A Fucking Moron 11: Scientology";
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Symbol 470 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.sexsearch.com/4973", "_blank");
}
Symbol 476 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.zippercell.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 484 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.zipperfish.com/rants/time-article.php");
}
Symbol 485 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/", "_blank");
}
Symbol 486 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.xenu.net/roland-intro.html", "_blank");
}