Frame 1
	function TurnSubOn() {
		_root.subOn = 1;
		_root.subtitle._visible = true;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
	}
	function TurnSubOff() {
		_root.subOn = 0;
		_root.subtitle._visible = false;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
	}
	function UpdateSub() {
		if (subOn == 1) {
			_root.subtitle._visible = true;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
		} else {
			_root.subtitle._visible = false;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
		}
	}
	subOn = 1;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 10 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	totalFileSize = _root.getBytesTotal();
	this._rotation = -15;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	bytesLoaded = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	amountLoaded = bytesLoaded / totalFileSize;
	percentLoaded = int(60 * amountLoaded);
	this._rotation = percentLoaded;
	_root.bytesMessage = ((int(bytesLoaded / 1000) + "kb/") + int(totalFileSize / 1000)) + "kb";
	_root.iqMessage = int(100 - percentLoaded) + " I.Q.";
	if (amountLoaded >= 1) {
		_root.gotoAndStop("complete");
	}
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Frame 3
	UpdateSub();
Frame 237
	gotoAndPlay (247);
Frame 238
	UpdateSub();
Frame 246
	stop();
Frame 247
	UpdateSub();
Frame 499
	gotoAndPlay (538);
Frame 537
	gotoAndPlay (435);
Frame 538
	UpdateSub();
Frame 820
	UpdateSub();
Frame 1177
	stopAllSounds();
	stop();
Frame 1182
	stopAllSounds();
	stop();
Frame 1191
	UpdateSub();
Frame 1281
	gotoAndPlay (1171);
Frame 1296
	gotoAndPlay (1290);
Frame 1317
	gotoAndPlay (1300);
Frame 1325
	gotoAndPlay (1321);
Frame 1351
	gotoAndPlay (1290);
Frame 1354
	stopAllSounds();
	gotoAndPlay (1171);
Symbol 8 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/animalbabies", "_blank");
}
Symbol 21 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 27 Button
on (release) {
	if (subOn == 1) {
		TurnSubOff();
	} else {
		TurnSubOn();
	}
}
Symbol 32 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 42 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@umop.com");
}
Symbol 51 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (238);
}
Symbol 58 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (212);
}
Symbol 187 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (500);
}
Symbol 400 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1183);
}
Symbol 414 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1282);
}
Symbol 418 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 422 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1179);
}
Symbol 468 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1352);
}
Symbol 473 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1297);
}
Symbol 478 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1326);
}
Symbol 483 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1318);
}
Symbol 485 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1328);
}
Symbol 486 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1321);
}
Symbol 487 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1300);
}