Frame 1
	if (_framesloaded >= _totalframes) {
		readout = "";
		gotoAndPlay (5);
	} else {
		readout = "LOADING...";
	}
Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay(_currentframe - 1);
Frame 5
	readout = "";
	stop();
Frame 6
	function Slap(m, mf, sp, ss, h, so) {
		this.MC = m;
		this.maxFrames = mf;
		this.slapPoint = sp;
		this.soundPoint = ss;
		this.hasMoan = h;
		this.soundObj = so;
		this.frameCounter = 1;
		this.slapping = false;
		this.keySoundNum = 0;
	}
	function begin(snd) {
		if ((this.frameCounter == 1) || (this.frameCounter > this.slapPoint)) {
			resetAll();
			this.keySoundNum = snd;
			this.soundObj.stop();
			this.slapping = true;
			this.frameCounter = 1;
		}
	}
	function reset() {
		this.frameCounter = 1;
		eval (this.MC).gotoAndStop(this.frameCounter);
		this.slapping = false;
	}
	function main() {
		if (this.slapping) {
			this.frameCounter++;
			if (this.frameCounter > this.maxFrames) {
				this.reset();
			} else {
				if (this.frameCounter == this.soundPoint) {
					this.soundObj.start();
				} else if (this.hasMoan && (this.frameCounter == (this.soundPoint + 1))) {
					eval ("snd" + this.keySoundNum).start();
				}
				eval (this.MC).gotoAndStop(this.frameCounter + 1);
			}
		}
	}
	Slap.prototype.begin = begin;
	Slap.prototype.reset = reset;
	Slap.prototype.main = main;
Frame 7
	function Writer(s, v, h) {
		this.str = s;
		this.textvar = v;
		this.hasSound = h;
		this.counter = 0;
		this.max = this.str.length;
		this.blip = new Sound();
		this.blip.attachSound("blip");
		this.ting = new Sound();
		this.ting.attachSound("ting");
		this.delay = this.getDelay();
	}
	function getDelay() {
		return((getTimer() + int(Math.random() * 101)) + 49);
	}
	function write() {
		if (getTimer() > this.delay) {
			this.delay = this.getDelay();
			if (this.counter < this.max) {
				this.textvar.text = this.textvar.text + this.str.charAt(this.counter);
				if ((this.str.charCodeAt(this.counter) != 32) && (this.hasSound)) {
					this.blip.start();
				}
				this.counter++;
			} else if (this.counter == this.max) {
				if (this.hasSound) {
					this.ting.start();
				}
				this.counter++;
				return(0);
			}
		}
		return(1);
	}
	Writer.prototype.getDelay = getDelay;
	Writer.prototype.write = write;
Frame 8
	function resetAll() {
		slow.reset();
		fast.reset();
		pinch.reset();
		up.reset();
	}
	function resetSound() {
		i = 0;
		while (i < totalSounds) {
			eval ("snd" + i).stop();
			i++;
		}
	}
	function contains(k, what) {
		i = 0;
		while (i < what.length) {
			if (what.charCodeAt(i) == k) {
				return(true);
			}
			i++;
		}
		return(false);
	}
	function spell(what) {
		if (keyArray[keyArray.length - 1] != what.charCodeAt(what.length - 1)) {
			return(false);
		}
		var diff = (keyArray.length - what.length);
		i = keyArray.length - 1;
		while (i >= diff) {
			if (keyArray[i] != what.charCodeAt(i - diff)) {
				return(false);
			}
			i--;
		}
		return(true);
	}
	function shuffle() {
		i = 1;
		while (i < keyArray.length) {
			keyArray[i - 1] = keyArray[i];
			i++;
		}
		keyArray.pop();
	}
	function printArray() {
		var str = "";
		i = 0;
		while (i < keyArray.length) {
			str = str + String.fromCharCode(keyArray[i]);
			i++;
		}
		readout = str;
	}
	userHasStarted = false;
	typestate = 0;
	slowsound = new Sound();
	slowsound.attachSound("slowsound");
	fastsound = new Sound();
	fastsound.attachSound("fastsound");
	mrgrey = new Sound();
	mrgrey.attachSound("mrgreysound");
	fuck = new Sound();
	fuck.attachSound("fucksound");
	fart = new Sound();
	fart.attachSound("fartsound");
	pinchsound = new Sound();
	pinchsound.attachSound("pinchsound");
	upsound = new Sound();
	upsound.attachSound("upsound");
	totalSounds = 16;
	snd0 = new Sound();
	snd0.attachSound("snd1");
	snd1 = new Sound();
	snd1.attachSound("snd2");
	snd2 = new Sound();
	snd2.attachSound("snd3");
	snd3 = new Sound();
	snd3.attachSound("snd4");
	snd4 = new Sound();
	snd4.attachSound("snd5");
	snd5 = new Sound();
	snd5.attachSound("snd6");
	snd6 = new Sound();
	snd6.attachSound("snd7");
	snd7 = new Sound();
	snd7.attachSound("snd8");
	snd8 = new Sound();
	snd8.attachSound("snd9");
	snd9 = new Sound();
	snd9.attachSound("snd10");
	snd10 = new Sound();
	snd10.attachSound("snd11");
	snd11 = new Sound();
	snd11.attachSound("snd12");
	snd12 = new Sound();
	snd12.attachSound("snd13");
	snd13 = new Sound();
	snd13.attachSound("snd14");
	snd14 = new Sound();
	snd14.attachSound("snd15");
	snd15 = new Sound();
	snd15.attachSound("snd16");
	slow = new Slap(slapslowMC, 17, 3, 2, true, slowsound);
	fast = new Slap(slapfastMC, 9, 2, 2, true, fastsound);
	pinch = new Slap(pinchMC, 27, 5, 6, false, pinchsound);
	up = new Slap(upMC, 16, 10, 3, false, upsound);
	lastKey = 0;
	keyArray = [];
	myListener = new Object();
	myListener.onKeyDown = function () {
		currKey = Key.getCode();
		if (((currKey >= 65) && (currKey <= 90)) || (currKey == 32)) {
			userHasStarted = true;
			if (keyArray.length > 12) {
				shuffle();
			}
			keyArray.push(currKey);
			printArray();
			if ((spell("ANAL") || (spell("CUNT"))) || (spell("UPTHEGARY"))) {
				up.begin();
			} else if (spell("SECRETARY") || (spell("MRGREY"))) {
				resetSound();
				mrgrey.start();
			} else if (spell("FUCK") || (spell("SEX"))) {
				resetSound();
				fuck.start();
			} else if (spell("FART") || (spell("SHIT"))) {
				resetSound();
				fart.start();
			} else if (contains(currKey, "JKLM")) {
				pinch.begin(currKey);
			} else if (contains(currKey, "ABCDEFGHI")) {
				slow.begin(currKey - 65);
			} else if (contains(currKey, "NOPQRSTU")) {
				fast.begin(currKey - 70);
			} else if (contains(currKey, "VWXYZ")) {
				up.begin();
			}
		}
	};
	Key.addListener(myListener);
Frame 10
	slow.main();
	fast.main();
	pinch.main();
	up.main();
	if (!userHasStarted) {
		if (typestate == 0) {
			info.text = "";
			typer = new Writer("Start typing", info, true);
			typestate = 1;
		} else if (!typer.write()) {
			typestate = 0;
		}
	} else {
		info.text = "Start typing";
	}
Frame 11
	gotoAndPlay(_currentframe - 1);
Symbol 40 Button
on (release) {
	readout = "";
	gotoAndPlay(_currentframe + 1);
}
Symbol 41 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.secretarythemovie.co.uk/");
}
Symbol 76 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 131 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 150 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 183 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();