STORY LOOP FURRY PORN GAMES C SERVICES [?] [R] RND POPULAR | Archived flashes: 228096 |
/disc/ · /res/ — /show/ · /fap/ · /gg/ · /swf/ | P0001 · P2561 · P5121 |
This is the info page for Flash #195648 |
www.humortadela.com.br |
Piada Animada |
Piada Animada |
"Repente do terror" |
"Repente do terror" |
Play! |
Eu sou o mestre do terror! |
Sou destemido, |
do mundo sou inimigo, |
tomo tiro e sobrevivo, |
sou vaso ruim de quebrar! |
Tu não é de nada, rapá! |
Anh? |
Sô mais valente, |
como churrasco de gente, |
nem armado até os dente |
consegue me assassinar! |
Ahhhh! |
Você é um monstro fracassado, |
acabado, coitado... |
Vou dar o recado, |
vê se consegue entender! |
Até o Chuck, o brinquedo assassino, |
aquele menino franzino |
bota você pra correr! |
Cala essa boca enrugada, Freddy, |
você não é de nada, já passou da |
hora de se aposentar! |
Você não passa de um fajuto, |
chama um substituto que você |
já deu o que tinha que dar! |
Não me provoca, |
vê se volta pra sua toca, |
sujeitinho idiota senão |
vou te arrebentar! |
Com essa máscara parece o Mister M, |
quando eu te pegar cê geme, |
até a mamãe tu vai chamar! |
Cê tá viajando, Freddy, |
quando eu te pegar tu pede |
água, o negócio fica feio pro teu lado! |
Pensando bem com |
essa cara de filhote |
de cruz-credo ficar mais feio que isso |
é embaçado! |
Seu mascarado, seu patife, |
você passou do limite |
agora a minha fúria cê vai conhecer! |
Cê tá brincando, |
me deixou aqui bufando, |
agora vai se preparando, |
cara, você vai morrer! |
Não tenho medo, já tomei tiro, facada, |
porrada, pancada e nada |
de neguinho me deter! |
Quando eu morro, logo logo eu |
ressuscito então me diz |
por que é que eu teria medo de você? |
Então agora tu vai ver! |
Ahhhhhhh! |
Ehhhhh! |
Mas que patético, |
vocês dois me dão pena, |
só aparecem no cinema, |
matando de mentirinha! |
Mas que ridículo, |
até trouxe o meu currículo |
pra ver se eu também posso entrar |
nessa briguinha! |
Ahhh! |
Ohhh! |
Hummm... Que boa idéia! |
Acho que vou fazer terror |
no cinema! |
Envie essa animação para um amigo! |
Texto, vozes, barulhos e ruídos: Paulo Faiock Animação, riscos e rabiscos: Baltazar Paprocki |
Voltar! |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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Instance Names
"Barra" | Frame 1 | Symbol 12 MovieClip |
"Barra" | Frame 1 | Symbol 12 MovieClip |
Special Tags
Protect (24) | Timeline Frame 1 | 0 bytes "" |
Labels
"Start animacao" | Frame 11 |
Dynamic Text Variables
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strmensagem | Symbol 11 EditableText | "" |
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