STORY LOOP FURRY PORN GAMES C SERVICES [?] [R] RND POPULAR | Archived flashes: 228027 |
/disc/ · /res/ — /show/ · /fap/ · /gg/ · /swf/ | P0001 · P2560 · P5119 |
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L O A D I N G % |
Huhhhh--He--ello |
Ewww, that breath! |
Your breath smells like garlic |
like ass |
a dumpster |
a toilet |
a turd, turd! |
Please don’t say a word! |
Your breath smells like onions |
like armpits |
fish heads |
rotten eggs |
You really need some Certs! |
A tic tac |
binaca |
a gallon of Listerine! |
Altoids |
breath mints |
and maybe gasoline! |
gasoline |
Your breath could peel off paint |
Make a gator faint |
Raise the smog alert |
Scare worms out of the dirt |
Your breath could flush out Osama |
Make a skunk slap his mama |
Fumigate a high-rise |
And make an onion cry! |
Your breath smells like dirty socks, |
Like the kitty’s litter box, |
Like a wound, infected pus |
Like someone forgot to flush! |
YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE: Cigarette butts soaked in beer mixed with a fifty year old duck egg buried under the outhouse smothered in raw onions and sprinkled with limburger cheese and coated in salmon oil it smells like a cattle drive, like a Sumo wrestler's locker room, 500 porta potties after NASCAR mixed with cat spray and rotting garbage! |
In other words? |
Your breath is atrocious! |
SOMEone you know needs to watch this cartoon! |
(and if you can't think of anyone then it was probably you!) |
play again? |
play again? |
click here to send this cartoon |
click here to send this cartoon |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
Frame 1loadMovieNum ("intro.swf", 2);Frame 2percent_loaded = 1; total_frames = 35; value = 13; LOADED_FRAME = 3;Frame 3if (Number(percent_loaded) >= 100) { gotoAndPlay (6); }Frame 4ifFrameLoaded (LOADED_FRAME) { percent_loaded = int((LOADED_FRAME * 100) / total_frames); LOADED_FRAME = Number(LOADED_FRAME) + 1; setProperty("/BAR", _xscale , percent_loaded * value); }Frame 5gotoAndPlay ("preloader");Frame 6gotoAndPlay (7); unloadMovieNum (2);Frame 1662gotoAndPlay ("loop");Symbol 148 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndPlay ("start"); }Symbol 152 Buttonon (release) { getURL ("javascript:referral();"); }
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Instance Names
"BAR" | Frame 3 | Symbol 2 MovieClip |
Labels
"preloader" | Frame 3 |
"start" | Frame 7 |
"loop" | Frame 1517 |
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