Combined Code
frame 1 {
function deadClick() {}
function gotoMySite() {
getURL('http://www.forkheads.net/index.php', '_blank');
}
var myMenu = new ContextMenu();
myMenu.hideBuiltInItems();
var copyrightNotice = new ContextMenuItem('You didn\'t think... it was gonna be that easy, huh?', deadClick);
copyrightNotice.separatorBefore = true;
var mySiteLink = new ContextMenuItem('Lol, Forkheads', gotoMySite);
mySiteLink.separatorBefore = true;
myMenu.customItems.push(mySiteLink, copyrightNotice);
_root.menu = myMenu;
}
frame 1 {
bytes_loaded = Math.round(_root.getBytesLoaded());
bytes_total = Math.round(_root.getBytesTotal());
getPercent = bytes_loaded / bytes_total;
_root.loadBar._width = getPercent * 133;
_root.loadText = Math.round(getPercent * 100) + '% of 6.2Mb.';
if (bytes_loaded == bytes_total) {
_root.gotoAndStop(3);
}
}
movieClip 8 {
}
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frame 2 {
gotoAndPlay(1);
}
frame 3 {
_root.loadText = 'All done!';
stop();
}
button 19 {
on (press) {
play();
}
}
frame 4 {
health = -100;
maxhealth = -100;
magicgood = 0;
magicgoodcount = 'Magic Good: ' + magicgood + '';
sanity = 50;
maxsanity = 100;
stop();
tradequestinslot1 = 0;
slot2 = 0;
slot3 = 0;
slot4tradequest2 = 0;
slot5tradequest3 = 0;
slot6rareVHS = 0;
introtoconveniencestore = 0;
boughteyes = 0;
BUSINIT = 0;
parpolinabox = 0;
tradequestinslot1 = 0;
ASBSWAP = 0;
WALPURGISSWAP = 0;
badboneyes = 0;
buspassyes = 0;
watamoteloli = 0;
tradequestinslot4 = 0;
tatteredscroll = 0;
dumpsterojj = 0;
rapetentacle = 0;
sirtentacleswap = 0;
necronomiconget = 0;
negiswap = 0;
greatwill = 0;
boughtjar1 = 0;
rainbowdyeGET = 0;
scaryyotsuba = 0;
busterswordGET = 0;
mikkael = 0;
stonegauntlet = 0;
elsedononoquest = 0;
sadako = 0;
diamondisotope = 0;
VHSTapeget = 0;
psychobitch = 0;
draculoli = 0;
rolfisrolf = 0;
coffeecoffee = 0;
fluffcoquest = 0;
spaceshopop = 0;
reactorget = 0;
coketitsgoog = 0;
loliparpolisastory = 0;
drtentacle = 0;
gothloliis = 0;
hakase = 0;
sakurano = 0;
afhisafh = 0;
summonbore = 0;
brothloli = 0;
kimuragogo = 0;
eva = 0;
mcslutiscount = 0;
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 0;
fuckthecredits = 0;
reggins = 0;
}
frame 4 {
if (fuckthecredits == 1) {
_root.skipthismovie.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
_root.skipthismovie.gotoAndStop(1);
}
}
movieClip 23 {
}
movieClip 24 {
}
button 29 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
}
}
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button 35 {
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('HORYSHITTUSKIPPU');
}
}
movieClip 36 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
movieClip 44 {
}
frame 37 {
stopAllSounds();
}
button 87 {
on (release) {
nextFrame();
}
}
button 123 {
on (release) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_downtown');
_root.mp3player.gotoAndStop(3);
}
}
frame 71 {
zonelocation = 'Northwoods Bus Stop';
}
button 129 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Northwoods Central';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_central');
}
}
button 133 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Take you for a ride...';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('BUSINIT_CHECKSTART');
}
}
movieClip 137 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
button 143 {
on (press) {
stopAllSounds();
_root.mp3player.gotoAndStop(2);
}
}
button 144 {
on (press) {
stopAllSounds();
_root.mp3player.gotoAndStop(3);
}
}
button 148 {
on (press) {
stopAllSounds();
_root.mp3player.gotoAndStop(1);
}
}
movieClip 151 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
movieClip 156 {
}
movieClip 157 {
}
movieClip 159 {
frame 2 {
bar2dat = Math.round(_root.sanity);
bar2full = Math.round(_root.maxsanity);
getBar2Percent = bar2dat / bar2full;
_root.sanitybar._width = getBar2Percent * 86;
if (_root.sanity <= 0) {
stopAllSounds();
_root.gotoAndStop('insanity_DIE');
}
bar1dat = Math.round(_root.health);
bar1full = Math.round(_root.maxhealth);
getBar1Percent = bar1dat / bar1full;
_root.healthbar._width = getBar1Percent * 86;
_root.magicgoodcount = 'Magic Good: ' + _root.magicgood + '';
}
}
movieClip 166 {
}
button 169 {
on (press) {
_root.clip_inventory.gotoAndStop(2);
}
}
movieClip 179 {
}
movieClip 184 {
}
movieClip 188 {
}
movieClip 191 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
movieClip 194 {
}
movieClip 197 {
}
movieClip 200 {
}
movieClip 201 {
}
button 204 {
on (rollOver) {
if (_root.tradequestinslot1 == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot1 == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A jar of Saiyan Eyes. They\'re moving.';
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot1 == 2) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A large bone of obscene nature. It stinks.';
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot1 == 3) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'BAKUGASUBAKUHATSU! This bus pass will last.';
}
}
}
}
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
}
}
button 205 {
on (rollOver) {
if (_root.slot3 == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
} else {
if (_root.slot3 == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A jar of drool. Click to use.';
}
}
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
}
on (press) {
_root.clip_inventory.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
_root.slot3 = 0;
_root.sanity += 20;
}
}
button 206 {
on (rollOver) {
if (_root.slot6rareVHS == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
} else {
if (_root.slot6rareVHS == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A shimmering, jagged diamond. Isotope 2.';
} else {
if (_root.slot6rareVHS == 2) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'An old VHS tape with an unreadable label.';
}
}
}
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
}
}
button 207 {
on (rollOver) {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
} else {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A bottle of an unusual, bright rainbow dye.';
} else {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 2) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A giant sword. Big is not an adequate word.';
} else {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 3) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'An unusual gauntlet that you don\'t want to wear.';
} else {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 4) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
}
}
}
}
}
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
}
}
button 208 {
on (rollOver) {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A torn page from a profane spellbook.';
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 2) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A wriggling, pulsating tentacle.';
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 3) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A book bount in tanned human skin.';
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 4) {
root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(2);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = 'A weird, weird contraption... it cost a lot.';
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 5) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot4.gotoAndStop(6);
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.clip_inventory.Textbox.gotoAndStop(1);
_root.clip_inventory.inventorytextblurbGG = '';
}
}
button 211 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
}
}
movieClip 212 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
frame 2 {
if (_root.tradequestinslot1 == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot1.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot1 == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot1.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot1 == 2) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot1.gotoAndStop(3);
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot1 == 3) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot1.gotoAndStop(4);
}
}
}
}
if (_root.slot3 == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot3.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
if (_root.slot3 == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot3.gotoAndStop(2);
}
}
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot4.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot4.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 2) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot4.gotoAndStop(3);
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 3) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot4.gotoAndStop(4);
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 4) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot4.gotoAndStop(5);
} else {
if (_root.tradequestinslot4 == 5) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot4.gotoAndStop(6);
}
}
}
}
}
}
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot5.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot5.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 2) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot5.gotoAndStop(3);
} else {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 3) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot5.gotoAndStop(4);
} else {
if (_root.slot5tradequest3 == 4) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot5.gotoAndStop(5);
}
}
}
}
}
if (_root.slot6rareVHS == 0) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot6.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
if (_root.slot6rareVHS == 1) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot6.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
if (_root.slot6rareVHS == 2) {
_root.clip_inventory.inventory_slot6.gotoAndStop(3);
}
}
}
}
}
frame 72 {
if (BUSINIT == 0) {
gotoAndStop('BUSTRUENINIT0');
} else {
if (BUSINIT == 1) {
gotoAndStop('BUSAGAINNO');
} else {
if (BUSINIT == 2) {
gotoAndStop('BUSGOAHEAD');
}
}
}
}
button 216 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
}
}
frame 74 {
if (buspassyes == 1) {
gotoAndStop('BUSSHOWTICKETINIT');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 75 {
BUSINIT = 1;
}
button 220 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_busstop');
}
}
frame 78 {
if (buspassyes == 1) {
gotoAndStop('BUSSHOWTICKETINIT');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 82 {
BUSINIT = 2;
}
frame 83 {
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 0;
}
frame 84 {
randomwar = random(6) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'The bus trundles along the innards of a great beast for most of this trip. After what feels like forever, the creature spits the bus out and you arrive at Fuck Land Bus Stop...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'The bus drifts through several unrelated places, including a sewer, a swimming pool, a dump, a brothel and other places that made you retch. At the end, you arrive at Fuck Land Bus Stop...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'The bus runs off a chasm and falls into the lightless depths of this deep-sea trench. Just as you think the windows will breach, you arrive at Fuck Land Bus Stop...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = 'The bus suddenly lurches off into the sky, and after going from 0 to 88 mph several times, it lands in Fuckland\'s Bus stop, and that\'s where you get off...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
stringtext = 'The bus suddenly sprouts a large drill and smashes into the road, drilling a hole in the ground. You are barely able to withstand the vibrations of drilling through the ground when the bus emerges in Fuckland\'s Bus stop, and that\'s where you get off...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 6) {
stringtext = 'The bus gains two rocket engines and speeds down the highway. You spend most of the time being pressed into the seat by sheer G-force. At last, the trip ends as the bus stops in Fuckland\'s Bus stop, and that\'s where you get off...';
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
button 230 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_busstop');
}
}
frame 91 {
zonelocation = 'Northwoods Central';
}
button 233 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Northwoods Bus Stop';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_busstop');
}
}
button 234 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To the Bone Pit';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_bonepit');
}
}
button 235 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To the Lava Fields';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_lavafield');
}
}
button 236 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Northwoods NStreet';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_NorthStreet');
}
}
button 237 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Northwoods Westway';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_Wstreet');
}
}
frame 107 {
zonelocation = 'Bone Pit';
}
button 243 {
on (press) {
if (_root.ASBSWAP == 0) {
gotoAndStop('ASBINIT');
} else {
if (_root.ASBSWAP == 1) {
gotoAndStop('ASBSECONDARYINIT');
} else {
if (_root.ASBSWAP == 2) {
gotoAndStop('ASBREWARDAGAIN');
}
}
}
}
}
button 244 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_central');
}
}
frame 115 {
_root.ASBSWAP = 1;
}
button 258 {
on (press) {
if (boughteyes == 0) {
nextFrame();
} else {
if (boughteyes == 1) {
gotoAndStop('ASB_ITEMFETCHED');
}
}
}
}
button 260 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_bonepit');
}
}
frame 128 {
_root.ASBSWAP = 2;
}
frame 129 {
_root.magicgood += 20;
}
frame 129 {
tradequestinslot1 = 2;
badboneyes = 1;
}
button 279 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_bonepit');
}
}
button 282 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
}
}
button 286 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('ASBPORNREWARD');
}
}
frame 137 {
zonelocation = 'Lava Field';
}
movieClip 290 {
}
button 291 {
on (press) {
if (mikkael == 0) {
gotoAndStop('mikkael1');
} else {
if (mikkael == 1) {
gotoAndStop('mikkael2');
} else {
if (mikkael == 2) {
gotoAndStop('mikkaelreward1');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 141 {
mikkael = 1;
}
frame 143 {
if (_root.busterswordGET == 1) {
mikkael = 2;
gotoAndStop('mikkaelswordsee');
} else {
stop();
}
}
button 303 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_lavafield');
}
}
frame 148 {
if (_root.busterswordGET == 1) {
mikkael = 2;
gotoAndStop('mikkaelswordsee');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 160 {
stonegauntlet = 1;
slot5tradequest3 = 3;
}
frame 162 {
_root.magicgood += 20;
}
button 329 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_lavafield');
}
}
button 336 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('mikkaelreward2');
}
}
frame 176 {
zonelocation = 'Northwoods North Street';
}
button 339 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To rundown shack';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_rundownshack');
}
}
button 340 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To suburban cottage';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_cottage');
}
}
button 341 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To fancy mansion';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_mansion');
}
}
frame 188 {
zonelocation = 'Rundown, filthy shack.';
}
button 346 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_NorthStreet');
}
}
button 349 {
on (press) {
if (psychobitch == 0) {
nextFrame();
} else {
if (psychobitch == 1) {
gotoAndStop('psychobitchagain');
} else {
if (psychobitch == 2) {
gotoAndStop('PBEEREWARDAGAIN');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 193 {
if (psychobitch == 0) {
stringtext = 'True, depressing but true... at least you look like a retard who don\'t know shit about jars.';
} else {
if (psychobitch == 1) {
stringtext = 'Back again? You cannot defeat the power of the jars!';
} else {
if (psychobitch == 2) {
stringtext = 'WHY';
}
}
}
}
frame 194 {
psychobitch = 1;
}
button 363 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('PBWRONG');
stringtext = 'BZZZT WRONG! ARE YOU RETARDED, RETARD?!';
}
}
button 364 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('PsychoBITCHAOK');
}
}
button 365 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('PBWRONG');
stringtext = 'BZZZT WRONG! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!';
}
}
frame 199 {
randomwar = random(3) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Psycho bitch force-feeds you a wheelbarrow of dicks! You lose 5 sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Psycho bitch smashes an abacus into your skull! You lose 5 sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'Psycho bitch rips out one of your ribs! You lose 5 sanity points!';
}
}
}
sanity -= 5;
}
button 371 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_rundownshack');
}
}
frame 202 {
psychobitch = 2;
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 378 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_rundownshack');
}
}
button 381 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
prevFrame();
}
}
frame 208 {
zonelocation = 'Classic Cottage';
}
movieClip 385 {
}
movieClip 386 {
}
button 387 {
on (press) {
if (watamoteloli == 0) {
gotoAndStop('watamotelolitry1');
} else {
if (watamoteloli == 1) {
gotoAndStop('watamotelolitry2more');
} else {
if (watamoteloli == 2) {
gotoAndStop('watamotelolirewardagain');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 211 {
watamoteloli = 1;
}
button 397 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('watamotelolitrivia');
}
}
button 401 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('cottageloliWRONG');
}
}
button 402 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('ciottageloliWIN');
}
}
frame 222 {
randomwar = random(5) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Creepy loli proceeds to pluck out several of your tentacles. (5 sanity points lost!)';
sanity -= 5;
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
sanity -= 5;
stringtext = 'Creepy loli stabs you in the dick! (5 sanity points lost!)';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
sanity -= 5;
stringtext = 'Creepy loli forces you to attend one of her tea parties! (5 sanity points lost!)';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
sanity -= 5;
stringtext = 'Creepy loli bites your nutsack! (5 sanity points lost!)';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
sanity -= 5;
stringtext = 'Creepy loli collars you and forces you to crawl on all fours around her house! (5 sanity points lost!)';
}
}
}
}
}
}
button 408 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_cottage');
}
}
frame 225 {
watamoteloli = 2;
}
frame 226 {
tradequestinslot4 = 1;
tatteredscroll = 1;
}
button 412 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
}
}
button 415 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
}
button 418 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_cottage');
}
}
button 420 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
}
}
frame 232 {
zonelocation = 'Ye olde Mansion';
}
movieClip 424 {
}
button 425 {
on (press) {
if (draculoli == 0) {
gotoAndStop('draculoli1');
} else {
if (draculoli == 1) {
gotoAndStop('draculoli2');
} else {
if (draculoli == 2) {
gotoAndStop('draculoli3');
}
}
}
}
}
movieClip 429 {
}
frame 239 {
if (draculoli == 0) {
stringtext = 'So yeah, lets play a quick pop-quiz! You win, I\'ll suck you off, you lose, I\'m gonna do some K-RAZY shit to ya!';
} else {
if (draculoli == 1) {
stringtext = 'Back again, small-time? You\'ve got guts, for a peasant! Well, I\'ll give you another chance. Same rules apply! Pop-quiz GO!';
}
}
}
frame 240 {
draculoli = 1;
}
button 440 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('DRACUWRONG');
stringtext = 'You pathetic, limp, frail piece of cockwaggling shit! I\'ll fuck your shit up!';
}
}
button 441 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('loliculawin');
}
}
button 442 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('DRACUWRONG');
stringtext = 'I knew you were a lowborn perv wannabe! Now it\'s punishment time!';
}
}
frame 245 {
randomwar = random(3) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Draculoli throatfucks you with a chainsaw! You lose 5 sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Draculoli smashes her fist up your anus! You lose 5 sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'Draculoli rips out one of your tongues and anally violates you with it! You lose 5 sanity points!';
}
}
}
sanity -= 5;
}
button 448 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_NorthStreet');
}
}
frame 247 {
draculoli = 2;
}
button 451 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
_root.magicgood += 100;
}
}
button 454 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_mansion');
}
}
frame 252 {
zonelocation = 'Northwoods Westway';
}
button 458 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Northwoods Downtown';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_downtown');
}
}
frame 267 {
zonelocation = 'Northwoods Downtown';
}
frame 267 {
stop();
}
button 461 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To ???';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
if (mcsluthouseCHECKNOT == 1) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_McSlutnothere');
} else {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_forgotten');
}
}
}
button 462 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Residential';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_residential');
}
}
button 463 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Convenience Store';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_conveniencestore');
}
}
frame 283 {
zonelocation = 'Forgotten Home';
}
frame 283 {
if (mcslutiscount == 0) {
gotoAndStop('chatmcslutinit');
} else {
if (mcslutiscount == 1) {
gotoAndStop('coffeemcslutinit');
} else {
if (mcslutiscount == 2) {
gotoAndStop('massagemcslutinit');
} else {
if (mcslutiscount == 3) {
gotoAndStop('bathcslutinit');
} else {
if (mcslutiscount == 4) {
gotoAndStop('bjmcslutinit');
} else {
if (mcslutiscount == 5) {
gotoAndStop('mcslutendingEX');
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
button 466 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_downtown');
}
}
button 471 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('mcslutchatgo');
}
}
button 472 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
}
}
button 476 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_downtown');
}
}
frame 289 {
mcslutiscount = 1;
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 1;
sanity += 5;
}
button 482 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('mcslutcoffeego');
}
}
frame 298 {
mcslutiscount = 2;
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 1;
sanity += 5;
}
button 493 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('mcslutmassagego');
}
}
frame 309 {
mcslutiscount = 3;
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 1;
}
frame 316 {
sanity += 5;
}
button 513 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('mcslutbathgo');
}
}
frame 329 {
mcslutiscount = 4;
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 1;
}
movieClip 524 {
}
frame 337 {
sanity += 5;
}
button 545 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('mcslutbjgo');
}
}
frame 356 {
mcslutiscount = 5;
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 1;
}
movieClip 554 {
}
movieClip 555 {
}
movieClip 558 {
}
movieClip 561 {
}
frame 363 {
sanity += 5;
}
movieClip 563 {
}
frame 371 {
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 0;
}
button 574 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('barpopol');
}
}
frame 407 {
zonelocation = 'Northwoods Residential';
}
button 580 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Northwoods Downtown';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_downtown');
}
}
button 581 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Floating Box';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res3');
}
}
button 582 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Shattered Hole';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res2');
}
}
button 583 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Bleeding Orifice';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res1');
}
}
movieClip 585 {
}
movieClip 587 {
}
button 588 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('greatwillinit');
}
}
frame 408 {
if (greatwill == 1) {
gotoAndStop('greatwillagain');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 410 {
greatwill = 1;
}
frame 413 {
play();
}
frame 454 {
stop();
}
button 606 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('greatresetGO');
}
}
button 611 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_residential');
}
}
frame 471 {
health = -100;
maxhealth = -100;
magicgood = 0;
magicgoodcount = 'Magic Good: ' + magicgood + '';
sanity = 50;
maxsanity = 100;
stop();
tradequestinslot1 = 0;
slot2 = 0;
slot3 = 0;
slot4tradequest2 = 0;
slot5tradequest3 = 0;
slot6rareVHS = 0;
introtoconveniencestore = 0;
boughteyes = 0;
BUSINIT = 0;
parpolinabox = 0;
tradequestinslot1 = 0;
ASBSWAP = 0;
WALPURGISSWAP = 0;
badboneyes = 0;
buspassyes = 0;
watamoteloli = 0;
tradequestinslot4 = 0;
tatteredscroll = 0;
dumpsterojj = 0;
rapetentacle = 0;
sirtentacleswap = 0;
necronomiconget = 0;
negiswap = 0;
greatwill = 0;
boughtjar1 = 0;
rainbowdyeGET = 0;
scaryyotsuba = 0;
busterswordGET = 0;
mikkael = 0;
stonegauntlet = 0;
elsedononoquest = 0;
sadako = 0;
diamondisotope = 0;
VHSTapeget = 0;
psychobitch = 0;
draculoli = 0;
rolfisrolf = 0;
coffeecoffee = 0;
fluffcoquest = 0;
spaceshopop = 0;
reactorget = 0;
coketitsgoog = 0;
loliparpolisastory = 0;
drtentacle = 0;
gothloliis = 0;
hakase = 0;
sakurano = 0;
afhisafh = 0;
summonbore = 0;
brothloli = 0;
kimuragogo = 0;
eva = 0;
mcslutiscount = 0;
mcsluthouseCHECKNOT = 0;
fuckthecredits = 0;
reggins = 0;
gotoAndStop('northwoods_downtown');
}
frame 475 {
zonelocation = 'Bleeding Orifice';
}
button 617 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('northwoods_residential');
}
}
movieClip 619 {
}
button 620 {
on (press) {
if (rolfisrolf == 0) {
gotoAndStop('rolf1');
} else {
if (rolfisrolf == 1) {
gotoAndStop('rolf2');
} else {
if (rolfisrolf == 2) {
gotoAndStop('rolf3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 480 {
if (rolfisrolf == 0) {
stringtext = 'FUCK YOU I AIN\'T COOLING SHIT! NOW I WILL TEST YOUR INTELLIGENCE AN\' STUFF. TRIVIA TEST GO!';
} else {
if (rolfisrolf == 1) {
stringtext = 'LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, FREAK-BOY! SO I ASKETH ONCE AGIN...';
}
}
}
frame 482 {
rolfisrolf = 1;
}
button 630 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('YELLINGWRONG');
stringtext = 'YOU STUPID OLD COW! NOW I WILL MAKE YOU EAT THIS WHOLE BUCKET OF CRABS! THE SEXUAL KIND!';
}
}
button 631 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('rolfright');
}
}
frame 485 {
randomwar = random(3) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'She forces you to eat a bucket full of sexual crabs! The orgy in your stomach breaks your mind a bit! You\'ve lost 5 Sanity Points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'She puts you in a chokehold and jams you headfirst in her nested fractal vagina! You lose 5 sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'She smashes your face with a door until you look sexy as fuck! You lose 5 sanity points!';
}
}
}
}
frame 485 {
sanity -= 5;
}
button 637 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res1');
}
}
frame 488 {
rolfisrolf = 2;
}
button 641 {
on (press) {
_root.magicgood += 50;
nextFrame();
}
}
movieClip 669 {
}
button 670 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res1');
}
}
frame 493 {
zonelocation = 'Shattered Hole';
}
movieClip 676 {
}
button 677 {
on (press) {
if (_root.WALPURGISSWAP == 0) {
gotoAndStop('WALPURGISINIT');
} else {
if (_root.WALPURGISSWAP == 1) {
gotoAndStop('WALPURGISSECONDARYINIT');
} else {
if (_root.WALPURGISSWAP == 2) {
gotoAndStop('WALPURGISREWARDAGAIN');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 495 {
WALPURGISSWAP = 1;
}
frame 496 {
if (badboneyes == 1) {
gotoAndStop('WALPURGISDROP');
} else {
stop();
}
}
button 684 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res2');
}
}
button 686 {
on (press) {
if (badboneyes == 1) {
gotoAndStop('WALPURGISDROP');
} else {
prevFrame();
}
}
}
frame 510 {
WALPURGISSWAP = 2;
tradequestinslot1 = 3;
buspassyes = 1;
}
button 701 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
nextFrame();
}
}
button 705 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res2');
}
}
frame 516 {
zonelocation = 'Floating Box';
}
movieClip 709 {
}
movieClip 710 {
}
button 711 {
on (press) {
if (negiswap == 0) {
gotoAndStop('negifirststart');
} else {
if (negiswap == 1) {
gotoAndStop('negisecondstart');
} else {
if (negiswap == 2) {
gotoAndStop('negirewardagain');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 518 {
negiswap = 1;
}
frame 521 {
if (necronomiconget == 1) {
gotoAndStop('negifoundget');
} else {
stop();
}
}
button 723 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res3');
}
}
frame 526 {
if (necronomiconget == 1) {
gotoAndStop('negifoundget');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 530 {
tradequestinslot4 = 0;
negiswap = 2;
}
frame 537 {
_root.magicgood += 500;
}
button 740 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_res3');
}
}
button 746 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('negirewardBDI');
}
}
frame 543 {
zonelocation = 'Convenience Store';
}
frame 543 {
nextFrame();
}
frame 544 {
shoptextprompt = '';
randomwar == random(4) + 1;
if (introtoconveniencestore == 0) {
stringtext = 'Oh hey, a customer! Cool, you gonna buy something... or are you just here to ogle my ass?';
} else {
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Whalecum back j00! It\'s more like an INCONVENIENCE STORE, since you can\'t carry too much... so, wat up bitch?';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'O-hamoni! I\'m trying to see if I can shrink my shirt by soaking it. Grab what you need, k?';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'Yo! We still haven\'t got any coffee. The bastards down south must be hoggin\' it up...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = 'Yo, bitch! You come here to perv gaze, or you gonna buy somethin\'?';
}
}
}
}
}
}
movieClip 752 {
}
button 755 {
on (release) {
nextFrame();
}
}
frame 545 {
introtoconveniencestore = 1;
if (boughteyes == 0) {
_root.jarofeyes.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
if (boughteyes == 1) {
_root.jarofeyes.gotoAndStop(2);
}
}
if (boughtjar1 == 0) {
_root.jarofdrool.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
if (boughtjar1 == 1) {
_root.jarofdrool.gotoAndStop(2);
}
}
}
button 757 {
on (rollOver) {
shoptextprompt = 'Chat with shopkeeper.';
}
on (rollOut) {
shoptextprompt = '';
}
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('CONVST_store_schmooze');
}
}
button 758 {
on (rollOver) {
_root.shoptextprompt = 'Jar of Saiyan Eyes';
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.shoptextprompt = '';
}
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('buyhershit_EYE');
_root.shoptextprompt = '';
}
}
movieClip 761 {
}
button 762 {
on (rollOver) {
_root.shoptextprompt = 'Jar of Drool';
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.shoptextprompt = '';
}
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('buyhershit_JAR');
_root.shoptextprompt = '';
}
}
movieClip 763 {
}
button 765 {
on (rollOver) {
shoptextprompt = 'Leave the shop.';
}
on (rollOut) {
shoptextprompt = '';
}
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('doneshopping_CONST1');
}
}
frame 546 {
shoptextprompt = '';
randomwar = random(5) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Allright, you sexy slut. Come back anytime...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Going already? Allright, try not to get killed or some shit! ^_^';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'Say hi to McSlut for me, you sexy piece of meat!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = 'We should fuck after my shift ends. Wait for like 200 years. Later!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
stringtext = 'Allright, meat. Smell ya later!';
}
}
}
}
}
}
button 767 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('northwoods_downtown');
}
}
frame 548 {
shoptextprompt = '';
randomwar = random(10) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'I have perfect DD-grade natural tits. Whaddya think? Pretty nice, huh?';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Ah... I want to take a vacation... know any good places?';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'You say you\'re not from around here. Where are you from, meat?';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = '... no, I don\'t know what a condom is. Why?';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
stringtext = 'What, are my tits that good? Well, don\'t be rude! Touch\'em, idiot!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 6) {
stringtext = 'Yeah, I\'m all out of coffee. Some robot girl dropped by and bought my entire stock.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 7) {
stringtext = 'Parallel universe, huh? Folks from your side of town dont stay here in the boonies...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 8) {
stringtext = 'Heehee, go ahead and touch me. I don\'t mind.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 9) {
stringtext = 'I hear that most girls from your world are real prudes, gets buttmad whenever a cute guy like you look\'s em over...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 10) {
stringtext = 'Yo, gramps! Lemme know when you wanna buy something!';
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
button 769 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('Shopping Node_CONF');
}
}
frame 550 {
shoptextprompt = '';
stringtext = 'Oh? Caught your EYE, didn\'t it? It\'s my collection of Saiyan Eyes. It\'s yours for ...200 magic good.';
}
button 771 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
}
}
button 773 {
on (press) {
if (magicgood >= 200) {
magicgood -= 200;
stringtext = 'Allright, that\'ll be 200 magic good for a jar of Saiyan Eyes.';
_root.gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE1_BOUGHT');
} else {
stringtext = 'Sorry, sexy. I can\'t give credit. Come back when you\'re... mmm... richer.';
_root.gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE1_NOTENOUGHCASH');
}
}
}
button 774 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE_NOBUY');
}
}
frame 553 {
shoptextprompt = '';
randomwar = random(5) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Ah, allright then...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Hm, come back when your magic good is burning a hole in space.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'Allright, if you must...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = 'Your loss, then...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
stringtext = 'Allright.';
}
}
}
}
}
}
frame 557 {
tradequestinslot1 = 1;
boughteyes = 1;
}
frame 560 {
shoptextprompt = '';
stringtext = 'Ah, that\'s a jar of drool. Dunno why it\'s there, but it does cure sanity when used... its yours for 100 magic good.';
}
button 780 {
on (press) {
if (magicgood >= 100) {
magicgood -= 100;
stringtext = 'Allright, that\'ll be 100 magic good for a jar of drool.';
_root.gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE1_BOUGHT2');
} else {
stringtext = 'Sorry, sexy. I can\'t give credit. Come back when you\'re... mmm... richer.';
_root.gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE1_NOTENOUGHCASH');
}
}
}
frame 563 {
slot3 = 1;
boughtjar = 1;
}
frame 596 {
zonelocation = 'Fuckland Bus Stop';
}
frame 596 {
stop();
}
button 782 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Upside';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_upside');
}
}
button 783 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Take you for a ride...';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('FUCKLAND_BUSSTART');
}
}
frame 598 {
randomwar = random(6) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'The bus runs smoothly... along a wet, pulsing road made of flesh. It takes some time but the Alaskan Bull Worm shakes the bus off and it arrives at Space Bus Stop...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Midway into the trip, the bus jams up, and some crab people come to tow the bus. It takes a while but you finally arrive at the Space Bus Stop and you quickly exit the vehicle.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'The bus soon starts up and goes off a beach into the sea! After some time driving across the sea bed, it stops at the Space Bus Stop...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = 'The bus suddenly lurches off into the sky, and after going from 0 to 88 mph several times, it lands in Space Bus stop, and that\'s where you get off...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
stringtext = 'The bus flies off into space! Speeding past galaxies for what feels like hours on end, you are about to doze off when the bus emerges in Space Bus stop, and that\'s where you get off...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 6) {
stringtext = 'The bus gains two rocket engines and speeds down the highway. You spend most of the time being pressed into the seat by sheer G-force. At last, the trip ends as the bus stops in the Space Bus stop, and that\'s where you get off...';
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
button 789 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('Space_Busstop');
}
}
frame 611 {
zonelocation = 'Fuckland Upside';
}
frame 611 {
if (_root.parpolinabox == 0) {
_root.PARPOLBOX.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
if (_root.parpolinabox == 1) {
_root.PARPOLBOX.gotoAndStop(2);
}
}
}
movieClip 793 {
}
movieClip 794 {
}
button 795 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Busstop';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_busstop');
}
}
button 796 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To seedy Alleyway';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_alley');
}
}
button 797 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Condos';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condos');
}
}
button 798 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Bridge';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_bridgeS');
}
}
button 800 {
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('boxopening');
_root.parpolinabox = 1;
}
}
button 803 {
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('boxopened');
}
}
movieClip 804 {
}
frame 612 {
_root.parpolinabox = 1;
}
button 810 {
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('fuckland_upside');
}
}
movieClip 811 {
frame 1 {
play();
}
frame 181 {
stop();
}
}
movieClip 812 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
frame 622 {
zonelocation = 'Seedy Alleyway';
}
button 815 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Investigate Dumpster';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_dumpster');
}
}
button 816 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Abandoned Office';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_oldoffice');
}
}
frame 633 {
zonelocation = 'Dumpster!';
}
frame 633 {
if (dumpsterojj == 0) {
gotoAndStop('OJJFIRSTINIT');
} else {
if (dumpsterojj == 1) {
gotoAndStop('OJJSECONDINIT');
} else {
if (dumpsterojj == 2) {
gotoAndStop('OJJREWARDAGAIN');
}
}
}
}
button 821 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_alley');
}
}
frame 634 {
dumpsterojj = 1;
}
button 826 {
on (press) {
if (tatteredscroll == 1) {
gotoAndStop('OJJNOTICESYOURSCROLL');
} else {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_alley');
}
}
}
frame 636 {
randomwar = random(5) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'YOU again?! Do you have one brain cell left and its screaming for attention or some shit? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'YOU again?! Get lost, fucksteak!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'I SAID THIS IS MY HOUSE, YOU TESTICLE-SHITTING RECTAL WART! NOW GET LOST!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = 'You again?! Go climb a wall of dicks, you candle-sniffing fuck-fence!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
stringtext = 'You again?! You\'re lucky I\'m busy writing for the next sex kitten game or I\'ll have carved your organs out for dinner! GET LOST!';
}
}
}
}
}
}
frame 639 {
dumpsterojj = 2;
}
frame 641 {
dumpsterojj = 2;
}
frame 643 {
sanity += 5;
}
frame 647 {
tradequestinslot4 = 2;
rapetentacle = 1;
}
button 846 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_alley');
}
}
movieClip 865 {
}
button 869 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('OJJREWARD');
}
}
frame 654 {
zonelocation = 'Abandoned Office';
}
movieClip 873 {
}
button 874 {
on (press) {
if (coffeecoffee == 0) {
gotoAndStop('coffeecoffee1');
} else {
if (coffeecoffee == 1) {
gotoAndStop('coffeecoffee2');
} else {
if (coffeecoffee == 2) {
gotoAndStop('coffeecoffee3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 659 {
if (coffeecoffee == 0) {
stringtext = 'You are so ON! Allright, easy question since I think you\'re kind of sort of sexy lookin\'...';
} else {
if (coffeecoffee == 1) {
stringtext = 'Back again, huh? You\'re still cute despite the fact you have a gaping hole in your head... so, QUESTION TIME!';
}
}
}
frame 660 {
coffeecoffee = 1;
}
button 884 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('coffeecoffeewrong');
stringtext = 'I might be a dumb bimbo, but you\'re a fucking abortion for a brain. Fuck off!';
stringtext2 = 'Bimbo sticks a rusty coat-hanger into your brain! You lose 5 sanity points!';
}
}
button 885 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('coffeecoffeewin');
}
}
frame 664 {
sanity -= 5;
}
button 891 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_oldoffice');
}
}
frame 667 {
coffeecoffee = 2;
}
frame 668 {
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 898 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_oldoffice');
}
}
button 901 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
prevFrame();
}
}
frame 674 {
zonelocation = 'Fuckland Condos';
}
button 904 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To unstable condo';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condores1');
}
}
button 905 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To distorted condo';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condores3');
}
}
button 906 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To warped condo';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condores2');
}
}
frame 681 {
zonelocation = 'Womb Level';
}
button 911 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condos');
}
}
button 913 {
on (press) {
if (loliparpolisastory == 0) {
gotoAndStop('loliparpol1');
} else {
if (loliparpolisastory == 1) {
gotoAndStop('loliparpol2');
} else {
if (loliparpolisastory == 2) {
gotoAndStop('loliparpol3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 687 {
if (loliparpolisastory == 0) {
stringtext = 'Ha! Well, you got me~ so, let\'s start with some basic trivia!';
} else {
if (loliparpolisastory == 1) {
stringtext = 'Huh, I didn\'t think you\'d ever come back after that S-grade rape I gave you... well then, props for that and all... ready for the trivia again?';
}
}
}
frame 688 {
loliparpolisastory = 1;
}
button 925 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('loliparpolwrong');
stringtext = 'Not only you lick chairs, you also are a pervert! Time to be punished!';
stringtext2 = 'Loliparpol tentacle rapes you! You lose 5 sanity points!';
}
}
button 926 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('loliparpolyouwin');
}
}
button 927 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('loliparpolwrong');
stringtext = 'You had the nerve to speak japanese incorrectly in my absence?! IN THIS REALM, YOU PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!';
stringtext2 = 'Loliparpol violently rapes you! You lose 5 sanity points!';
}
}
frame 692 {
sanity -= 5;
}
movieClip 933 {
}
button 934 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condores1');
}
}
frame 696 {
loliparpolisastory = 2;
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 942 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condores1');
}
}
frame 700 {
zonelocation = 'Eldtritch Geometry';
}
frame 700 {
if (sakurano == 0) {
gotoAndStop('sakura1');
} else {
if (sakurano == 1) {
gotoAndStop('sakura2');
} else {
if (sakurano == 2) {
gotoAndStop('sakura3');
}
}
}
}
frame 706 {
if (sakurano == 0) {
stringtext = 'Hey you, instead of creeping around like that, why don\'t you tell me what sort of role I should take on next?';
} else {
if (sakurano >= 1) {
stringtext = 'Back again? Allright, you win some points for being a persistent fuck... okay, what sort of role I should take on next?';
}
}
}
frame 707 {
sakurano = 1;
}
button 958 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('sakurawrong');
}
}
button 959 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('sakuraright');
}
}
button 960 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('sakurawrong');
}
}
button 965 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condos');
}
}
frame 714 {
sakurano = 2;
}
frame 716 {
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 973 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condos');
}
}
button 978 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('sakuratrick');
}
}
frame 722 {
zonelocation = 'Tentacles everywhere';
}
button 983 {
on (press) {
if (drtentacle == 0) {
gotoAndStop('drtenta1');
} else {
if (drtentacle == 1) {
gotoAndStop('drtenta2');
} else {
if (drtentacle == 2) {
gotoAndStop('drtenta3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 727 {
if (drtentacle == 0) {
stringtext = 'Yeeeeeah, if you\'re so smart... why don\'t you insert your sensor palps into these tentacles here and tell me what they are?';
} else {
if (drtentacle == 1) {
stringtext = 'Back to waste my time again? Or, how about you try and be helpful this time?! You know what to do - get to it! ';
}
}
}
frame 728 {
drtentacle = 1;
}
button 994 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('tentaclewrong');
}
}
button 995 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('tentacleright');
}
}
button 996 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('tentaclewrong');
}
}
frame 735 {
randomwar = random(3) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Scientistic bitch force-feeds you a mixture of sugar water and sulphuric acid! The maelstrom inside you makes you lose 5 Sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Scientistic bitch jams a tentacle from the wall into your eye socket! Getting eyefucked like this makes you lose 5 Sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'Scientistic bitch rips out some of your teeth and jams them up your ass! You lost 5 sanity points!';
}
}
}
sanity -= 5;
}
button 1003 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condores3');
}
}
frame 738 {
drtentacle = 2;
}
frame 739 {
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 1012 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_condores3');
}
}
button 1019 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
prevFrame();
}
}
frame 751 {
zonelocation = 'Fuckland Bridge South';
}
button 1022 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Lab';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_lab');
}
}
button 1023 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Bridge N.';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_bridgeN');
}
}
frame 764 {
zonelocation = 'Fuckland Laboratory';
}
button 1028 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Bridge S.';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_bridgeS');
}
}
movieClip 1030 {
}
button 1031 {
on (press) {
if (hakase == 0) {
gotoAndStop('hakase1');
} else {
if (hakase == 1) {
gotoAndStop('hakase2');
} else {
if (hakase == 2) {
gotoAndStop('hakase3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 767 {
if (hakase == 0) {
stringtext = 'Great! Grab that and follow me!';
} else {
stringtext = 'Ah, what happened? Did you get lost? Well, just grab that one over there and follow me!';
}
}
frame 768 {
hakase = 1;
}
button 1039 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('shinowrong');
stringtext = 'The daruma doll\'s eyes light up as you reach for it, and rocket boosters on its back activate! It smashes into you and knocks you outside! The sheer strangeness of this attack has made you lose 5 Sanity Points!';
}
}
button 1040 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('shinoright');
}
}
button 1041 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('shinowrong');
stringtext = 'The strange robot beeps and rocket boosters on its back activate! Making a strange beeping sound, its head blasts off, catching you in the guts, blasting you out of the lab! The sheer wtf factor of this attack has made you lose 5 Sanity Points!';
}
}
frame 771 {
sanity -= 5;
}
button 1046 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_bridgeS');
}
}
frame 775 {
hakase = 2;
}
frame 778 {
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 1055 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_lab');
}
}
frame 783 {
zonelocation = 'Fuckland Bridge N.';
}
movieClip 1060 {
}
button 1061 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Brothel';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_brothel');
}
}
button 1062 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Fuckland Apartments';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartments');
}
}
button 1063 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = '???';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
if (sadako == 0) {
nextFrame();
} else {
if (sadako == 1) {
gotoAndStop('sadako2');
} else {
if (sadako == 2) {
gotoAndStop('sadako3');
}
}
}
}
}
button 1075 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('lolisadakoWRONG');
stringtext = 'So close, yet so far! Sucks to be you!';
}
}
button 1076 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('lolisadakoRIGHT');
stringtext = 'Mmm, I like educated men with a big... vocabulary...';
}
}
button 1077 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('lolisadakoWRONG');
stringtext = 'HahahahaNO. Go back to fucking moot\'s boypussy, you cuck!';
}
}
frame 792 {
sadako = 1;
sanity -= 5;
}
button 1083 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_bridgeN');
}
}
frame 795 {
sadako = 2;
magicgood += 500;
}
frame 796 {
slot6rareVHS = 1;
diamondisotope = 1;
sadako = 2;
}
button 1088 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('SADAKOREWARD');
}
}
frame 800 {
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 1094 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_bridgeN');
}
}
frame 805 {
zonelocation = 'Super Brothel Land';
}
button 1102 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_bridgeN');
}
}
movieClip 1111 {
}
movieClip 1113 {
}
button 1114 {
on (press) {
if (afhisafh == 0) {
gotoAndStop('afh1');
} else {
if (afhisafh == 1) {
gotoAndStop('afh2');
} else {
if (afhisafh == 2) {
gotoAndStop('afh3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 812 {
afhisafh = 1;
}
button 1124 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
}
}
button 1125 {
on (press) {
if (boughtjar == 1) {
gotoAndStop('giveAFHajar');
} else {
nextFrame();
nextFrame();
}
}
}
button 1129 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_brothel');
}
}
frame 816 {
slot3 = 0;
boughtjar = 0;
}
frame 819 {
afhisafh = 2;
}
frame 821 {
_root.magicgood += 1000;
}
button 1142 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_brothel');
}
}
frame 828 {
zonelocation = 'Fuckland Apartments';
}
button 1145 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Apartment 1';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment1');
}
}
button 1146 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Apartment 2';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment2');
}
}
button 1147 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To a bad place';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment3');
}
}
frame 836 {
zonelocation = 'Sinister Borehole';
}
button 1152 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartments');
}
}
movieClip 1154 {
}
button 1155 {
on (press) {
if (brothloli == 0) {
gotoAndStop('bathloli1');
} else {
if (brothloli == 1) {
gotoAndStop('bathloli2');
} else {
if (brothloli == 2) {
gotoAndStop('bathloli3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 842 {
if (brothloli == 0) {
stringtext = 'A cute monsterguy like you should be able to help a cute girl like me out, ehehehe~ ';
} else {
stringtext = 'You\'re back... I hope, for your sake... that you\'ve actually dones you research this time... so...';
}
}
frame 843 {
brothloli = 1;
}
button 1166 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('bathloliwrong');
stringtext = 'You clearly have no idea what you\'re talking about...';
stringtext2 = 'Bathing loli takes her loofa and jams it into one of your eyes! You lose 5 sanity points!';
}
}
button 1167 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('bathloliright');
}
}
button 1168 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('bathloliwrong');
stringtext = 'I hate it when people try to bullshit their way to winning. You clearly have no idea what you\'re talking about...';
stringtext2 = 'Bathing loli sticks an angry porker in your left kidney! You lose 5 sanity points!';
}
}
frame 847 {
sanity -= 5;
}
button 1175 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment1');
}
}
frame 849 {
brothloli = 2;
}
frame 852 {
health += 20;
}
frame 854 {
_root.magicgood += 500;
}
button 1183 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment1');
}
}
button 1187 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('bathlolireward');
}
}
frame 859 {
zonelocation = 'Improbable Dig Site';
}
movieClip 1191 {
}
button 1192 {
on (press) {
if (elsedononoquest == 0) {
nextFrame();
} else {
if (elsedononoquest == 1) {
gotoAndStop('else2');
} else {
if (elsedononoquest == 2) {
gotoAndStop('else3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 861 {
elsedononoquest = 1;
}
frame 862 {
if (stonegauntlet == 1) {
gotoAndStop('elsedonoquest');
} else {
stop();
}
}
button 1198 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment2');
}
}
frame 866 {
if (stonegauntlet == 1) {
gotoAndStop('elsedonoquest');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 878 {
elsedononoquest = 2;
_root.slot5tradequest3 = 4;
}
frame 881 {
_root.magicgood += 500;
}
button 1219 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment2');
}
}
button 1222 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('else4');
}
}
frame 886 {
zonelocation = 'Something scary';
}
button 1226 {
on (press) {
if (scaryyotsuba == 0) {
gotoAndStop('yotsu1');
} else {
if (scaryyotsuba == 1) {
gotoAndStop('yotsu2');
} else {
if (scaryyotsuba == 2) {
gotoAndStop('yotsu3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 889 {
scaryyotsuba = 1;
}
frame 890 {
if (rainbowdyeGET == 1) {
gotoAndStop('showrainbowdyetoYchan');
} else {
stop();
}
}
button 1234 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment3');
}
}
frame 893 {
if (rainbowdyeGET == 1) {
gotoAndStop('showrainbowdyetoYchan');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 898 {
scaryyotsuba = 2;
}
frame 901 {
busterswordGET = 1;
slot5tradequest3 = 2;
}
frame 905 {
_root.magicgood += 200;
}
button 1251 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fuckland_apartment3');
}
}
button 1257 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('ychanreward2');
}
}
frame 911 {
zonelocation = 'Space Bus Stop';
}
frame 911 {
stop();
}
button 1258 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Go Over There';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_overthere');
}
}
button 1259 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To unstable corridor';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_unstablecorridor');
}
}
button 1260 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Take you for a ride...';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('SPACEBUSTSTARR');
}
}
frame 913 {
randomwar = random(5) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'The bus blasts through time and you watch life rise and fall, galaxies born and crumble until you finally arrive in the Northwoods Bus station.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'The bus careens into a dead end... or so you think. Slipping into a fold between two walls, the bus keeps on going despite losing one dimension, arriving safely at Northwoods Bus Station...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'The bus dives into a black hole! As you feel yourself getting turned into spaghetti, the ride ends suddenly and you find yourself awakening just as the bus arrives in the Northwoods.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = 'The bus rolls on leisurely, and you relax... until you realize the bus is actually drifting through the hilly streets! Fortunately for you, the bus wins the race and you arrive in the Northwoods...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
stringtext = 'The bus divides by zero! Smashing like a pinball through the fabric of time and space, you are about to hurl when the bus screeches to a stop in Northwoods Bus stop, and that\'s where you get off...';
}
}
}
}
}
}
frame 922 {
zonelocation = 'Over there';
}
button 1266 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Space Busstop';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('Space_Busstop');
}
}
button 1267 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Space Ship';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('Space_spaceship');
}
}
button 1268 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Event Horizon';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_eventhorizon');
}
}
button 1271 {
on (press) {
if (_root.reggins == 0) {
_root.gotoAndStop('reggins1');
} else {
if (_root.reggins == 1) {
_root.gotoAndStop('reggins2');
} else {
if (_root.reggins == 2) {
_root.gotoAndStop('reggins3');
}
}
}
}
}
movieClip 1272 {
}
frame 929 {
if (reggins == 0) {
stringtext = 'Oh yeah, do you know that I totse made a sign for forkheads and waved it around? If you guess where I did that, I\'ll totse hook you up with some good hentai!';
} else {
if (reggins == 1) {
stringtext = 'Back again, huh? You\'re either stupid or insane... allright, have you found out where I made a sign for forkheads and waved it around like a speed junkie getting some Peppo?';
}
}
}
frame 930 {
reggins = 1;
}
button 1284 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('regginswrong');
}
}
button 1285 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('regginsright');
}
}
frame 934 {
randomwar = random(3) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'George Reggins sings a 3-minute song in 10 minutes, breaking your mind even further! You lose 5 sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'George Reggins lectures you on the importance of history and cultural enrichment. BOOOOORRRING! You lose 5 sanity points...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'George Reggins does a drive-by on you! You lost 5 Sanity Points!';
}
}
}
sanity -= 5;
}
button 1291 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_spaceres2');
}
}
frame 936 {
reggins = 2;
magicgood += 600;
}
button 1297 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_overthere');
}
}
button 1303 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
prevFrame();
prevFrame();
}
}
frame 942 {
zonelocation = 'Space Ship';
}
button 1306 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Over There';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_overthere');
}
}
button 1307 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Spaceship Lower';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_spaceres1');
}
}
button 1308 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Space Deck';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_spaceres2');
}
}
button 1309 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Engine Pod';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_spaceres3');
}
}
movieClip 1372 {
}
button 1373 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
}
}
frame 943 {
if (summonbore == 0) {
stringtext = 'BUMP! I\'m Shocksock the brave! I\'m kinda busy training, so err... I\'ll talk later.';
} else {
stringtext = 'Training in this place, where gravity is 10,000 times earth\'s level was the best idea ever... I saw someone else who had the same idea somewhere...';
}
}
button 1377 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
summonbore = 1;
}
}
frame 952 {
zonelocation = 'Spaceship Lowport';
}
button 1381 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Exit';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_spaceship');
}
}
frame 961 {
zonelocation = 'Spaceship Deck';
}
button 1387 {
on (press) {
if (coketitsgoog == 0) {
gotoAndStop('coketits1');
} else {
if (coketitsgoog == 1) {
gotoAndStop('coketits2');
} else {
if (coketitsgoog == 2) {
gotoAndStop('coketits3');
}
}
}
}
}
frame 967 {
if (coketitsgoog == 0) {
stringtext = 'Urgh! I know just what to do! I\'ll quiz you on language! If you fuck up, I\'ll rape you with that coffee table over there!';
} else {
if (coketitsgoog == 1) {
stringtext = 'Back again? Goddamn, you\'re a sucker for getting FUCKED, aren\'t ya, you honkin\' dickface? I\'ll quiz you again - but you fuck up, I FUCK YOU UP!';
}
}
}
frame 968 {
coketitsgoog = 1;
}
button 1399 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('coketitswrong');
}
}
button 1400 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('coketitsright');
}
}
frame 972 {
randomwar = random(3) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Coketits Ashley whips you in the nuts! You lost 5 Sanity Points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Coketits Ashley fists your nipples, all five of them at once! You lost 5 Sanity Points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'Coketits Ashley bites off one of your eyeballs! You lost 5 Sanity Points!';
}
}
}
sanity -= 5;
}
frame 975 {
coketitsgoog = 2;
}
frame 977 {
_root.magicgood += 500;
}
button 1411 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_spaceres2');
}
}
button 1413 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
}
}
frame 983 {
zonelocation = 'Spaceship Engine';
}
button 1416 {
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('BASSCARE');
}
}
movieClip 1417 {
}
movieClip 1421 {
}
button 1422 {
on (press) {
if (kimuragogo == 0) {
gotoAndStop('kimura1');
} else {
if (kimuragogo == 1) {
gotoAndStop('kimura2');
} else {
if (kimuragogo == 2) {
gotoAndStop('kimura3');
}
}
}
}
}
movieClip 1425 {
}
frame 991 {
if (kimuragogo == 0) {
stringtext = 'Bwahahahaha! Yes! Allright, pop-quiz... okay! Tell me something about Kaorin that I don\'t know!';
} else {
stringtext = 'Allright, you\'re back! Same question as before, you ready? Tell me something about Kaorin that I don\'t know!';
}
}
frame 992 {
kimuragogo = 1;
}
button 1436 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('kimurawrong');
stringtext = 'I already know that! In fact, I have ALL her drama CDs an\' stuff.';
}
}
button 1437 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('kimurawrong');
stringtext = 'Naw. Yeah, I should know! I\'ve been watching her all this time!';
}
}
button 1438 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('kimuraright');
}
}
frame 995 {
randomwar = random(3) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Kimura-sensei lectures you! You lost 5 Sanity Points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Kimura-sensei calls you a prude! You lost 5 Sanity Points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = 'Kimura-sensei calls you a straight-edger! You lost 5 Sanity Points!';
}
}
}
sanity -= 5;
}
button 1444 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_spaceres3');
}
}
frame 997 {
kimuragogo = 2;
magicgood += 500;
}
button 1450 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_spaceres3');
}
}
frame 1006 {
if (diamondisotope == 1) {
gotoAndStop('SCARYEHEY1');
} else {
if (diamondisotope == 2) {
gotoAndStop('SCARYEHEY2');
} else {
stop();
}
}
}
frame 1016 {
slot6rareVHS = 2;
VHSTapeget = 1;
diamondisotope = 2;
magicgood += 500;
}
movieClip 1468 {
}
frame 1025 {
zonelocation = 'Event Horizon';
}
frame 1025 {
if (rainbowdyeGET == 0) {
_root.rainbowsinspace.gotoAndPlay(2);
} else {
_root.rainbowsinspace.gotoAndStop(1);
}
}
button 1479 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Jump inside blackhole';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_blackhole');
}
}
button 1481 {
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('rainbowdyeGET');
}
}
movieClip 1483 {
}
frame 1026 {
rainbowdyeGET = 1;
slot5tradequest3 = 1;
}
frame 1035 {
zonelocation = 'Inside black hole';
}
button 1492 {
on (press) {
if (fluffcoquest == 0) {
gotoAndStop('fluffy1');
} else {
if (fluffcoquest == 1) {
gotoAndStop('fluffy2');
} else {
if (fluffcoquest == 2) {
gotoAndStop('fluffy3');
} else {
if (fluffcoquest == 3) {
gotoAndStop('fluffy4');
}
}
}
}
}
}
frame 1042 {
fluffcoquest = 1;
}
button 1508 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_blackhole');
}
}
frame 1047 {
if (reactorget == 1) {
gotoAndStop('fluffyfound');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 1053 {
fluffcoquest = 2;
}
frame 1060 {
fluffcoquest = 3;
}
button 1526 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fluffystay');
}
}
button 1527 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fluffywait');
}
}
button 1528 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('fluffygo');
}
}
frame 1074 {
gotoAndStop('STAYHEREDOG');
}
frame 1077 {
gotoAndStop('GOHOME');
}
frame 1081 {
zonelocation = 'Unstable Corridor';
}
button 1539 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To Reception Office';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_receptionoffice');
}
}
button 1540 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To foreboding mansion';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_mansiongate');
}
}
frame 1090 {
zonelocation = 'Over there';
}
frame 1090 {
if (fluffcoquest >= 1) {
gotoAndStop('spehsshopwelcome');
} else {
gotoAndStop('spehsshopreadying');
}
}
button 1545 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Exit';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_unstablecorridor');
}
}
button 1551 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_unstablecorridor');
}
}
frame 1094 {
if (spaceshopop == 1) {
stringtext = 'Hey! Welcome back! We\'re holding the reactor for you if you\'re interested...';
} else {
stringtext = 'Ahh, this century\'s big sale was a blast! We\'ve managed to sell almost everything!';
}
}
frame 1094 {
if (reactorget == 1) {
gotoAndStop('spaceshopclosing');
} else {
stop();
}
}
button 1556 {
on (press) {
if (magicgood >= 5000) {
magicgood -= 5000;
_root.gotoAndStop('spacebought');
} else {
_root.gotoAndStop('nocashspace');
}
}
}
button 1557 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('nospacesale');
}
}
frame 1102 {
spaceshopop = 1;
}
frame 1105 {
reactorget = 1;
spaceshopop = 2;
tradequestinslot4 = 4;
}
frame 1111 {
zonelocation = 'Over there';
}
button 1566 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_unstablecorridor');
}
}
button 1567 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To creepy woods';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_creepywoods');
}
}
button 1568 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Enter the mansion';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_mansionhall');
}
}
frame 1121 {
zonelocation = 'Creepy Woods';
}
frame 1121 {
if (sirtentacleswap == 2) {
_root.tentabutan.tentaclesir2.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
_root.tentabutan.tentaclesir2.gotoAndStop(1);
}
}
movieClip 1577 {
}
movieClip 1583 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
button 1584 {
on (press) {
if (sirtentacleswap == 0) {
stopAllSounds();
_root.mp3player.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('sirtentacleswap1');
} else {
if (sirtentacleswap == 1) {
gotoAndStop('sirtentacleswap2GO');
} else {
if (sirtentacleswap == 2) {
gotoAndStop('sirtentaclerewardagain');
}
}
}
}
}
button 1585 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'Leave this place';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_mansiongate');
}
}
frame 1124 {
sirtentacleswap = 1;
}
frame 1125 {
if (rapetentacle == 1) {
gotoAndStop('tentacleswapisgoLORD');
} else {
stop();
}
}
button 1595 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_creepywoods');
}
}
frame 1130 {
if (rapetentacle == 1) {
gotoAndStop('tentacleswapisgoLORD');
} else {
stop();
}
}
frame 1130 {
sirtentacleswap = 1;
}
frame 1131 {
randomwar = random(9) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = '... and that\'s the basics of Quasispace tunneling. If you need further instruction, return and speak to me again. I\'ll teach you what I know.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = '... and that\'s the basics of quantum displacemet. If you need further training, return and speak to me again. I\'ll teach you what I know... it is a gentleman\'s duty after all...';
} else {
if (randomwar == 3) {
stringtext = '... I say, you are very educated in the art of hentai browsing. I say you are a scholar and a gentleman, sir. Let no one decide otherwise!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 4) {
stringtext = '... my word, I am impressed by your skill in hentai browsing. I feel that I have learned much from you. Please, come back anytime - you are welcome here at anytime.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 5) {
stringtext = '... ah, there I go on rambling about drift racing again. I hope I have not bored you with my constant prattling, fellow gentleman. Please come back soon.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 6) {
stringtext = '... ahh.. we\'ve chatted a while. I feel that I have learned so much more about this place called \'earth\'. Thank you, kind sir - for being so frank with me.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 7) {
stringtext = '... and that\'s how I made a fortune in Shinjuku, Japan. Lesson of the days is to use your natural talents to do what you love best to make a living. I hope you come back soon.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 8) {
stringtext = '... ah, I hope I\'ve explained my methodology on multiverse hopping. While you\'re not *slippery* enough, I feel that you can do as I do, given some practice. Please, visit me again sometime.';
} else {
if (randomwar == 9) {
stringtext = '... thank you. I feel that I\'ve learned a lot about the latest anime trends thanks to you. You are indeed a scholar and a gentleman. Come back anytime, my peer!';
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
frame 1136 {
sirtentacleswap = 2;
_root.tentaclesir.gotoAndStop(2);
}
frame 1138 {
tradequestinslot4 = 3;
necronomiconget = 1;
}
frame 1139 {
_root.tentaclesir.gotoAndStop(2);
}
frame 1139 {
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 1609 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_creepywoods');
}
}
frame 1143 {
_root.tentaclesir.gotoAndStop(2);
}
button 1616 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('sirtentaclereward');
}
}
frame 1146 {
zonelocation = 'Twisted Mansion';
}
button 1619 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To a bad place';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_mansionres1');
}
}
button 1620 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To a scary place';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_mansionres2');
}
}
button 1621 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'To forgotten basement';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_mansionres3');
}
}
frame 1152 {
zonelocation = 'A bad place.';
}
button 1628 {
on (press) {
if (gothloliis == 0) {
gotoAndStop('gothloli1');
} else {
if (gothloliis == 1) {
gotoAndStop('gothloli2');
} else {
if (gothloliis == 2) {
gotoAndStop('gothloli3');
}
}
}
}
}
button 1629 {
on (rollOver) {
zonenewlocation = 'GET OUT';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(2);
}
on (rollOut) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
}
on (press) {
zonenewlocation = '';
_root.zonesense.gotoAndStop(1);
gotoAndStop('space_mansionhall');
}
}
button 1634 {
on (press) {
prevFrame();
prevFrame();
}
}
button 1635 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
emoslut = 1;
}
}
frame 1156 {
if (gothloliis == 0) {
stringtext = 'Y\'you know. That\'s something I\'d like to see. The world drowning in blood. So... know any good anime where that happens?';
} else {
if (gothloliis == 1) {
stringtext = 'Oh, it\'s you. I\'m still looking for a good anime where the world is drowning in blood. Make yourself useful and tell me!';
}
}
}
frame 1157 {
gothloliis = 1;
}
button 1640 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('gothloliwrong');
}
}
button 1641 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('gothloliwrong');
}
}
button 1642 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('gothloliCORRRECT');
}
}
frame 1162 {
randomwar = random(2) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Goth loli whips out a razor and cuts you! The crawling feeling inside your skin makes you lose 5 Sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Goth loli jams some melodic death metal at you, waking you up inside and making you lose 5 Sanity points!';
}
}
sanity -= 5;
}
button 1649 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_mansionres1');
}
}
frame 1166 {
gothloliis = 2;
}
frame 1168 {
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 1657 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_mansionres1');
}
}
frame 1172 {
zonelocation = 'A scary place.';
}
frame 1172 {
if (eva == 0) {
gotoAndStop('evangeline1');
} else {
if (eva == 1) {
gotoAndStop('evangeline2');
} else {
if (eva == 2) {
gotoAndStop('evangeline3');
}
}
}
}
frame 1176 {
if (draculoli == 0) {
stringtext = 'My, you really are a twisted little fuck, aren\'t you?!';
} else {
stringtext = 'Oh yes, I\'ve heard of you. You\'re the stupid lolicon type who wants to get sucked by loli vampire girls like us...';
}
}
frame 1178 {
if (draculoli == 0) {
stringtext = 'Fufufufu~ is that so... well then, I\'ll have to test your worth... like in those RPGs like like to play so much... let\'s try some trivia!';
} else {
stringtext = 'Oho~ the worthless ecchi baka hentai returns... well then, ready to try again?';
}
}
frame 1180 {
eva = 1;
}
button 1673 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('EvaWrong');
}
}
button 1674 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('evacorrect');
}
}
button 1675 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('EvaWrong');
}
}
frame 1183 {
randomwar = random(2) + 1;
if (randomwar == 1) {
stringtext = 'Evangeline forces you to look at badly drawn nipples for hours on end! You lose 5 sanity points!';
} else {
if (randomwar == 2) {
stringtext = 'Evangeline sticks her fist up one of your flailing dicks! The immense pain you experience makes you lose 5 Sanity points!';
}
}
sanity -= 5;
}
button 1680 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_mansionhall');
}
}
frame 1185 {
eva = 2;
_root.magicgood += 50;
}
button 1686 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_mansionhall');
}
}
frame 1188 {
_root.tentaclesir.gotoAndStop(2);
}
frame 1190 {
zonelocation = 'A forgotten place.';
}
movieClip 1694 {
}
button 1695 {
on (press) {
nextFrame();
}
}
frame 1191 {
if (tatsumimet == 1) {
stringtext = 'Welcome back, fucknuts! I STILL suck at sales, though... so ... buy my shit?';
} else {
stringtext = 'Yo. Today, I\'m a travelling salesman or some shit. I suck at sales, though... so ... buy my shit?';
}
}
frame 1192 {
tatsumimet = 1;
}
frame 1192 {
if (redpillused == 1) {
_root.redpillstore.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
_root.redpillstore.gotoAndStop(1);
}
if (needleused == 1) {
_root.syringestore.gotoAndStop(2);
} else {
_root.syringestore.gotoAndStop(1);
}
}
button 1700 {
on (rollOver) {
_root.textblurb = 'No more shopping.';
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.textblurb = '';
}
on (press) {
_root.textblurb = '';
_root.gotoAndStop('Tatsumidoneshopping');
}
}
button 1703 {
on (rollOver) {
_root.textblurb = '3 Sanity Pills. Costs 500 Magic Good.';
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.textblurb = '';
}
on (press) {
_root.textblurb = '';
_root.gotoAndStop('buymagicredpills');
}
}
movieClip 1706 {
}
movieClip 1708 {
}
button 1710 {
on (rollOver) {
_root.textblurb = 'Restorative Stim. Costs 500 Magic Good.';
}
on (rollOut) {
_root.textblurb = '';
}
on (press) {
_root.textblurb = '';
_root.gotoAndStop('buynanobotinjection');
}
}
movieClip 1713 {
}
button 1716 {
on (press) {
if (magicgood >= 500) {
magicgood -= 500;
stringtext = 'Allright, that\'ll be 500 magic good a pack of 3 Sanity Restorative Pills...';
redpillused = 1;
_root.gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE2_BOUGHTredpills');
} else {
stringtext = 'BZZZZZZZT! Wait, you don\'t have enough magic good! Fuck off, gahahaha!';
_root.gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE2_NOTENOUGHCASH');
}
}
}
button 1717 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE2_NOBUY');
}
}
button 1719 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('tatsumishop2');
}
}
frame 1201 {
sanity += 20;
}
button 1724 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('tatsumishop2');
}
}
button 1727 {
on (press) {
if (magicgood >= 100) {
magicgood -= 100;
stringtext = 'Allright, that\'ll be 100 magic good a loaded syringe of restorative nanobots...';
needleused = 1;
_root.gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE2_BOUGHTsyringe');
} else {
stringtext = 'BZZZZZZZT! Wait, you don\'t have enough magic good! Fuck off, gahahaha!';
_root.gotoAndStop('CONVSTORE2_NOTENOUGHCASH');
}
}
}
frame 1210 {
health += 30;
}
button 1734 {
on (press) {
gotoAndStop('space_mansionres3');
}
}
frame 1244 {
if (VHSTapeget == 0) {
stringtext = 'Anyway, grab some snacks, willya? Amazing sex positions are coming up on National Pornographic!';
} else {
stringtext = '... whaaa? is that... *she grabs the VHS tape in your pocket.* WOW! IT IS! You\'re amazing! You found the Lost Episode of Ultraslut Heaven!';
}
}
frame 1246 {
if (VHSTapeget == 0) {
gotoAndStop('minigallery_REWARD1');
} else {
gotoAndStop('minigallery_REWARD2');
}
}
movieClip 1792 {
}
button 1797 {
on (press) {
stopAllSounds();
gotoAndStop('MAINCH_CREDITS');
}
}
frame 1265 {
varget = random(3) + 1;
if (varget == 1) {
stringtext = 'That was the last straw - something keeping your wits together snaps under this pressure.';
} else {
if (varget == 2) {
stringtext = 'As your vision blacks out, you literally feel your sanity torn into bits. A cold, dry scream erupts in your throat as your mind breaks.';
} else {
if (varget == 3) {
stringtext = 'You go insane as the last vestiges of your mind breaks under the pressure. Howling wildly, you run off into this dimensional wild blue yonder.';
}
}
}
}
frame 1266 {
varget = random(3) + 1;
if (varget == 1) {
_root.gameoverpic.gotoAndStop(1);
stringtext = 'Your rampage is bropught to an end by a sharpshooter. Just to make sure, she blasts you several more times to be sure.';
} else {
if (varget == 2) {
_root.gameoverpic.gotoAndStop(2);
stringtext = 'Your insane rampage does not last. In this dark parallel universe, you meet Pyramid Head-chan, who disarms you with her cuteness, then beheads you.';
} else {
if (varget == 3) {
_root.gameoverpic.gotoAndStop(3);
stringtext = 'Your deranged rampage does not last, however. You are caught and executed by the Cute Babes Force.';
} else {
if (varget == 4) {
_root.gameoverpic.gotoAndStop(4);
stringtext = 'Somewhere in the middle of your rampage, your eyes explode and you are caught and butchered by a sadistic blonde loli!';
}
}
}
}
}
movieClip 1808 {
frame 1 {
stop();
}
}
movieClip 1826 {
}
movieClip 1849 {
}
movieClip 1872 {
}
movieClip 1889 {
}
movieClip 1900 {
}
// unknown tag 88 length 68
frame 1355 {
if (VHSTapeget == 1) {
_root.extraspecial.gotoAndStop(1);
} else {
_root.extraspecial.gotoAndStop(2);
}
}
button 1910 {
on (press) {
_root.gotoAndStop('mastergallery1');
}
}
movieClip 1913 {
}
frame 1357 {
fuckthecredits = 1;
}
button 1919 {
on (press) {
stopAllSounds();
gotoAndStop(3);
}
}
button 1921 {
on (press) {
stopAllSounds();
gotoAndStop('extras_TES');
}
}
