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Date Double

So...

So... what

So... what do

So... what do you

So... what do you
do

So... what do you
do in

So... what do you
do in your

So... what do you
do in your
spare

So... what do you
do in your
spare time?

I--

I--I

I--I like

I--I like sports.

I--I like sports. Softball,

I--I like sports. Softball,
when

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm.

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough to

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough to be

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough to be
on

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough to be
on a

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough to be
on a team

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough to be
on a team or

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough to be
on a team or anything,

I--I like sports. Softball,
when it gets warm. I mean,
I'm not good enough to be
on a team or anything, but--

Oh,

Oh, yeah,

Oh, yeah, I

Oh, yeah, I get

Oh, yeah, I get it.

I hate

I hate small

I hate small talk.

So...

So... am

So... am I

So... am I going

So... am I going to

So... am I going to score?

No,

No, no.

No, no. No

No, no. No way.

Okay,

Okay, why

Okay, why not?

You'd

You'd need

You'd need at

You'd need at least

You'd need at least
five

You'd need at least
five more

You'd need at least
five more dates

You'd need at least
five more dates before

You'd need at least
five more dates before you

You'd need at least
five more dates before you
get

You'd need at least
five more dates before you
get in

You'd need at least
five more dates before you
get in my

You'd need at least
five more dates before you
get in my pants.

Beautiful

Beautiful though

Beautiful though you

Beautiful though you are,

Beautiful though you are,
I've

Beautiful though you are,
I've been

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls.

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. S--

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I don't

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I don't need

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I don't need
to

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I don't need
to take

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I don't need
to take this

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I don't need
to take this from

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I don't need
to take this from you,

Beautiful though you are,
I've been with lots of nicer-
looking girls. So I don't need
to take this from you, y'know?

Jerk.

This is what happens when you
major in film. I didn't have to do this, you
know. I could have sold my soul to
Hollywood like everyone else. But I like to
think I'm better than that. So I'll just serve
coffee to ditzy college kids and wait for
the day that someone appreciates a real
artist. Damn these philistines!

Can't

Can't we

Can't we have

Can't we have sex?

No way

No way in

No way in hell.

Damn my wasted life!
Damn this cold, cruel world!...
I should have done a minor in econ.

How

How about

How about now?

No...

This

This date's

This date's been

This date's been a

This date's been a really

This date's been a really
big

This date's been a really
big disappointment

This date's been a really
big disappointment to

This date's been a really
big disappointment to me.

Me too.

a film by
Adam Bertocci

voice talent
Abe Butler
Rachel Chadderdon
Adam Bertocci

a
Guy in his Basement
Productions
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