Frame 1
	function TurnSubOn() {
		_root.subOn = 1;
		_root.subtitle._visible = true;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
	}
	function TurnSubOff() {
		_root.subOn = 0;
		_root.subtitle._visible = false;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
	}
	function UpdateSub() {
		if (subOn == 1) {
			_root.subtitle._visible = true;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
		} else {
			_root.subtitle._visible = false;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
		}
	}
	subOn = 1;
	stop();
Frame 2
	UpdateSub();
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Frame 283
	UpdateSub();
Frame 407
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5822
	stop();
Frame 5823
	function makeCostume() {
		var _local9 = comboTypes[Math.floor(comboTypes.length * Math.random())];
		var _local11 = "";
		var _local3 = new Array();
		var _local8 = 0;
		while (_local8 < _local9.length) {
			var _local7 = this["list" + _local9[_local8]];
			var _local6 = false;
			var _local10 = 0;
			while (!_local6) {
				var _local5 = _local7[Math.floor(_local7.length * Math.random())];
				var _local4 = false;
				_local8 = 0;
				while (_local8 < _local3.length) {
					if (_local3[_local8] == _local5) {
						_local4 = true;
						break;
					}
					_local8++;
				}
				if (_local4) {
				} else {
					_local3.push(_local5);
					_local6 = true;
					break;
				}
			}
			_local8++;
		}
		_local8 = 0;
		while (_local8 < _local3.length) {
			var _local2 = _local3[_local8];
			while (_local2.charAt(0) == " ") {
				_local2 = _local2.substr(1, _local2.length);
			}
			while (_local2.charAt(_local2.length - 1) == " ") {
				_local2 = _local2.substr(0, _local2.length - 1);
			}
			_local11 = _local11 + (_local2 + " ");
			_local8++;
		}
		while (_local2.charAt(_local2.length - 1) == " ") {
			var _local2 = _local2.substr(0, _local2.length - 1);
		}
		return(_local11);
	}
	listA_str = "Asthmatic, Aboriginal, Anorexic, Bulimic, Homosexual, Jewish, Undead, Masochistic, Kinky, Chinese, Medieval, Futuristic, Horny, Baby, Handicapped, Female, Fat, Polka-Dot, Big-Assed, Jamaican, Flaming, Kidnapped, Washed-Out, Purple, Retarded, Bucktoothed, Inside-Out, Psychic, Paraplegic, Insane, Fairy, Pedophilic, Tapdancing, Blind, Goth, Retired, Lesbian, Phantom, Five-Assed, Fire-Breathing, Terminally Ill, Klingon, Big-Boobed, Possessed, Glam, Hermaphrodytic, Bellydancing, Rubber, Lascerated, Zombie, Drugged-out, Sleepwalking, Executive, Black, Computerized, Nerdy, Anime, Jedi, Starfleet, Swashbuckling, Teenage, Elderly, Toothless, British, Canadian, All-American, Republican, Green Party, Democrat, '70s, '80s, Gen-X, Pregnant, Jazzercising, Bald, Alcoholic, Mutating, Homicidal, Two-Headed";
	listB_str = "P.E.T.A. Activist, Nun, Panther, Dinosaur, Football Fan, Elvis Impersonator, Robot, Alien, Forest Ranger, Mailman, Princess, Film Critic, Internet Animator, Santa, Highlander, Scientist, Witch, Mummy, Frankenstein, Wolfman, Transformer, Pope, Deity, Skinhead, Wrestler, Frat Boy, Cat-Burgler, Paperboy, Mermaid, Custodian, Fireman, Magician, Wizard, Bigfoot, Nurse, Penis, Goblin, Game Show Host, Clown, Frog, Cowboy, Snake Charmer, Mime, Bridesmaid, Doctor, King, Queen, Prince, Circus Performer, Cat, Dog, Donkey, Hamster, Bunny, Bug, Disco Dancer, Thundercat, Pirate, Rapper, Mercenary, Dog Catcher, Conquistador, Bullfighter, Cow, Pig, Time Traveler, Rockstar, Farmer, Shepherd, Antichrist, Devil, Skeleton, Dragon, Professor, Psychiatrist, Stuntman, Programmer, Hacker, Ghost, Knight, Eskimo, Secret Agent, Monk, Priest, Virgin, Bag Lady, Auctioneer, Ninja, Caveman, Horse Jockey, Insurance Salesman, Lion Tamer, Weatherman, Plumber, Carpenter, Chef, Boy Scout, Girl Scout, Stewardess, Cheerleader, Pornstar, Admiral, Geek, Fanboy, Lawyer, Candy Striper, Stripper, Waitress, Nazi, Proctologist, Ski Instructor, Vegetable";
	listC_str = "with a God Complex, with Three Eyes, with One Eye, Missing a Limb, Carrying a Baby, Covered in Blood, on Drugs, on Fire, in Hot Pants, with a Badge, on Parole, in a Hazmat Suit, on a Modeling Shoot, with a Gigantic Ass, Model, at a Rave, in Bondage Gear, in a Wheelchair, in Training, with Tremendous Jumblies, with a Chicken up your Ass, Made Entirely of Boobs, with a Mohawk, with Hooks for Hands, Pageant Winner, Having Her Period, Eating Pudding, with Turret's Syndrome, Taming a Monkey, on Horseback, Running a Marathon, from Another Planet, Selling Amway, from Hell, Who Works at the DMV";
	var listA = listA_str.split(",");
	var listB = listB_str.split(",");
	var listC = listC_str.split(",");
	var comboTypes = [["A", "B"], ["A", "A", "B"], ["A", "B", "B"], ["A", "B", "C"], ["A", "A", "B", "C"], ["A", "B", "B", "C"], ["B", "C"], ["B", "B", "C"]];
	costume_str = makeCostume();
Frame 5824
	stop();
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "blank");
}
Symbol 21 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.stop();
	PercentLoaded = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
	if (PercentLoaded != 100) {
		bar._xscale = PercentLoaded;
	} else {
		gotoAndStop ("loaded");
	}
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 27 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/animalbabies", "_blank");
}
Symbol 32 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 32 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 33 Button
on (release) {
	if (subOn == 1) {
		TurnSubOff();
	} else {
		TurnSubOn();
	}
}
Symbol 40 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 43 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com/dvd.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 48 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/halloween2006.html", "_blank");
}
Symbol 54 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.play();
	play();
}
Symbol 58 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.stop();
	stop();
}
Symbol 63 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2);
}
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
}
Symbol 72 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@fark.com");
}
Symbol 92 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("egg1");
}
Symbol 93 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("egg1");
}
Symbol 94 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("egg2");
}
Symbol 171 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("generator");
}
Symbol 538 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com/dvd.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 1165 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2);
}
Symbol 1170 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("genback");
}
Symbol 1172 Button
on (release) {
	costume_str = makeCostume();
}