Frame 1
	function TurnSubOn() {
		_root.subOn = 1;
		_root.subtitle._visible = true;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
	}
	function TurnSubOff() {
		_root.subOn = 0;
		_root.subtitle._visible = false;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
	}
	function UpdateSub() {
		if (subOn == 1) {
			_root.subtitle._visible = true;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
		} else {
			_root.subtitle._visible = false;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
		}
	}
	subOn = 1;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 10 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	totalFileSize = _root.getBytesTotal();
	this._rotation = -15;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	bytesLoaded = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	amountLoaded = bytesLoaded / totalFileSize;
	percentLoaded = int(60 * amountLoaded);
	this._rotation = percentLoaded;
	_root.bytesMessage = ((int(bytesLoaded / 1000) + "kb/") + int(totalFileSize / 1000)) + "kb";
	_root.iqMessage = int(100 - percentLoaded) + " I.Q.";
	if (amountLoaded >= 1) {
		_root.gotoAndStop("complete");
	}
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Frame 3
	UpdateSub();
Frame 220
	UpdateSub();
Frame 264
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3653
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3663
	UpdateSub();
Frame 4314
	UpdateSub();
Frame 4943
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5185
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5347
	stop();
Frame 5350
	stop();
Frame 5351
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5359
	stop();
Frame 5360
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5368
	stop();
Frame 5369
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5533
	gotoAndPlay (4314);
Frame 5534
	UpdateSub();

	UpdateSub();
Frame 5542
	stop();
Frame 5543
	UpdateSub();

	UpdateSub();
Frame 5551
	stop();
Symbol 8 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/animalbabies", "_blank");
}
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 22 Button
on (release) {
	if (subOn == 1) {
		TurnSubOff();
	} else {
		TurnSubOn();
	}
}
Symbol 28 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.play();
	play();
}
Symbol 32 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.stop();
	stop();
}
Symbol 37 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
}
Symbol 40 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com/dvd.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 45 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 50 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 60 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@fark.com");
}
Symbol 70 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5360);
}
Symbol 71 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 72 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5351);
}
Symbol 684 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 684 MovieClip Frame 18
	stop();
Symbol 686 Button
on (release) {
	bowser_MC.gotoAndPlay("animate");
}
Symbol 711 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 714 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.co2rocks.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 761 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5534);
}
Symbol 763 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 764 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5543);
}
Symbol 851 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5369);
}
Symbol 947 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 948 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@fark.com");
}
Symbol 949 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5348);
}
Symbol 970 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (4943);
}
Symbol 975 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4943);
}
Symbol 979 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 981 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5351);
}
Symbol 985 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (220);
}
Symbol 990 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@fark.com");
}
Symbol 1021 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3653);
}