Frame 1
	function TurnSubOn() {
		_root.subOn = 1;
		_root.subtitle._visible = true;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
	}
	function TurnSubOff() {
		_root.subOn = 0;
		_root.subtitle._visible = false;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
	}
	function UpdateSub() {
		if (subOn == 1) {
			_root.subtitle._visible = true;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
		} else {
			_root.subtitle._visible = false;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
		}
	}
	subOn = 1;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 10 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	totalFileSize = _root.getBytesTotal();
	this._rotation = -15;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	bytesLoaded = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	amountLoaded = bytesLoaded / totalFileSize;
	percentLoaded = int(60 * amountLoaded);
	this._rotation = percentLoaded;
	_root.bytesMessage = ((int(bytesLoaded / 1000) + "kb/") + int(totalFileSize / 1000)) + "kb";
	_root.iqMessage = int(100 - percentLoaded) + " I.Q.";
	if (amountLoaded >= 1) {
		_root.gotoAndStop("complete");
	}
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Frame 3
	UpdateSub();
Frame 180
 
Frame 239
	UpdateSub();
Frame 240
	UpdateSub();
Frame 250
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3179
	stop();
Frame 3180
 
Frame 3353
	gotoAndPlay (239);
Frame 3378
	gotoAndPlay (3203);
Symbol 8 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/animalbabies", "_blank");
}
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 22 Button
on (release) {
	if (subOn == 1) {
		TurnSubOff();
	} else {
		TurnSubOn();
	}
}
Symbol 29 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 32 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com/dvd.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 37 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 44 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.play();
	play();
}
Symbol 48 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.stop();
	stop();
}
Symbol 53 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
}
Symbol 62 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@fark.com");
}
Symbol 76 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3180);
}
Symbol 78 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3180);
}
Symbol 79 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3355);
}
Symbol 90 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3180);
}
Symbol 534 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com/hamsterdunce.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 771 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3177);
}
Symbol 776 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}