Frame 1
	function TurnSubOn() {
		_root.subOn = 1;
		_root.subtitle._visible = true;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
	}
	function TurnSubOff() {
		_root.subOn = 0;
		_root.subtitle._visible = false;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
	}
	function UpdateSub() {
		if (subOn == 1) {
			_root.subtitle._visible = true;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
		} else {
			_root.subtitle._visible = false;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
		}
	}
	subOn = 1;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 10 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	totalFileSize = _root.getBytesTotal();
	this._rotation = -15;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	bytesLoaded = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	amountLoaded = bytesLoaded / totalFileSize;
	percentLoaded = int(60 * amountLoaded);
	this._rotation = percentLoaded;
	_root.bytesMessage = ((int(bytesLoaded / 1000) + "kb/") + int(totalFileSize / 1000)) + "kb";
	_root.iqMessage = int(100 - percentLoaded) + " I.Q.";
	if (amountLoaded >= 1) {
		_root.gotoAndStop("complete");
	}
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Frame 3
	UpdateSub();
Frame 263
	gotoAndPlay (273);
Frame 264
	UpdateSub();
Frame 272
	stop();
Frame 273
	UpdateSub();
Frame 325
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5400
	UpdateSub();
Frame 6292
	UpdateSub();
Frame 7251
	UpdateSub();
Frame 7421
	UpdateSub();
Frame 7669
	gotoAndPlay (7383);
Frame 7673
	stop();
Symbol 8 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/animalbabies", "_blank");
}
Symbol 21 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 27 Button
on (release) {
	if (subOn == 1) {
		TurnSubOff();
	} else {
		TurnSubOn();
	}
}
Symbol 33 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.play();
	play();
}
Symbol 37 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.stop();
	stop();
}
Symbol 42 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
}
Symbol 47 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 57 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@umop.com");
}
Symbol 66 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (264);
}
Symbol 73 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (226);
}
Symbol 815 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (7674);
}
Symbol 992 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 993 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 994 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 995 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 996 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 997 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 998 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 999 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 1000 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (6271);
}
Symbol 1133 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (7670);
}
Symbol 1137 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 1173 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (7680);
}
Symbol 1174 Button
on (release) {
	nextFrame();
}
Symbol 1181 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5400);
}
Symbol 1182 Button
on (release) {
	prevFrame();
}
Symbol 1193 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (7674);
}