Frame 1
	function TurnSubOn() {
		_root.subOn = 1;
		_root.subtitle._visible = true;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
	}
	function TurnSubOff() {
		_root.subOn = 0;
		_root.subtitle._visible = false;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
	}
	function UpdateSub() {
		if (subOn == 1) {
			_root.subtitle._visible = true;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
		} else {
			_root.subtitle._visible = false;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
		}
	}
	subOn = 1;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 10 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	totalFileSize = _root.getBytesTotal();
	this._rotation = -15;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	bytesLoaded = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	amountLoaded = bytesLoaded / totalFileSize;
	percentLoaded = int(60 * amountLoaded);
	this._rotation = percentLoaded;
	_root.bytesMessage = ((int(bytesLoaded / 1000) + "kb/") + int(totalFileSize / 1000)) + "kb";
	_root.iqMessage = int(100 - percentLoaded) + " I.Q.";
	if (amountLoaded >= 1) {
		_root.gotoAndStop("complete");
	}
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Frame 3
	UpdateSub();
Frame 220
	UpdateSub();
Frame 260
	UpdateSub();
Frame 416
	UpdateSub();
Frame 1086
	UpdateSub();
Frame 1095
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3383
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3411
	gotoAndPlay (3383);
Frame 3412
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3440
	gotoAndPlay (3412);
Frame 3441
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3469
	gotoAndPlay (3441);
Frame 3470
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3498
	gotoAndPlay (3470);
Frame 3499
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3527
	gotoAndPlay (3499);
Frame 3528
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3556
	gotoAndPlay (3528);
Frame 3557
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3654
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3729
	gotoAndPlay (4597);
Frame 3730
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3732
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3864
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3939
	gotoAndPlay (4597);
Frame 3940
	UpdateSub();
Frame 3942
	UpdateSub();
Frame 4146
	gotoAndPlay (4597);
Frame 4147
	UpdateSub();
Frame 4149
	UpdateSub();
Frame 4351
	gotoAndPlay (4597);
Frame 4352
	UpdateSub();
Frame 4393
	UpdateSub();
Frame 4652
	stop();
Frame 4653
	UpdateSub();
Frame 4654
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5297
	stop();
Frame 5406
	stop();
Frame 5450
	stop();
Frame 5492
	stop();
Frame 5517
	stop();
Frame 5533
	stop();
Frame 5545
	stop();
Frame 5560
	stop();
Frame 5593
	stop();
Frame 5622
	stop();
Frame 5654
	stop();
Frame 5670
	stop();
Frame 5682
	stop();
Frame 5698
	stop();
Frame 5731
	stop();
Frame 5759
	stop();
Frame 5791
	stop();
Symbol 8 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/animalbabies", "_blank");
}
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 22 Button
on (release) {
	if (subOn == 1) {
		TurnSubOff();
	} else {
		TurnSubOn();
	}
}
Symbol 28 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.play();
	play();
}
Symbol 32 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.stop();
	stop();
}
Symbol 37 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
}
Symbol 40 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com/dvd.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 45 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 50 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 60 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@fark.com");
}
Symbol 69 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5240);
}
Symbol 71 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 115 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4654);
}
Symbol 564 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (3528);
}
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4352);
}
Symbol 565 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (3499);
}
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3730);
}
Symbol 566 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (3441);
}
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (4147);
}
Symbol 567 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (3412);
}
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3557);
}
Symbol 568 Button
on (rollOver) {
	gotoAndPlay (3470);
}
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3940);
}
Symbol 803 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (4653);
}
Symbol 808 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 813 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3383);
}
Symbol 817 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1086);
}
Symbol 821 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (416);
}
Symbol 827 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5298);
}
Symbol 841 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5407);
}
Symbol 849 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5408);
}
Symbol 853 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5518);
}
Symbol 857 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5518);
}
Symbol 861 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5518);
}
Symbol 864 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5534);
}
Symbol 865 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5534);
}
Symbol 866 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5534);
}
Symbol 867 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5409);
}
Symbol 870 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5546);
}
Symbol 871 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5410);
}
Symbol 872 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5546);
}
Symbol 873 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5546);
}
Symbol 876 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5411);
}
Symbol 877 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5561);
}
Symbol 878 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5561);
}
Symbol 879 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5561);
}
Symbol 882 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5412);
}
Symbol 883 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5594);
}
Symbol 884 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5594);
}
Symbol 885 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5594);
}
Symbol 888 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5623);
}
Symbol 889 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5623);
}
Symbol 890 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5413);
}
Symbol 891 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5623);
}
Symbol 895 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5451);
}
Symbol 896 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5655);
}
Symbol 897 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5655);
}
Symbol 898 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5655);
}
Symbol 901 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5671);
}
Symbol 902 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5671);
}
Symbol 903 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5452);
}
Symbol 904 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5671);
}
Symbol 907 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5683);
}
Symbol 908 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5683);
}
Symbol 909 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5453);
}
Symbol 910 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5683);
}
Symbol 913 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5699);
}
Symbol 914 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5699);
}
Symbol 915 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (5454);
}
Symbol 916 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5699);
}
Symbol 919 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5732);
}
Symbol 920 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5455);
}
Symbol 921 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5732);
}
Symbol 922 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5732);
}
Symbol 926 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5760);
}
Symbol 927 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5760);
}
Symbol 928 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5760);
}
Symbol 929 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5493);
}
Symbol 937 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}