Frame 1
	function TurnSubOn() {
		_root.subOn = 1;
		_root.subtitle._visible = true;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
	}
	function TurnSubOff() {
		_root.subOn = 0;
		_root.subtitle._visible = false;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
	}
	function UpdateSub() {
		if (subOn == 1) {
			_root.subtitle._visible = true;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
		} else {
			_root.subtitle._visible = false;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
		}
	}
	subOn = 1;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 10 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	totalFileSize = _root.getBytesTotal();
	this._rotation = -15;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	bytesLoaded = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	amountLoaded = bytesLoaded / totalFileSize;
	percentLoaded = int(60 * amountLoaded);
	this._rotation = percentLoaded;
	_root.bytesMessage = ((int(bytesLoaded / 1000) + "kb/") + int(totalFileSize / 1000)) + "kb";
	_root.iqMessage = int(100 - percentLoaded) + " I.Q.";
	if (amountLoaded >= 1) {
		_root.gotoAndStop("complete");
	}
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Frame 3
	UpdateSub();
Frame 276
	UpdateSub();
Frame 2868
	stop();
Frame 2873
	stop();
Frame 2878
	stop();
Frame 2882
	stop();
Frame 2886
	stop();
Frame 2890
	stop();
Frame 2895
	stop();
Frame 2915
	gotoAndPlay (2592);
Frame 2980
	stop();
Frame 2981
	UpdateSub();
Frame 2989
	stop();
Frame 2990
	UpdateSub();
Frame 2998
	stop();
Symbol 8 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/animalbabies", "_blank");
}
Symbol 21 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 27 Button
on (release) {
	if (subOn == 1) {
		TurnSubOff();
	} else {
		TurnSubOn();
	}
}
Symbol 33 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.play();
	play();
}
Symbol 37 Button
on (release) {
	subtitle.stop();
	stop();
}
Symbol 42 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
}
Symbol 47 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 58 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@umop.com");
}
Symbol 67 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2990);
}
Symbol 68 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2981);
}
Symbol 490 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2874);
}
Symbol 572 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 576 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2869);
}
Symbol 577 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 583 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2896);
}
Symbol 584 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2879);
}
Symbol 591 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2883);
}
Symbol 598 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2887);
}
Symbol 605 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2891);
}
Symbol 612 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2916);
}
Symbol 624 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2981);
}
Symbol 628 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (240);
}
Symbol 630 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2990);
}
Symbol 631 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2981);
}