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humor signs.swf

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Flash #251723

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© Oska Software

DEAD
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GIVE
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DIP

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SPEED
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WRONG
WAY

STOP

What sort of driver are you?

Do you consider yourself
a granny or a maniac??

Test yourself with our
Drivers Questionnaire

GO

GO

RULES

Look at the sign
and Tick the box
that best describes
your reaction
when you are driving

Restrict your speed to 50MPH

It's okay to go 55MPH

Speed Limit? What's that?

Give cars crossing your path
right-of-way

Push in if you can

Get the hell out of my way!

Bring your car to a complete stop

Slow down pretending you are
going to stop, then speed off

This thing has a brake?

Slow down - sharp curve ahead

Continue as normal - your tyres
still have some tread.

Speed up - Woohoo!

Caution - workmen ahead

Butt cracks ahead

Grab your trash - Time for some
target practice

Slow down - proceed with caution

Try to get some air

Move over Evel Knievel

BLIND
CREST

Slippery road ahead - Take care

Wheel spin opportunity ahead

I bet you I can fishtail for a mile!

Wrong way - Turn around
immediately

Honk as you drive

Time to play Chicken!

Beware of deers on the road

Swerve if you care

Roadkill ahead!

Slow down - crossing ahead

Pedestrians should look first

5 points for the little brats
10 points for grannies

Road ends - turn around

Good spot to dump my rubbish

Take the corpse out of the trunk

Information

I already know it all

Don't know - Don't care!

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CRAZEOMETER

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Only the good die young (or the stupid)

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Frame 1
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if (score == 0) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -90); comment = "Granny driver. I bet you wear a hat and only drive on Sundays"; } else if (score == 5) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -82); comment = "Practically a granny driver. You are a danger to society"; } else if (score == 10) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -75); comment = "Practically a granny driver. You are a danger to society"; } else if (score == 15) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -67); comment = "Practically a granny driver. You are a danger to society"; } else if (score == 20) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -60); comment = "You probably drive a Volvo and don't know how to have any fun!"; } else if (score == 25) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -53); comment = "You probably drive a Volvo and don't know how to have any fun!"; } else if (score == 30) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -45); comment = "You probably drive a Volvo and don't know how to have any fun!"; } else if (score == 35) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -38); comment = "You take an occasional risk but why not go all the way?"; } else if (score == 40) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -30); comment = "You take an occasional risk but why not go all the way?"; } else if (score == 45) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -23); comment = "You are still driving too careful. A few more risks and you will pass our driving test"; } else if (score == 50) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -15); comment = "You are still driving too careful. A few more risks and you will pass our driving test"; } else if (score == 55) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , -7); comment = "You are still driving too careful. A few more risks and you will pass our driving test"; } else if (score == 60) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 0); comment = "Watch out for the cops man, they'll lock you up!"; } else if (score == 65) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 7); comment = "Watch out for the cops man, they'll lock you up!"; } else if (score == 70) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 15); comment = "Watch out for the cops man, they'll lock you up! "; } else if (score == 75) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 23); comment = "You should try out for a spot with a Formula One Team"; } else if (score == 80) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 30); comment = "You should try out for a spot with a Formula One Team"; } else if (score == 85) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 37); comment = "You should try out for a spot with a Formula One Team"; } else if (score == 90) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 45); comment = "You are one crazy mother and will be lucky to see 28!"; } else if (score == 95) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 53); comment = "You are one crazy mother and will be lucky to see 28!"; } else if (score == 100) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 60); comment = "You are one crazy mother and will be lucky to see 28!"; } else if (score == 105) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 67); comment = "You are a little deranged and should probably be committed before you kill somebody"; } else if (score == 110) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 75); comment = "You are a little deranged and should probably be committed before you kill somebody"; } else if (score == 115) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 83); comment = "You are a little deranged and should probably be committed before you kill somebody"; } else if (score == 120) { setProperty("_root.speedo.needle", _rotation , 90); comment = "You are a total nutter with no regard for any other driver on the road. Top marks!"; } play();
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